Afton
@octopody.bsky.social
Reviewed by the ATLs:
"Afton, the first" - Alex Horne
"You piece of shit" - Mark Watson
"Where is my dressing room?" - Tim Key
"Afton, the first" - Alex Horne
"You piece of shit" - Mark Watson
"Where is my dressing room?" - Tim Key
Cockles and laverbread was probably the most notable of the past year, I had no idea what the heck I was ordering but a random woman on the train insisted I’d shame my grandmother if I didn’t try it.
(The laverbread’s the seaweed in the container, not the Welsh cakes in the bag.)
(The laverbread’s the seaweed in the container, not the Welsh cakes in the bag.)
November 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Cockles and laverbread was probably the most notable of the past year, I had no idea what the heck I was ordering but a random woman on the train insisted I’d shame my grandmother if I didn’t try it.
(The laverbread’s the seaweed in the container, not the Welsh cakes in the bag.)
(The laverbread’s the seaweed in the container, not the Welsh cakes in the bag.)
without downloading new pictures, describe your gender.
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
without downloading new pictures, describe your gender.
I’ve returned with proof of my endeavours- homemade bread and French onion soup:
November 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I’ve returned with proof of my endeavours- homemade bread and French onion soup:
I can’t say enough good things about One Minute Away by Mark Watson! 🛵💕
You’ll find yourself torn between devouring it in one sitting vs not wanting it to be over too soon. (Couldn’t decide, so I read it twice.)
You’ll find yourself torn between devouring it in one sitting vs not wanting it to be over too soon. (Couldn’t decide, so I read it twice.)
November 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I can’t say enough good things about One Minute Away by Mark Watson! 🛵💕
You’ll find yourself torn between devouring it in one sitting vs not wanting it to be over too soon. (Couldn’t decide, so I read it twice.)
You’ll find yourself torn between devouring it in one sitting vs not wanting it to be over too soon. (Couldn’t decide, so I read it twice.)
Good job, AI summary. You sure got that right.
November 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Good job, AI summary. You sure got that right.
I think it still is. This book was published 157 years ago. Spoooooky!
October 31, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I think it still is. This book was published 157 years ago. Spoooooky!
Maybe one of our lovely UK friends can chime in with more nuance, but I felt like Space Raiders and Monster Munch were pretty similar and it's mostly just a shape difference? We should do a back-to-back all flavour test next year.
I was team feet until Amanda shared this. Cuter this way!
I was team feet until Amanda shared this. Cuter this way!
October 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Maybe one of our lovely UK friends can chime in with more nuance, but I felt like Space Raiders and Monster Munch were pretty similar and it's mostly just a shape difference? We should do a back-to-back all flavour test next year.
I was team feet until Amanda shared this. Cuter this way!
I was team feet until Amanda shared this. Cuter this way!
Busting out the hard drinks for this evening
October 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Busting out the hard drinks for this evening
Explain the difference between UK and US culture in two images
October 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Explain the difference between UK and US culture in two images
My household refers to these as “thick mints” and they are absolutely sublime. Haven’t seen them in stores for a while, but I’m hopeful they’ll be back soon.
October 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
My household refers to these as “thick mints” and they are absolutely sublime. Haven’t seen them in stores for a while, but I’m hopeful they’ll be back soon.
I haven't been able to stop thinking about "what if Hocus Pocus, but No More Jockeys" so I made it exist. Happy Halloween!
@alexhorne.bsky.social @watsoncomedian.bsky.social #NMJ #Wattober
@alexhorne.bsky.social @watsoncomedian.bsky.social #NMJ #Wattober
October 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I haven't been able to stop thinking about "what if Hocus Pocus, but No More Jockeys" so I made it exist. Happy Halloween!
@alexhorne.bsky.social @watsoncomedian.bsky.social #NMJ #Wattober
@alexhorne.bsky.social @watsoncomedian.bsky.social #NMJ #Wattober
Excellent bird luck today!
Great blue heron flew overhead, SIX white ibises in the parking lot (they were all in a tree together before a dog barked at them, which was even cooler), and then a male cardinal sat in my window for a while.
Great blue heron flew overhead, SIX white ibises in the parking lot (they were all in a tree together before a dog barked at them, which was even cooler), and then a male cardinal sat in my window for a while.
October 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Excellent bird luck today!
Great blue heron flew overhead, SIX white ibises in the parking lot (they were all in a tree together before a dog barked at them, which was even cooler), and then a male cardinal sat in my window for a while.
Great blue heron flew overhead, SIX white ibises in the parking lot (they were all in a tree together before a dog barked at them, which was even cooler), and then a male cardinal sat in my window for a while.
True story: The Gabby’s Dollhouse Movie is actually a prequel for Taskmaster S19, explaining Jason’s entire performance.
First he came for the Dollhouse, then the Taskmaster House…
First he came for the Dollhouse, then the Taskmaster House…
October 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
True story: The Gabby’s Dollhouse Movie is actually a prequel for Taskmaster S19, explaining Jason’s entire performance.
First he came for the Dollhouse, then the Taskmaster House…
First he came for the Dollhouse, then the Taskmaster House…
This is a delightful series of photos. I particularly like these.
October 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
This is a delightful series of photos. I particularly like these.
I started a bit late so didn’t nail the cheeky tasks timing, but it did hit right during Mark’s reaction to Sally’s water cooler task attempt. Good cheeky substitute.
October 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I started a bit late so didn’t nail the cheeky tasks timing, but it did hit right during Mark’s reaction to Sally’s water cooler task attempt. Good cheeky substitute.
For your agrarian revolution pigs 🐖
October 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
For your agrarian revolution pigs 🐖
In honour of its 8th birthday, I’m live bleeting rewatch number (mumbles under breath) of one of the best Taskmaster episodes of all time…
October 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
In honour of its 8th birthday, I’m live bleeting rewatch number (mumbles under breath) of one of the best Taskmaster episodes of all time…
This is truly one of the things I want most in the world. Begging, on my knees.
October 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
This is truly one of the things I want most in the world. Begging, on my knees.
Few more than that, I think.
October 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Few more than that, I think.