final squirrel
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cycling thru it • a genderqueer agender queer
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This weekend, three men in Evanston hugged their families goodbye to look for work at Home Depot but were attacked by ICE before they could return home.
Two were abducted, one is petrified of leaving the home.
If you’re able, please help us support our neighbors: www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...
Two were abducted, one is petrified of leaving the home.
If you’re able, please help us support our neighbors: www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...
Donate to Stand With the Families Left Behind After Evanston ICE Raid, organized by Michele Hays
If you are on social media and live near Evanston, IL, you ma… Michele Hays needs your support for Stand With the Families Left Behind After Evanston ICE Raid
www.gofundme.com
October 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This weekend, three men in Evanston hugged their families goodbye to look for work at Home Depot but were attacked by ICE before they could return home.
Two were abducted, one is petrified of leaving the home.
If you’re able, please help us support our neighbors: www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...
Two were abducted, one is petrified of leaving the home.
If you’re able, please help us support our neighbors: www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...
new gender neutral bathroom just opened
The great thing about running a private Catholic university is that you can just venerate anyone you want and the Pope can’t say shit because he’s all the way in Rome.
October 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
new gender neutral bathroom just opened
please let this be the good timeline
In twelve days, New Yorkers will begin to cast their ballots and face a stark choice.
A choice between democracy and oligarchy. Between a city you can afford or more of the same. Between the hope of a brighter future or a broken past.
We will choose the future.
A choice between democracy and oligarchy. Between a city you can afford or more of the same. Between the hope of a brighter future or a broken past.
We will choose the future.
October 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
please let this be the good timeline
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Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/
October 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/
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If you're wondering whether or not to get a flu shot, I didn't get one in time, and I just had a fever dream where I was in the Drew Carey Show because several days ago I was on the Wikipedia page for the Drew Carey Show. You don't have to do this to yourself.
October 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
If you're wondering whether or not to get a flu shot, I didn't get one in time, and I just had a fever dream where I was in the Drew Carey Show because several days ago I was on the Wikipedia page for the Drew Carey Show. You don't have to do this to yourself.
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Chicago not letting Portland have all the fun 🐧
October 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Chicago not letting Portland have all the fun 🐧
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Hi all- please consider helping my friend Demy who has shared many resources on the Soviet Union and its development with me (and thus you)
Thank you
Thank you
October 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Hi all- please consider helping my friend Demy who has shared many resources on the Soviet Union and its development with me (and thus you)
Thank you
Thank you
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We need an NFL team in Canada so Hank Williams Jr under protest will have to be like Are you ready for some football! une fête du lundi soir!
October 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
We need an NFL team in Canada so Hank Williams Jr under protest will have to be like Are you ready for some football! une fête du lundi soir!
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Who Visited Epstein Island? Find out by watching 'The Onion Investigates: Jeffery Epstein' on The Onion here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU
October 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Who Visited Epstein Island? Find out by watching 'The Onion Investigates: Jeffery Epstein' on The Onion here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU
out for the jags game! defense looking good so far!
October 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
out for the jags game! defense looking good so far!
i can't help but think that everyone posting in and reading this subreddit is engaging in alarming levels of self-harm
October 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
i can't help but think that everyone posting in and reading this subreddit is engaging in alarming levels of self-harm
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don't forget! fuck the salvation army
It’s dinner time for the police. Appears to be pizza from a Salvation Army van.
Broadview’s “free speech” curfew starts soon, at 6pm.
Broadview’s “free speech” curfew starts soon, at 6pm.
October 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
don't forget! fuck the salvation army
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
we're so wealthy and broken that we can demand waves of supplies from across the globe, get into a fight with ourselves, blockade all that stuff, and then destroy it because we can't have anything nice
can you baker act a whole society?
can you baker act a whole society?
About a month ago, the Trump administration got rid of the de minimis exemption, whereby packages valued under $800 could slide in without import duties. Now there's a backlog as the government can't process all of this paperwork, leading to UPS just destroying packages
October 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
we're so wealthy and broken that we can demand waves of supplies from across the globe, get into a fight with ourselves, blockade all that stuff, and then destroy it because we can't have anything nice
can you baker act a whole society?
can you baker act a whole society?
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It’s pronounced cyclist.
October 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
It’s pronounced cyclist.
Kirby Smart? he better fuckin be
October 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Kirby Smart? he better fuckin be
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discovering insane edits recently
October 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
discovering insane edits recently
please report this post for misinformation
October 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
please report this post for misinformation
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a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall
October 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall
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There isn’t a single decent person on the planet who owns a cybertruck. We know exactly which of our customers have one and they’re all the rudest shittiest people imaginable
October 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
There isn’t a single decent person on the planet who owns a cybertruck. We know exactly which of our customers have one and they’re all the rudest shittiest people imaginable
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David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
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any product that depends on the long term stability of its maker is inherently defective
October 10, 2025 at 8:35 AM
any product that depends on the long term stability of its maker is inherently defective
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ICE getting tailed like it’s a heist movie. Chicago is turning the tables.
October 9, 2025 at 10:39 AM
ICE getting tailed like it’s a heist movie. Chicago is turning the tables.