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final squirrel
@obvioussquirrel.bsky.social
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thwatchin'
a box of mostly white yarn with some green hanks thrown in as well a small square of crocheted white fabric held up in front of a TV playing King of the Hill
October 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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out for the jags game! defense looking good so far!
your local cryptid in a maroon sweater and a string of pearls, day drinking
October 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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nothing as refreshing as a tall glass of apple sauce
Apple sauce is a stemmed wine glass
October 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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i wanted to know what else tyty's been up to but i only got this far
portrait of Tyler cowen, older white man in a blue suit jacket and blue striped button down shirt. he has a short grey beard and mustache, dork-ass glasses, and is going bald in the most embarrassing way possible
October 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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i tried to be responsible and actually read the story but instead now i have a theory about why nobody clicks on links anymore 💀
a screenshot of what appears when i click on the above link it is an incoherent jumble of ads, pop-ups and login prompts. the actual story is completely obscured
September 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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my theory:

prey animals are almost always assholes, whereas predators can afford to be friendly

(follow my vibes here)
the amount of curiosity and generosity that he showed was incomparable. I don't know anyone who showed that level of curiosity and generosity. and we really got into star wars. he just wanted to think about it. I know there are strong views about his career, and I'm hardly an expert on his career.
September 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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god bless rice cookers-- my ADHD ass left this for a full HOUR and only now remembered that I made food

consequences?? ZERO
a small blue and white rice cooker with the label "smol pot" on the front
August 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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hey Julie what the fuck
June 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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hey Julie what the fuck
June 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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he still hasn't deleted this 🤌🏼🤌🏼
zachary1818 says "i won't debate that but I'll leave you with a famous quote, 'a goy from new york is more Jewish than a rabbi from des moines'"
June 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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disabled quote tweet is very annoying

i wanna talk about how this is posted to be inspirational, the baby boy shares one of his two treats with his sister who got none
screenshot of a post on bluesky showing a video of two babies sharing a treat
June 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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pray for me
a pre-constructed magic the gathering deck, pack of card sleeves, and deck box arrayed on a coffee table, unopened
May 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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pray for me
a pre-constructed magic the gathering deck, pack of card sleeves, and deck box arrayed on a coffee table, unopened
May 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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yeah okay
your local cryptid posing for the camera in a dirty mirror. the outfit is an asymmetrical ruched skirt and one-strap top in a dark red with a gold chain and gold earrings
May 8, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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it miiiiight be time to retire these bad boys
inner side of a black and pink converse shoe. the black has fade to almost a light gray, the sole is shredded, and the stitching is coming undone other side of the same shoe, the sole is fully coming off the shoe on this side inside the shoe you can see that the inner sole is worn down to the rubber on the bottom of the shoe, the rubber sole has worn down completely in the heel and the tread is almost completely gone
May 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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rice and paste! RICE AND PASTE!
a bowl of steamed rice, ssamjang, furikake, and sesame seeds with a large spoon
April 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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i like them for most things (only way to eat popcorn imo) but trying to eat a bowl of rice that way feels like shelling crabs in terms of speed and volume

what i want to spread is the good word of the Korean shovel spoon (flat chopsticks are hard mode):
a wide flat metal spoon with a long handle next to a pair of flat metal chopsticks
April 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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the hot bartender asked me about my day and garnished my drink with a tater tot
an open can of alcoholic seltzer with a skewered tater tot sitting on top of it
April 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Easter fit! 🐣
April 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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this one is doing pretty good 💀💀
screenshot of the volatility index, at 45.31, up 50.93%
April 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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from my mom's Facebook page 💀💀💀
screenshot of a Facebook text post: the trump tariffs are big and powerful, and as a result: wall st tomorrow will crash. they may actually turn the trading off it will get so bad because fear is fueled by uncertainty. and yet, the only reason for the uncertainty is because the media reports false narratives. the world is not falling apart and NO, this will not be a tax on you. you are going to love these tariffs -- long term -- as your cities and towns become hubs for manufacturing again. think of it this way: if you saw how sausage was made you'd never eat it. my advice, don't watch how tariffs are made -- don't watch the markets tomorrow. this is how the economy is transformed into something awesome. right now it sucks thanks to Joe. something needs to change. and change in this case is good. no doubt it's going to be brutal at first, so buckle up. but do so knowing that we will make it to the destination -- we will arrive at make America great again.
April 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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meme of a cartoon girl crying with the text "me when I got the k!lling people with a rock autism instead of the being good at math or science autism"
March 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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we did not build on Saturday, but rather on Today!
the base of a small dome made of pvc, mid assembly, underneath a large metal dome the first row of the dome is assembled, making a circle of different-sized triangles shot from inside the dome, with two rows done. there's a ladder and an opening where the top hub will go the final completed dome inside a much larger dome
March 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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sometimes you just have to make up an Art to have a reason to be vertical
a cardboard box labeled Sonostar with a graphic of a geodesic dome, next to several lengths of PVC pipe in the back of a hatchback several lengths of pvc pipe with black or orange electrical tape on the ends a pentagram-shaped section of a geodesic dome assembled on a strip of grass, made of pvc pipe
March 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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May 14, 2023 at 3:44 PM