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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
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Wait hold up...
Did Bad Bunny just give his Grammy to Liam Conejo Ramos the poor kid who was kidnapped by ICE? If so amazing
The sign beforehand said "Conejo" on it too
Did Bad Bunny just give his Grammy to Liam Conejo Ramos the poor kid who was kidnapped by ICE? If so amazing
The sign beforehand said "Conejo" on it too
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Wait hold up...
Did Bad Bunny just give his Grammy to Liam Conejo Ramos the poor kid who was kidnapped by ICE? If so amazing
The sign beforehand said "Conejo" on it too
Did Bad Bunny just give his Grammy to Liam Conejo Ramos the poor kid who was kidnapped by ICE? If so amazing
The sign beforehand said "Conejo" on it too
You have to feel for Japan’s Shun Sato. He basically was perfect and the quad math did him in; never had a chance against the (very imperfect) Quad God. #olympics
February 8, 2026 at 9:56 PM
You have to feel for Japan’s Shun Sato. He basically was perfect and the quad math did him in; never had a chance against the (very imperfect) Quad God. #olympics
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Jeffrey Epstein died on August 10th. In the Epstein files, there is what appears to be a draft DOJ press release announcing his death that is dated August 9th.
(It’s here: www.justice.gov/epstein/file...)
(It’s here: www.justice.gov/epstein/file...)
The release on Saturday, August 10th appears to have two differences. The date, and the addition of “of an apparent suicide” www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr...
February 8, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Jeffrey Epstein died on August 10th. In the Epstein files, there is what appears to be a draft DOJ press release announcing his death that is dated August 9th.
(It’s here: www.justice.gov/epstein/file...)
(It’s here: www.justice.gov/epstein/file...)
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Concacaf 2030 World Cup qualifying
Round 1, 2027: Teams ranked 14-35 in region
Round 2, '27-28: 11 winners and top 13 ranked teams in region
Final round, '28-29: top two from each of six groups
Qualify: Three group winners & three runners-up; one more could qualify through two-layer playoffs.
Round 1, 2027: Teams ranked 14-35 in region
Round 2, '27-28: 11 winners and top 13 ranked teams in region
Final round, '28-29: top two from each of six groups
Qualify: Three group winners & three runners-up; one more could qualify through two-layer playoffs.
February 6, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Concacaf 2030 World Cup qualifying
Round 1, 2027: Teams ranked 14-35 in region
Round 2, '27-28: 11 winners and top 13 ranked teams in region
Final round, '28-29: top two from each of six groups
Qualify: Three group winners & three runners-up; one more could qualify through two-layer playoffs.
Round 1, 2027: Teams ranked 14-35 in region
Round 2, '27-28: 11 winners and top 13 ranked teams in region
Final round, '28-29: top two from each of six groups
Qualify: Three group winners & three runners-up; one more could qualify through two-layer playoffs.
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Breaking news: New baby alpaca born a few hours ago. So we moved the moms & young ones to another prairie so the big boys—male llamas and horses—don’t play too rough with the baby.
Please accept our timeline cleanse as you battle to preserve the 250-year old experiment of American Democracy.
Please accept our timeline cleanse as you battle to preserve the 250-year old experiment of American Democracy.
January 17, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Breaking news: New baby alpaca born a few hours ago. So we moved the moms & young ones to another prairie so the big boys—male llamas and horses—don’t play too rough with the baby.
Please accept our timeline cleanse as you battle to preserve the 250-year old experiment of American Democracy.
Please accept our timeline cleanse as you battle to preserve the 250-year old experiment of American Democracy.
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they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.
In the video that the shooter took, which I believe was leaked to be exculpatory, he appears to yell “fucking bitch” after he shoots Renee Good.
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
Which is harder, this or the always-flapping St. Joe’s Hawk?
Throughout their win vs Botswana at AFCON, a DR Congo supporter replicated the stance of Patrice Lumumba, a key figure in African and Congolese independence who was assassinated in 1961 following a joint plot between political opponents, Belgium, the US, and UK 🇨🇩
December 31, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Which is harder, this or the always-flapping St. Joe’s Hawk?
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a muppet twist on iconic art: thread
December 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
a muppet twist on iconic art: thread
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Jack White brings out Eminem
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Jack White brings out Eminem
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Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆
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Pulitzer Prize photo right here.
November 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Pulitzer Prize photo right here.
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I think anyone who entertains this idea should be thrown into prison. Anyone who actively tries to execute it should be shot.
Tuberville on Trump's third term: "He might be able to go around the Constitution, but that's up to him."
October 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I think anyone who entertains this idea should be thrown into prison. Anyone who actively tries to execute it should be shot.
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What an emblem of the billionaire class—descending on a peaceful city in a private jet on the horn to NYT asking for the place to be invaded by federal authorities because the rent-a-cops you employ for a week to harass a few junkies outside the convention center cost too much.
October 11, 2025 at 10:34 AM
What an emblem of the billionaire class—descending on a peaceful city in a private jet on the horn to NYT asking for the place to be invaded by federal authorities because the rent-a-cops you employ for a week to harass a few junkies outside the convention center cost too much.
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These “agents” like doing this. They want to do this because it’s a legal way to feed their worst compulsions.
And they’ve been given full authority to do it - verbatim - by Stephen Miller and President Trump.
And they’ve been given full authority to do it - verbatim - by Stephen Miller and President Trump.
Breaking news: ICE stops family at gunpoint—smash car window on top of newborn baby.
"I was screaming that there was a baby. But they didn’t care," cried mother.
“I covered my baby with my body—I was so scared he was going to be hurt because glass was landing on him."
"I was screaming that there was a baby. But they didn’t care," cried mother.
“I covered my baby with my body—I was so scared he was going to be hurt because glass was landing on him."
October 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
These “agents” like doing this. They want to do this because it’s a legal way to feed their worst compulsions.
And they’ve been given full authority to do it - verbatim - by Stephen Miller and President Trump.
And they’ve been given full authority to do it - verbatim - by Stephen Miller and President Trump.
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![On September 6, 2024, Laura Loomer posts a video, where she eats dog food. She writes on Twitter: "I just ate dog food. It's human grade. Which means you and your dog can share a taste, nutrient dense treat together. Order yours today at [link]"
I post a screenshot of this tweet and write: "i setup a fake dog food company last month, bought purina at the pet store, and paid laura loomer $100 for this post."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ks3gpa6ftoyaq7hmf6c4qx4c/bafkreihsmjuml7n6odhpqrf553ysc6v7k23lrbxcwlgoylnxalahojrmgy@jpeg)
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September 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
#Eagles score and Fox uses Philly’s own The War On Drugs as the bumper music. Good call. #FlyEaglesFly
September 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
#Eagles score and Fox uses Philly’s own The War On Drugs as the bumper music. Good call. #FlyEaglesFly
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GHISLAINE MAXWELL: here we go, boss. a big book of letters from all of your horrible best friends
JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald
GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually
JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald
GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually
September 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
GHISLAINE MAXWELL: here we go, boss. a big book of letters from all of your horrible best friends
JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald
GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually
JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald
GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually
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Trump minimizes domestic abuse during a talk at the Museum of the Bible: "Things that take place in the home, they call crime ... If a man has a little fight with the wife, they say this was a crime, see?"
September 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Trump minimizes domestic abuse during a talk at the Museum of the Bible: "Things that take place in the home, they call crime ... If a man has a little fight with the wife, they say this was a crime, see?"