Parma John
@oatswizard.bsky.social
FKA Oats Wizard, Dr. of Skeetology
I wish her nothing but misfortune
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All f---ing full of s---'
'All f---ing full of s---': Kim Kardashian has some choice words for the psychics who predicted she'd pass the bar exam.
ew.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I wish her nothing but misfortune
Voting for facism with the facists makes you a facist this isn’t complicated
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Voting for facism with the facists makes you a facist this isn’t complicated
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ Kim Davis will burn in hell for eternity while queers dance on her fucking grave
New: The Supreme Court DENIES Kim Davis' request to overturn Obergefell, the marriage equality decision. No noted dissents. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ Kim Davis will burn in hell for eternity while queers dance on her fucking grave
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Even the senators who are retiring and think they won't have to face the wrath of furious Democratic voters should know that their last name is about to become so toxic that not even a goddamn nonprofit is going to want you on the board.
I think Senate folders are significantly underestimating how fucking angry Democratic voters are at them
November 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Even the senators who are retiring and think they won't have to face the wrath of furious Democratic voters should know that their last name is about to become so toxic that not even a goddamn nonprofit is going to want you on the board.
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The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
Cory Booker doesn’t want you to have affordable healthcare
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Cory Booker doesn’t want you to have affordable healthcare
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My mum just said to me "You should be hung like a horse". When I challenged her over saying such a thing, it transpires she thought it was a punishment horses got. Turns out she's been incorrectly using the phrase since the 90s in various settings
November 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
My mum just said to me "You should be hung like a horse". When I challenged her over saying such a thing, it transpires she thought it was a punishment horses got. Turns out she's been incorrectly using the phrase since the 90s in various settings
We should crowdfund him a new snow plow
November 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
We should crowdfund him a new snow plow
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Nuremburg trials is the moderate position
He said that the agents would throw food at them to eat. The agents threatened to withhold food for a week and to beat him up if he didn't sign deportation papers. He said he saw others refuse and get beaten/receive no food. He signed because he was afraid.
November 7, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Nuremburg trials is the moderate position
It is insane that a judge has to order the federal government to find funding for food assistance. What happened to all that money we saved with DOGE, bitch?
November 7, 2025 at 1:08 PM
It is insane that a judge has to order the federal government to find funding for food assistance. What happened to all that money we saved with DOGE, bitch?
Still shut down, huh? Dang
November 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Still shut down, huh? Dang
I know that antialiasing is now used as a way to accumulate samples over multiple frames nowadays, but I fucking miss games that rendered *exactly the number of pixels on screen*. Yeah, there are jaggies, but I’m still fond of the look.
November 7, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I know that antialiasing is now used as a way to accumulate samples over multiple frames nowadays, but I fucking miss games that rendered *exactly the number of pixels on screen*. Yeah, there are jaggies, but I’m still fond of the look.
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
She shouldn’t go to law school, Kim has nothing to offer humanity. Also this reason for failing rules and AI is bad but at least it’s also funny sometimes
This is hands down the funniest thing I’ve read all week.
“It has made me fail tests all the time. And then I’ll get mad and I’ll like yell at it and be like, ‘You made me fail, why did you do this?'”
“It has made me fail tests all the time. And then I’ll get mad and I’ll like yell at it and be like, ‘You made me fail, why did you do this?'”
Kim Kardashian Blames ChatGPT for Failing Law Exams
Kardashian said the chatbot made her fail tests
gizmodo.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
She shouldn’t go to law school, Kim has nothing to offer humanity. Also this reason for failing rules and AI is bad but at least it’s also funny sometimes
Go go go!
BREAKING: Starbucks workers have just authorized a massive strike.
Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%.
Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.
Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%.
Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.
November 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Go go go!
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Had to share this from twitter just because
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Had to share this from twitter just because
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Pilot had a massive ad spread in a jp newspaper with "make AI jealous" and "write what AI can't touch" written on it
Anyway I think everyone should own a Pilot kakuno pen
Anyway I think everyone should own a Pilot kakuno pen
November 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Pilot had a massive ad spread in a jp newspaper with "make AI jealous" and "write what AI can't touch" written on it
Anyway I think everyone should own a Pilot kakuno pen
Anyway I think everyone should own a Pilot kakuno pen
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What a couple of bookends. Started and ended the day with joy.
sorry it's still so funny we woke up to Dick Cheney dying today too
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
What a couple of bookends. Started and ended the day with joy.
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"You campaign in poetry. You govern in prose.” Fucking SAVAGE for him to invoke Mario Cuomo.
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
"You campaign in poetry. You govern in prose.” Fucking SAVAGE for him to invoke Mario Cuomo.
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“No longer will New York be a city where you can traffic in Islamophobia and win an election.”
AMEN
AMEN
November 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
“No longer will New York be a city where you can traffic in Islamophobia and win an election.”
AMEN
AMEN
Jeffries, Booker, and Schumer didn’t want this. Don’t forget that
November 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Jeffries, Booker, and Schumer didn’t want this. Don’t forget that
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Mamdani cracks 1M votes, the first NYC mayor to do so since John Lindsay in 1969
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Mamdani cracks 1M votes, the first NYC mayor to do so since John Lindsay in 1969