roach’s malewife
@oatmilktruther.bsky.social
im abs im 28 my pronouns are they/them and im just trying to be the most esoteric clown at the circus https://archiveofourown.org/users/oatmilktruther
THE HARDER YOU HIT THE DEEPER THE DENT THE LONGER YOU LIVE THE HIGHER THE RENT actually she wrote this song about north and south did you know this did you know that leaving the city is sbout socialist pride and prejudice did you know that hmmmm neways
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 AM
THE HARDER YOU HIT THE DEEPER THE DENT THE LONGER YOU LIVE THE HIGHER THE RENT actually she wrote this song about north and south did you know this did you know that leaving the city is sbout socialist pride and prejudice did you know that hmmmm neways
I!!! AM!!! BLUE!!! AND UNWELL!!!
November 15, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I!!! AM!!! BLUE!!! AND UNWELL!!!
if theres no pomegranates at costco when i go tomorrow im packing it all in
November 15, 2025 at 6:50 AM
if theres no pomegranates at costco when i go tomorrow im packing it all in
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everyone go read this now to point and laugh at stede bonnet for having 2 braincells and -2 self esteem
hiiiiiiiiiii i did it coccaptains with benefits is here okkkkkkkkk also fucking realizing as im here that i didnt tag that ed is trans well he is congrats to me i’ll fix it in post
November 15, 2025 at 6:08 AM
everyone go read this now to point and laugh at stede bonnet for having 2 braincells and -2 self esteem
i need someone to finish this ed/jim fic for me so i can go write sad shit again
November 15, 2025 at 5:50 AM
i need someone to finish this ed/jim fic for me so i can go write sad shit again
hiiiiiiiiiii i did it coccaptains with benefits is here okkkkkkkkk also fucking realizing as im here that i didnt tag that ed is trans well he is congrats to me i’ll fix it in post
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
hiiiiiiiiiii i did it coccaptains with benefits is here okkkkkkkkk also fucking realizing as im here that i didnt tag that ed is trans well he is congrats to me i’ll fix it in post
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cocaptains with benefits coming later this afternoon after i get out the bath and SPAG it and figure out a fucking title and load it up to ao3
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
cocaptains with benefits coming later this afternoon after i get out the bath and SPAG it and figure out a fucking title and load it up to ao3
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OR literally any story where stede has a physical disability. idc abt the setting or era or anything else. im just always thinking abt him
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
OR literally any story where stede has a physical disability. idc abt the setting or era or anything else. im just always thinking abt him
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Hey, this is me! I'm on the board of a small queer nonprofit and it's our fall fundraising drive. Every dollar helps us keep our more than 120 yearly events free of charge, particularly our teen queer prom. Please share or donate at belongfoxvalley.org
Gonna tag in my beloved #ofmd community.🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
Gonna tag in my beloved #ofmd community.🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
Friends, we are always so happy to see you!
If you can, please donate to our Fall Fundraiser and help us keep all of our 2026 events free of charge. Belongfoxvalley.org
If you can, please donate to our Fall Fundraiser and help us keep all of our 2026 events free of charge. Belongfoxvalley.org
November 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Hey, this is me! I'm on the board of a small queer nonprofit and it's our fall fundraising drive. Every dollar helps us keep our more than 120 yearly events free of charge, particularly our teen queer prom. Please share or donate at belongfoxvalley.org
Gonna tag in my beloved #ofmd community.🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
Gonna tag in my beloved #ofmd community.🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
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she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
well stede just explained to ed that even though he’s sucked ed’s dick at least thirty times in the last few weeks they havent been having sex so you know good luck to both of them
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 AM
well stede just explained to ed that even though he’s sucked ed’s dick at least thirty times in the last few weeks they havent been having sex so you know good luck to both of them
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A #WIPWednesday from ch9. Hey did you know that openings are hard when you leave the previous chapter off in a soft, cushy place without setting up any of the next stuff? 😂
(aka: well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions. etc etc.)
(aka: well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions. etc etc.)
November 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
A #WIPWednesday from ch9. Hey did you know that openings are hard when you leave the previous chapter off in a soft, cushy place without setting up any of the next stuff? 😂
(aka: well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions. etc etc.)
(aka: well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions. etc etc.)
me: i wanna get a little more rest before i gotta be up for work
joanna newsoms baby birch: i got you the opening lines for that sad miscarriage fic you asked for
me: yes mistress joanna 🚬🧅
joanna newsoms baby birch: i got you the opening lines for that sad miscarriage fic you asked for
me: yes mistress joanna 🚬🧅
November 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
me: i wanna get a little more rest before i gotta be up for work
joanna newsoms baby birch: i got you the opening lines for that sad miscarriage fic you asked for
me: yes mistress joanna 🚬🧅
joanna newsoms baby birch: i got you the opening lines for that sad miscarriage fic you asked for
me: yes mistress joanna 🚬🧅
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
for wip wednesday just this one brief bit of insanity
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 AM
for wip wednesday just this one brief bit of insanity
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t4t gentlebeard but specifically both transfemme. this is my platform
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
t4t gentlebeard but specifically both transfemme. this is my platform
i hve been informed by my therapist that i cannot be called upon to reliably determine whether or not something is hard to do for other people because i am constantly underestimating
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
i hve been informed by my therapist that i cannot be called upon to reliably determine whether or not something is hard to do for other people because i am constantly underestimating
theres a nonzero number of videos of me tearing pimegranates in half with my bare hands on my phone
November 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
theres a nonzero number of videos of me tearing pimegranates in half with my bare hands on my phone
get to know your mutuals list 10 random things you like!
iced oatmilk london fogs
cotton quilts
really long songs
wool socks
brussel sprouts
pomegranates
lego
skiing
songs where at first the lyrics make no sense but they fill you with deep emotion
wearing sandals w socks
iced oatmilk london fogs
cotton quilts
really long songs
wool socks
brussel sprouts
pomegranates
lego
skiing
songs where at first the lyrics make no sense but they fill you with deep emotion
wearing sandals w socks
Get to know your mutuals! List 10 random things that you like. fucckkkkckc oakay
👍 puzzles. any kind
👍 non-euro folk metal. any kind
👍 cinnamon in savory food
👍 thunderstorms
👍 kink studies
👍 mastering a new htmlcss thing
👍 morphology
👍 conceptual art
👍 isopropyl alcohol
👍 hot drinks
👍 puzzles. any kind
👍 non-euro folk metal. any kind
👍 cinnamon in savory food
👍 thunderstorms
👍 kink studies
👍 mastering a new htmlcss thing
👍 morphology
👍 conceptual art
👍 isopropyl alcohol
👍 hot drinks
Get to know your mutuals! List 10 random things that you like.
summer. sunshine. being in the sun. being warm.
concerts
media hoarding
cooking
going on night walks
motorcycles, or more accurately, harleys
video games (cozy ones)
tattoos
hanging out with my dog ❤️
collecting "weird" stuffed animals
summer. sunshine. being in the sun. being warm.
concerts
media hoarding
cooking
going on night walks
motorcycles, or more accurately, harleys
video games (cozy ones)
tattoos
hanging out with my dog ❤️
collecting "weird" stuffed animals
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
get to know your mutuals list 10 random things you like!
iced oatmilk london fogs
cotton quilts
really long songs
wool socks
brussel sprouts
pomegranates
lego
skiing
songs where at first the lyrics make no sense but they fill you with deep emotion
wearing sandals w socks
iced oatmilk london fogs
cotton quilts
really long songs
wool socks
brussel sprouts
pomegranates
lego
skiing
songs where at first the lyrics make no sense but they fill you with deep emotion
wearing sandals w socks
look i am myself piss agnostic but if you are into piss and also medical kink indwelling catheters might be right for you
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
look i am myself piss agnostic but if you are into piss and also medical kink indwelling catheters might be right for you
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#NewYorkCity! We have a new, reliable, multi-organization coalition hotline for reporting ICE activity! It will be live on Saturday, November 15th.
I will be handing them out on the 15th as part of the NYC Day of Action.
drive.google.com/file/d/1Ldn9...
I will be handing them out on the 15th as part of the NYC Day of Action.
drive.google.com/file/d/1Ldn9...
NYC-SALUTE-zine-11-12.pdf
drive.google.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
#NewYorkCity! We have a new, reliable, multi-organization coalition hotline for reporting ICE activity! It will be live on Saturday, November 15th.
I will be handing them out on the 15th as part of the NYC Day of Action.
drive.google.com/file/d/1Ldn9...
I will be handing them out on the 15th as part of the NYC Day of Action.
drive.google.com/file/d/1Ldn9...
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November 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
ALL DAY LONG WE TALK ABOUT MERCY LEAD ME TO WATER LORD I SURE AM THIRSTY DOWN IN THE DITCH WHERE I NEARLY SERVED YOU UP IN THE CLOUDS WHERE HE ALMOST HEARD YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 12, 2025 at 7:12 AM
ALL DAY LONG WE TALK ABOUT MERCY LEAD ME TO WATER LORD I SURE AM THIRSTY DOWN IN THE DITCH WHERE I NEARLY SERVED YOU UP IN THE CLOUDS WHERE HE ALMOST HEARD YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pet play but its your partner calling animal control on you for your many many sins
bran is reading the pussy eating scene from the cocaptains with benefits fic
November 12, 2025 at 5:40 AM
pet play but its your partner calling animal control on you for your many many sins