roach’s malewife
@oatmilktruther.bsky.social
im abs im 28 my pronouns are they/them and im just trying to be the most esoteric clown at the circus https://archiveofourown.org/users/oatmilktruther
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hi. ed and stede had a fight this morning and now they're both at work thinking how stupid and unnecessary it was and was it more abt it being cold and dark out than anything else. it makes stede feel like a failure, like he's never going to be a better husband. it makes ed feel like his dad. -
December 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
hi. ed and stede had a fight this morning and now they're both at work thinking how stupid and unnecessary it was and was it more abt it being cold and dark out than anything else. it makes stede feel like a failure, like he's never going to be a better husband. it makes ed feel like his dad. -
it only took 22 days to achieve this
December 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
it only took 22 days to achieve this
been way too long since ive talked about edward teach’s perky a cups. her itty bitty titties.
December 3, 2025 at 7:52 AM
been way too long since ive talked about edward teach’s perky a cups. her itty bitty titties.
we deserved to see ed and stede scissoring on canera in s2e6. release the scizzor cut
December 3, 2025 at 7:08 AM
we deserved to see ed and stede scissoring on canera in s2e6. release the scizzor cut
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i am probably having covid rn.. everything hurts even my eyeballs😭 this is my emotional support merstede, he is soft&warm.
December 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
i am probably having covid rn.. everything hurts even my eyeballs😭 this is my emotional support merstede, he is soft&warm.
evil sudoku (btw i solved that damn thermometer one also just not before i took the pic)
December 3, 2025 at 7:02 AM
evil sudoku (btw i solved that damn thermometer one also just not before i took the pic)
im thinking about de-anoning a little help with the agony like its not exactly a secret that i wrote it but that means a significant number of people get an email announcing exactly what is wrong with me osychologically and sexually and im just not so sure sbout that
December 3, 2025 at 6:50 AM
im thinking about de-anoning a little help with the agony like its not exactly a secret that i wrote it but that means a significant number of people get an email announcing exactly what is wrong with me osychologically and sexually and im just not so sure sbout that
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stede virgin role play except he's so particular and fussy about how he likes it that he keeps correcting eds form and ed can't stop laughing about it
December 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
stede virgin role play except he's so particular and fussy about how he likes it that he keeps correcting eds form and ed can't stop laughing about it
i knoooow this for a fact happens at least once a month (any more frequently and ed still remembers how much swamp ass he gets from those leathers and stede cant convince him to do it)
ed in classic cartoon dominatrix leathers derailing a scene by moaning about his sweaty ass crack and balls so much that stede is on his knees begging to rim him before they even get started
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 AM
i knoooow this for a fact happens at least once a month (any more frequently and ed still remembers how much swamp ass he gets from those leathers and stede cant convince him to do it)
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ed in classic cartoon dominatrix leathers derailing a scene by moaning about his sweaty ass crack and balls so much that stede is on his knees begging to rim him before they even get started
December 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
ed in classic cartoon dominatrix leathers derailing a scene by moaning about his sweaty ass crack and balls so much that stede is on his knees begging to rim him before they even get started
thus weeks interest is: evil sudoku. its like sudoku. butt eviller
December 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
thus weeks interest is: evil sudoku. its like sudoku. butt eviller
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ed n stede fighting about gets to bottom and so stede suggests tossing a coin except he buys one of those trick coins that always comes up heads and then he lectures ed about probability theory whenever ed complains it's rigged. it takes ed three weeks to realise he's getting played.
December 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
ed n stede fighting about gets to bottom and so stede suggests tossing a coin except he buys one of those trick coins that always comes up heads and then he lectures ed about probability theory whenever ed complains it's rigged. it takes ed three weeks to realise he's getting played.
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Quick pencil sketch when I should definitely be asleep. Romantic Stede off the charts
December 2, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Quick pencil sketch when I should definitely be asleep. Romantic Stede off the charts
feeling very whiny bitch “why do i write fanfic” lately. having a hard time staying motivated and feeling like im doing anything interesting/unique/meaningful. im being whiny about it i know and i will get over it soon enough, but what is my personal public diary if not for whining
December 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
feeling very whiny bitch “why do i write fanfic” lately. having a hard time staying motivated and feeling like im doing anything interesting/unique/meaningful. im being whiny about it i know and i will get over it soon enough, but what is my personal public diary if not for whining
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“The National AIDS Memorial, through a partnership with the AIDS Quilt Touch team, presents all 50,000 panels of the AIDS Memorial Quilt in an interactive experience so people around the world can experience the beauty of the Quilt and witness the love and stories stitched into each panel.”
Interactive AIDS Quilt
The National AIDS Memorial, through a partnership with the AIDS Quilt Touch team, presents all 48,000 panels of the AIDS Memorial Quilt in an interactive experience People around the world can experie...
www.aidsmemorial.org
December 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
“The National AIDS Memorial, through a partnership with the AIDS Quilt Touch team, presents all 50,000 panels of the AIDS Memorial Quilt in an interactive experience so people around the world can experience the beauty of the Quilt and witness the love and stories stitched into each panel.”
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very respectful for ed to suggest potential options of “mermaid” “merman” and “merperson”. too bad stede only cares how hot he was
February 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
very respectful for ed to suggest potential options of “mermaid” “merman” and “merperson”. too bad stede only cares how hot he was
lowkey worried this winter is going to be. really realky bad for me. usually i get outside enough to counteract the horror of not having any light but my mobility and energy is just not not good and the struggle is struggling.
December 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
lowkey worried this winter is going to be. really realky bad for me. usually i get outside enough to counteract the horror of not having any light but my mobility and energy is just not not good and the struggle is struggling.
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Welp I went with chewy character work and finished up the last half of @margaritaville.bsky.social ‘s “love wants me dead.” NO RAGERTS, completely fabulous, watch the tags, but it hurts so good
archiveofourown.org/works/738436...
archiveofourown.org/works/738436...
love wants me dead - Chapter 1 - ingydar - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Welp I went with chewy character work and finished up the last half of @margaritaville.bsky.social ‘s “love wants me dead.” NO RAGERTS, completely fabulous, watch the tags, but it hurts so good
archiveofourown.org/works/738436...
archiveofourown.org/works/738436...
btw im working on the sadder version of this again
December 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
btw im working on the sadder version of this again
the only dinner im really fucking with right now is cheese, bread, pomegranate
December 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
the only dinner im really fucking with right now is cheese, bread, pomegranate
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reclaiming the puzzle piece symbol. not because there’s a missing piece of me, but because I fuvking love puzzles
November 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
reclaiming the puzzle piece symbol. not because there’s a missing piece of me, but because I fuvking love puzzles
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My 350th AO3 work is a little fic about trying to break free from the expectations we grow up under, and finding ways to make things work when everything feels stacked against us.
Ed has a serious case of cold feet when Stede asks him to marry him.
archiveofourown.org/works/74942421
Ed has a serious case of cold feet when Stede asks him to marry him.
archiveofourown.org/works/74942421
November 29, 2025 at 12:07 PM
My 350th AO3 work is a little fic about trying to break free from the expectations we grow up under, and finding ways to make things work when everything feels stacked against us.
Ed has a serious case of cold feet when Stede asks him to marry him.
archiveofourown.org/works/74942421
Ed has a serious case of cold feet when Stede asks him to marry him.
archiveofourown.org/works/74942421
just realized i dont actually know the words to mack the knife despite listening to it all the time because i only know the recording whefe ella fitzgerald performs it live abd forgets the words partway through and improvises. which is just sooooo good god i love ella
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 AM
just realized i dont actually know the words to mack the knife despite listening to it all the time because i only know the recording whefe ella fitzgerald performs it live abd forgets the words partway through and improvises. which is just sooooo good god i love ella
man i xant believe some sick fuck listened to kalahari down and then turned it into like 55k of sad sad fanfiction that song is heartbreaking
November 30, 2025 at 6:35 AM
man i xant believe some sick fuck listened to kalahari down and then turned it into like 55k of sad sad fanfiction that song is heartbreaking
five animals ive seen in the wild:
stellar sea lions
fuck ton of moose
orcas
black bears
beluga whales (only the stealthiest glimpses)
stellar sea lions
fuck ton of moose
orcas
black bears
beluga whales (only the stealthiest glimpses)
Five animals I've seen in the wild
Wild horses
Grizzly bear
Bison
Tarantula
Turkey
One animal I want to see in the wild: Moose
(Had to make it a 5+1)
Wild horses
Grizzly bear
Bison
Tarantula
Turkey
One animal I want to see in the wild: Moose
(Had to make it a 5+1)
Five animals I've seen in the wild
Penguins
Kiwi
Ocean sunfish
Moose
Ptarmigans
Penguins
Kiwi
Ocean sunfish
Moose
Ptarmigans
November 30, 2025 at 6:04 AM
five animals ive seen in the wild:
stellar sea lions
fuck ton of moose
orcas
black bears
beluga whales (only the stealthiest glimpses)
stellar sea lions
fuck ton of moose
orcas
black bears
beluga whales (only the stealthiest glimpses)