Zaphod Beeblebrox
@dragonfudge.bsky.social
Lispian crouch ~ any pronouns || Anti-caste || from the river to the sea 🇵🇸 || Sometimes nsfw 🔞
everyone go read this now to point and laugh at stede bonnet for having 2 braincells and -2 self esteem
hiiiiiiiiiii i did it coccaptains with benefits is here okkkkkkkkk also fucking realizing as im here that i didnt tag that ed is trans well he is congrats to me i’ll fix it in post
November 15, 2025 at 6:08 AM
everyone go read this now to point and laugh at stede bonnet for having 2 braincells and -2 self esteem
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hiiiiiiiiiii i did it coccaptains with benefits is here okkkkkkkkk also fucking realizing as im here that i didnt tag that ed is trans well he is congrats to me i’ll fix it in post
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
hiiiiiiiiiii i did it coccaptains with benefits is here okkkkkkkkk also fucking realizing as im here that i didnt tag that ed is trans well he is congrats to me i’ll fix it in post
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I FOUND IT ITS THIS ONE!!! archiveofourown.org/works/46875835
November 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I FOUND IT ITS THIS ONE!!! archiveofourown.org/works/46875835
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Explosion in delhi please pray that this doesnt spiral into another wave of extreme islamophobia and persecution of muslims in india. We dont even know what the cause of the explosion was yet or any details on what happened and yet theres already right wing trolls spreading misinformation online
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Explosion in delhi please pray that this doesnt spiral into another wave of extreme islamophobia and persecution of muslims in india. We dont even know what the cause of the explosion was yet or any details on what happened and yet theres already right wing trolls spreading misinformation online
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“seems like the infamous blackbeard should have a more impressive cock. perhaps you’re not really blackbeard” ed so hard he’s gonna pass out:
stede making fun of ed’s dick for roleplay/sex purposes like “oooh. so this is the famous blackbeard’s cock? is that it? seems a bit. hmm.” etc
November 10, 2025 at 6:56 AM
“seems like the infamous blackbeard should have a more impressive cock. perhaps you’re not really blackbeard” ed so hard he’s gonna pass out:
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aromatherapy of ed pulling up stede's shirt and huffing his fuzzy belly
November 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
aromatherapy of ed pulling up stede's shirt and huffing his fuzzy belly
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*taps the mic* ed leaving a bite mark over the heart on stede's ass *drops the mic*
April 6, 2025 at 12:34 AM
*taps the mic* ed leaving a bite mark over the heart on stede's ass *drops the mic*
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"Just hold on
I will find you
I will find you
I'll be light and lead you home when there's nowhere left to go "
#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath
I will find you
I will find you
I'll be light and lead you home when there's nowhere left to go "
#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath
July 26, 2023 at 11:35 PM
"Just hold on
I will find you
I will find you
I'll be light and lead you home when there's nowhere left to go "
#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath
I will find you
I will find you
I'll be light and lead you home when there's nowhere left to go "
#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath
Whats wild about the Victoria Coren-Mitchell thing is that shes not exactly a trans ally herself. Stephen Fry was a good friend of JKR and defended her many times. But glinner and jkr have become so inhuman in their obsession and are demanding everyone in their circle do the same
November 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Whats wild about the Victoria Coren-Mitchell thing is that shes not exactly a trans ally herself. Stephen Fry was a good friend of JKR and defended her many times. But glinner and jkr have become so inhuman in their obsession and are demanding everyone in their circle do the same
Zohran quoting Nehru and playing dhoom machale and suddenly u remember what india used to be and can be again if we rise above this fascist hateful trash
November 5, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Zohran quoting Nehru and playing dhoom machale and suddenly u remember what india used to be and can be again if we rise above this fascist hateful trash
HE PLAYED THE DHOOM TITLE SONG AT THE END OF HIS SPEECH?????? TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE
November 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
HE PLAYED THE DHOOM TITLE SONG AT THE END OF HIS SPEECH?????? TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE
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woke forever!! woke will never die!!!
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
woke forever!! woke will never die!!!
dick cheney dead and mamdani win on the same day truly there is no god but allah and mohammad is his prophet 🙏🙏🙏
November 5, 2025 at 4:52 AM
dick cheney dead and mamdani win on the same day truly there is no god but allah and mohammad is his prophet 🙏🙏🙏
Spanish jackie with her husbands tbh
November 4, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Spanish jackie with her husbands tbh
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as if its his fault .
August 7, 2025 at 10:20 AM
as if its his fault .
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we need to put more nipple clamps on stede bonnet
October 31, 2025 at 3:35 PM
we need to put more nipple clamps on stede bonnet
May she finally crack her egg this year also … haha jk…. unless????
November 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
May she finally crack her egg this year also … haha jk…. unless????
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Thank you so much for 100 downloads!!!
For this special occasion LG Ed and Stede as Gomez and Morticia
For this special occasion LG Ed and Stede as Gomez and Morticia
November 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Thank you so much for 100 downloads!!!
For this special occasion LG Ed and Stede as Gomez and Morticia
For this special occasion LG Ed and Stede as Gomez and Morticia
Young hotshot sugar daddy ed x middle aged sugar baby stede….. my beloveds……
November 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Young hotshot sugar daddy ed x middle aged sugar baby stede….. my beloveds……
Happy srk birthday to this post only
November 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Happy srk birthday to this post only
3 months ago my roommate and i made chocolate orange buttercream for a chocolate orange cake and we had a bunch of buttercream leftover so i put it in a box and in the freezer and every month on my period i get it out and unfreeze it so i can eat whole spoonfuls of it
November 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
3 months ago my roommate and i made chocolate orange buttercream for a chocolate orange cake and we had a bunch of buttercream leftover so i put it in a box and in the freezer and every month on my period i get it out and unfreeze it so i can eat whole spoonfuls of it
i am v simple i see someone caressing someone else with a gun and immediately know that ed needs to do that to stede
November 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM
i am v simple i see someone caressing someone else with a gun and immediately know that ed needs to do that to stede
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