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dragonfudge.bsky.social
Zaphod Beeblebrox
@dragonfudge.bsky.social
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Lispian crouch ~ any pronouns || Anti-caste || from the river to the sea 🇵🇸 || Sometimes nsfw 🔞
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Spanish jackie with her husbands tbh
Screenshot of tumblr post from mint-swirl “you're mommy's medium-sized twenty-seven year old. because that's the age that you are that it says on your official governmental paperwork. be the same age for mommy. #agestagnation #sameage #nothingplay”
November 4, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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Happy srk birthday to this post only
Screenshot of instagram post from @iamsrk from 2016: Screenshot of a pokemon go avi next to a selfie of him gazing out into the distance in melancholy Caption: “Feeling extremely inadequate, unattractive & lonely. Been on the road for 45 mins & not one Pokemon has come to me. Not even a Pidgey or a Rattata.”
November 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Summary of mine and @oatmilktruther.bsky.social’s dms bc they have evil disease (disease that makes you evil)
Discord screenshot from abs | oatmilktruther “wait..... thats so sad..... gonna make it saddr”
October 31, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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It would be to these verses
Lyrics from “dastaan e om shanti om” the hindi lyrics and their (not super accurate but this was what the website had) english translation: Sunnewalon, suno aisa bhi hota hai Listen, all you people, it happens this way too- Dil deta hai jo woh jaan bhi khota hai Those who love, lose their lives too. Pyar aisa jo karta hai, kya marke bhi marta hai Ones who love like this, do they really die when they die? Aao tum bhi aaj sunlo Come and you listen... Dastaan hai yeh ke ek tha naujawan jo dil hi dil mein ek The story goes that there was once a young lad who was haseena ka tha deewana crazy for a beautiful girl. Woh haseena thi ke jiski khubsoorti ka duniya bhar mein She was famous throughout the world for her beauty. tha mashhoor afsana Their story is what everyone calls Om Shanti Om. Donon ki yeh kahani hai jis ko sabhi kehte hain Om Shanti Om Continued: Roye tha pyar uski maath par His love cried on her death. Dastaan hai yeh ke jo pehchaanta hai khooni ko woh The story goes that the one who recognizes the murderer, naujawan hai lautke aaya that lad has come back. Keh rahi hai zindagi qaatil samajh le uske sar pe chha It's life's way of telling the murderer that the shadow of chuka hai maut ka saaya death has surrounded him. Janmon ki karmon ki hai kahani jise kehte hain Om Shanti This story of rebirth and destiny is what's called Om Om Shanti Om kehte hain Om Shanti Om, kehte hain Om Shanti Om What's called Om Shanti Om
October 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Ill just do this from all my wip docs bc i have like a dozen with about 1-5k each
Fanfiction Work-In-Progress Guessing Game Send me a word, if it's in my wip document I'll answer your ask with the sentence that it appears in
September 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Stede
Screenshot from a tiktok where a woman is holding her head in her hands looking disappointed. The caption reads “when i ask him “boobs or butt?” and he says “personality” but i have mental problems and fantastic boobs”
September 25, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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What movie do you consider perfect?
September 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Out, damned spot!
Pic of my fingers, theyre v faintly tinged with purple ink under the nails
September 21, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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me
screenshot of a post by malibuklaus that says "got a really crazy fic coming up in the next 7-8 years. stay tuned." the word "fic" has been edited in
September 19, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Mind the tags but they dont convey how romantic this shit is. Its insane.
Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Relationship: Blackbeard / Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Doctor Stede Bonnet, Tattoo Artist Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Medical Kink, Medical Roleplay, Medical Procedures, for kink purposes, Stitches, Anesthesia, Sedation, Chastity, Orgasm Denial, I got my MD from wikipedia, Catheters, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Has Chronic Pain, Trans Blackbeard I Edward Teach, References to medical trauma, References to Medical Malpractice, not from stede but in ed's past, Aftercare, in both directions for feminism, Vaginal Fingering, Frottage, these bitches are explicitly switches in the fic, but for the purposes of what this fic covers in real time, Dom Stede Bonnet, Sub Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Needles, IVs, Super Consensual, debatably safe, Definitely not sane, Blood, just a little, Gore, just in case, surprisingly tender given the content, Mobility Aids, Blackbeard | Edward Teach's Knee Brace, and also his cane, and his compression gloves, Blackbeard | Edward Teach has Rheumatoid Arthritis, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Has ADHD, Bipolar Blackbeard | Edward Teach, internalized ableism, References to Medical Racism, Vibrators, this is like if nora ephron directed a cronenberg script to premier on the AVN
September 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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<33333
September 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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they hate him bc hes too pretty. "pretty face pretty face" they call him
September 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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No one told me moby dick was this gay bc 3 chapters in and theres already been only one bed with both of them waking up cuddling thats insane
Photo of a Kindle where im reading Moby Dick. Text reads: CHAPTER 4 The Counterpane Upon waking next morning about daylight, I found Queequeg's arm thrown over me in the most loving and affectionate manner. You had almost thought I had been his wife. The counterpane was of patchwork, full of odd little parti-colored squares and triangles; and this arm of his tattooed all over with an interminable Cretan labyrinth of a figure, no two parts of which were of one precise shade-owing I suppose to his keeping his arm at sea unmethodically in sun and shade, his shirt sleeves irregularly rolled up at various times-this same arm of his, I say, looked for all the world like a strip of that same patchwork quilt. Indeed, partly lying on it as the arm did when I first awoke, I could hardly tell it from the quilt, - END OF PAGE First line from “upon waking” until “his wife” has been highlighted
August 28, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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its thursday here but still #wipwednesday somewhere so heres a new snippet from my om shanti om au
“All these movies these days are the same. It’s all just violence and angst and pain. And my thought is, why? And also; what if it weren’t like that?” Stede picked up a flower pot and inhaled, hastily putting it back down when he saw that it was fake. “B- but that’s the character,” the Swede stammered. “He’s distressed! His whole life has been pain! When he was born, the skies were full of blood -” “Yes, yes, I know,” Stede waved a hand. God, the lack of imagination from these people. He had to do everything himself. “But that doesn’t mean you can’t give it some oomph! Some - some pizzazz!!” He snapped his fingers, struck by a wave of brilliance. “We need a dance number.” “But he can’t dance!” the Swede whined. “He’s in a wheelchair, and –” “That’s why the dance is a dream sequence, you see? His aching heart is dancing a ballad - no - a rock anthem - no - a disco of distress!” Stede beamed around at the crew, ready to go with a bow of humility and modesty for when they all burst into applause for his genius, for saving their little movie. No applause was forthcoming. “If - uh - if that’s what you want,” the Swede said timidly.
August 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
dragonfudge.bsky.social
I distinctly remember it being alone on the water, a johnlock fic, but for some reason thats not what shows up (still a sherlock fic tho!)
August 27, 2025 at 12:42 PM
dragonfudge.bsky.social
DUDE WHERES MY CAR REFERENCE???????
Screenshot from a bollywood movie that i will not name bc it’s embarrassing that im watching it where an extravagantly dressed man is saying “dude, wheres my car”
August 22, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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They arent even afraid of u theyll just sit there and Demand
August 19, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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Ed “wake up at the crack of dawn every single day even if theres nothing to do” Teach and Stede “at least i managed to have breakfast before noon” Bonnet
Screenshot of tweet from marina @bloodmajicks “wake up time gap relationship”
August 13, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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Made chicken biryani on my own bc im sooooo awesome everyone clap and cheer
Chicken biryani in a wok, with fresh coriander on top Some of the biryani plated up with onion raita
August 11, 2025 at 10:42 AM
dragonfudge.bsky.social
this would happen to seaglass stede
screenshot of a tweet from Post-Op/Stone-Top @transjesster "incredible things happening at airport security in toronto" with a screenshot of a message that says "Also going through the security check. Putting everything in the bins and I get to my collar. The lady says, "oh, you don't have to take that off if you're not allowed to."
August 8, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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as if its his fault .
tumblr postfrom fragile-dyke that says "sorry that my pussy is so wet and soft and inviting and my heart is pure and full of whimsy. as if it's my fault." superimposed on a still from ofmd s1ep9 where stede is being held at swordpoint, making a rather bitchy face. ed stands next to him looking at the sword apprehensively like a sane person
August 7, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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my beautiful princess wife
stede from s1 ep1, in the golden robe, looking over the railing of the ship, his hair all messy.
August 7, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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Idhaan da cinema
August 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Hiiii
Get to know me 1 like = 1 answer 1. Do you have any nicknames? 16. Describe your dream home. 2. What is a compliment you've never 17. What is your strongest held beliefs)? forgotten? 18. If you could get on a plane 3. Is there something you want to tell tomorrow, where would you go? someone, but won't? 19. What is your most attractive feature? 4. Do you believe in soulmates? 20. Do you believe in aliens? Why or why not? 21. Biggest turn off? 5. Biggest turn on? 22. What has made you laugh the most 6. What was your first job? lately? 7. What was the last song you sang? 23. Favorite animal? 8. What is one of your most treasured 24. What lyrics are currently stuck in memories? 9. What has overwhelmed you recently? your head? 25. Is there someone you wish you could 10. Someone gave you $100, what are you forgive? spending it on? 11. What makes you feel appreciated? 26. Name 3-5 ways to win your heart. 27. Favorite comfort show? 12. Do you have trust issues? 13. Best concert you've ever been to? 28. Name one thing that always makes you angry. 14. Do you care what other people think of 29. Favorite type of weather? you? 30. What are you currently looking 15. What are your main hobbies? forward to?
July 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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In this period of intense writer’s block im glad my brain is just playing me edstede movies while i am unconscious
Ok so bc it was a dream it was all a bit twisted up. But basically edstede had an arranged marriage and ed was the ceo of a company And edstede had a rocky start and didnt really talk much but stede worked in the company as an accountant and ed realised that stede had some good ideas so they started off talking about business and then slowly became somewhat friends And then at some point stede realised some huge financial discrepancies or whatever. I forgot what it was. But it wouldve been disastrous for the company But before he could tell ed about it izzy gets to him and beats him up and threatens him and ed and makes stede leave And then shortly after the company crashes and ed loses everything and he thinks stede left him bc he saw this coming and didnt wanna stay with ed when hes broke And then they meet like 20 years later Ed's back on his feet by now but stede isnt really like he's ok. Somewhat And then the dream got all murky but ed finds out for the first time the truth of what really happened and that stede didnt intend to leave ed but izzy and he badmintons forced him to
July 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM