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Nyssa Rowan Bouchard
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I'm something
First on my list today:

1. Achieve Biological Immortality
2. Invincibility
3. Take over Reality
July 3, 2023 at 6:38 PM
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Hell yeah, it's been up for more than 16 hours and no one has bothered taking it down. Awesome
July 3, 2023 at 5:33 PM
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“Bluesky is a gated community”

The gate;
July 3, 2023 at 5:26 PM
July 3, 2023 at 5:32 PM
"Still Swift AF Boi!" is my new life motto
July 3, 2023 at 5:19 PM
Going to learn French by the end of this year by watching French media. It's about time too, where my ancestors are from.
July 2, 2023 at 12:49 AM
Someone get Netflix on the phone, we need a Twitter documentary with former employees dishing tea
July 2, 2023 at 12:45 AM
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today on bsky
July 2, 2023 at 12:32 AM
@starwars.bsky.social Is this the real Star Wars?
July 2, 2023 at 12:34 AM
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*checks the date* 📅

ah yes Twitter
July 1, 2023 at 8:35 PM
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In case anyone wants to know, apparently Twitter is self-DDOSing and Elon doesn't know how to fix it and is actively making it worse
July 1, 2023 at 6:18 PM
Twitter has been twitted by a twit
July 1, 2023 at 9:16 PM
With real or pretend tea?
Don’t worry guys, they got this
July 1, 2023 at 9:13 PM
ROFL
this screencap is my new most valuable possession
July 1, 2023 at 9:09 PM
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June 27, 2023 at 3:54 PM
My heart can barely contain this much cuteness
my son came home with this

“Hey I like your cow”

“Oh that’s my calf”
June 27, 2023 at 7:16 PM
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ICYMI: At some point this week the Supreme Court will rule on Biden's student debt relief plan.

You should also know that Justice Alito took unreported luxury fishing trips paid for by billionaire Paul Singer—the same billionaire who is now backing the lawsuits against student debt relief.
June 26, 2023 at 1:54 PM
11% chance is a bit too high of a risk for me, not gonna lie

Also, the ocean is too scary
Nate Silver [being crushed to death instantaneously]: Our numbers show a 89% probability this is not happening, tho
June 26, 2023 at 12:15 AM
*casually listening to "Another One Bites the Dust"*
The system works.
June 24, 2023 at 8:47 PM
Fine, I'll make an exception for you this one time, one lengthy sentence coming up
June 9, 2023 at 1:54 PM
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this is so good
June 9, 2023 at 1:28 AM
So Trump has been indicted again
June 8, 2023 at 11:49 PM
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Hi everyone! PSA: Your N95s and KN95s will block a lot of the particulate matter that makes you feel real shitty during bad wildfires. Even cloth masks and bandannas help. Sorry if this is already obvious to everyone, I would rather be tediously repetitive than not say anything in this case
June 7, 2023 at 3:01 PM
Air quality is 223 (Purple) in my area today. My eyes are stinging and my throat burns
June 7, 2023 at 3:18 PM