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computer guy, baltimore sports sufferer, he/him, 28, opinions my own and not reflective of my employer
PEANUTS SPEAKER LUCY VAN PELT SAYS SHE WON’T COMMIT TO NOT PULLING THE FOOTBALL
US HOUSE SPEAKER JOHNSON SAID HE WON'T COMMIT TO A VOTE ON ACA SUBSIDIES, I'M TOLD – SEMOFAR REPORTER ON X
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Remember when he covered up a murder?
November 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Get ready for WOKE 2
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Unironically another Elias masterclass
November 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
What if they argue about Judge vs Raleigh so hard that they screw up and give it to J-Ram?
Aaron Judge will win because of woke
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Objectively dogshit park but I have a lot of fun memories here, RIP
November 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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"a lot of folks are fandom mad a particular team won and retrofitting broad discourse over it" sums up most of the tetchy posting from the past 10 hours. Also by virtue of being here I think a lot of us are really mad at other shit and this is just the closest aperture for the goo to squeeze out of
That doesn’t mean there *aren’t* structural inequities and it doesn’t mean we shouldn’t talk about them. I have people very mad at me right now over my willingness to. But a lot of folks are fandom mad a particularly team won and retrofitting broad discourse over it
November 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Like they said in Blade Runner, less human than human

Wait that’s not right
"90% human-like"
November 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The Great Gatsby, a book about how cool and awesome racist rich people are!
Per Danny Kemp via press pool

Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL

“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
November 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Truth ICBM
a “trunk or treat” is a sign of a collapsing society. even free candy means you have to interact with the suburban fascist’s car
November 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
“Waah people abuse welfare waah they spend snap money on jordans” my genuine reaction
October 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
October 26, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Season’s over
October 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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this is why the whole world, the whole thing and not just the united states, canada, japan, south korea, and a few countries in the caribbean and south america call baseball "the beautiful game"
October 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I would die for Sensei
we're entering what historians call The Weekend Zone
October 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Sure, I guess
The Orioles have reportedly interviewed Luis Rojas for their managerial opening and expressed interest in Albert Pujols.

What do you think of the candidate pool so far?
October 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
October 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly
October 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
What the fuck is a biological name? Care to explain, RAFAEL EDWARD CRUZ?
Bondi: "The judge also would not refer to the defendant by his biological name -- referred to him by the pronouns."
October 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Tired: Woke is back

Wired: Woke never went away
1. 4 months ago, The Supreme Court gave families a right to opt out of LGBTQ+ education in schools.

Now, in Montgomery County, Maryland, where the case originated, the results are in.

Only 43 families out of 160,000 students have exercised that new right.

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Only 0.03% Opt Out Of LGBTQ+ Education In Maryland After SCOTUS Gives Them A Right To
After SCOTUS gave families a right to opt out of LGBTQ+ education, Montgomery County, Maryland is reporting only 43 families took them up on it.
www.erininthemorning.com
October 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Me when I see all the other people in the movie theatre going for aisle seats when I know that the middle of the row gives you the optimal view
October 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
He looks like de-aged Mac
Fox News, "We need a new Charlie Kirk. Who do you have?" Went through fifteen options and landed on this guy
September 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Chuck Morton welcome back to the O’s
Nightengale: Orioles will be the most aggressive team looking for pitching this offseason.
September 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
season’s over
September 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
A reminder that JoePa knew
A reminder that Penn State’s mascot tucks its scarf into its neck.
September 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM