matt
@nottherealmatthew.bsky.social
computer guy, baltimore sports sufferer, he/him, late 20s, opinions my own and not reflective of my employer
Mayor Mamdani implementing the Human Instrumentality Project confirmed
they’re going to want to kill him for this but he’s so right, individualism as an ideology needs to end
January 2, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Mayor Mamdani implementing the Human Instrumentality Project confirmed
Every great song tells a story and the story of Wonderful Christmastime is “Paul got a new synth for Christmas and wanted to see what all the buttons did”
i love when the synths do that horrible thing during the chorus of Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime
December 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Every great song tells a story and the story of Wonderful Christmastime is “Paul got a new synth for Christmas and wanted to see what all the buttons did”
I am very rarely not thinking about the Folgers incest ad
you’ll never convince me the folgers christmas ad isn’t a masterpiece that should be studied in marketing school. with just 43 seconds and some incredible chemistry they create a compelling relationship that you fully believe in despite the enormous taboo. “lightning in a bottle” doesn’t come close
December 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I am very rarely not thinking about the Folgers incest ad
Not a Maoist by any reasonable definition but he had a point about landlords
as we go on 100+ hours no heat and 72+ hours of no power in the middle of buffalo winter, the property manager has decided he would like some gratitude for all the work he has done
December 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Not a Maoist by any reasonable definition but he had a point about landlords
Love when someone from the Machado trade other than Dean Kremer gets brought up and I get a bit of psychic damage as a result
December 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Love when someone from the Machado trade other than Dean Kremer gets brought up and I get a bit of psychic damage as a result
Remember when TV shows were 30-60 minutes and we got 10-20 or so episodes a year
The runtimes for the final 4 episodes of ‘STRANGER THINGS’ have been revealed:
• Ep. 5 — 1hr 8min
• Ep. 6 — 1hr 15min
• Ep. 7 — 1hr 6min
• Ep. 8 — 2hrs 8min
• Ep. 5 — 1hr 8min
• Ep. 6 — 1hr 15min
• Ep. 7 — 1hr 6min
• Ep. 8 — 2hrs 8min
December 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Remember when TV shows were 30-60 minutes and we got 10-20 or so episodes a year
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they should deactivate john harbaugh’s keycard to the building immediately
December 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
they should deactivate john harbaugh’s keycard to the building immediately
My “we’re not trading Mayo” shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt
Mike Elias says the "path remains open" for playing time for Coby Mayo on a crowded Orioles roster.
Elias said there are 1B reps, DH reps and the "exploration" of other positions (back to 3B, corner OF) is something team has kept in mind during his development.
Elias said there are 1B reps, DH reps and the "exploration" of other positions (back to 3B, corner OF) is something team has kept in mind during his development.
December 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
My “we’re not trading Mayo” shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt
photo dms pls
v1.112 is live!
We’re launching Find Friends, a contact import feature that helps you find people you know on Bluesky.
Try it! In the mobile app, go to Settings → Find friends from contacts.
Read how we took a more secure approach to this than other platforms: bsky.social/about/blog/1...
We’re launching Find Friends, a contact import feature that helps you find people you know on Bluesky.
Try it! In the mobile app, go to Settings → Find friends from contacts.
Read how we took a more secure approach to this than other platforms: bsky.social/about/blog/1...
December 17, 2025 at 1:27 PM
photo dms pls
Alsobrooks has been really disappointing tbh
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
By a vote of 76-23, S 1071 passes the motion to proceed to the motion to concur. Won't know who voted for this until the roll call is uploaded, but safe to say it passed with the support of at least 24 members of the Democratic caucus. (Rand Paul probably voted nay and Steve Daines has been absent).
December 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Alsobrooks has been really disappointing tbh
He shall know your ways as though born to them
December 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
He shall know your ways as though born to them
Me when I lie
Netflix boss Ted Sarandos says they will keep Warner Bros' theatrical model largely the same
"We didn't buy this company to destroy that value"
This comes just months after he called theaters an 'outdated' model for most viewers and claimed Netflix was 'saving Hollywood' with streaming
"We didn't buy this company to destroy that value"
This comes just months after he called theaters an 'outdated' model for most viewers and claimed Netflix was 'saving Hollywood' with streaming
December 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Me when I lie
Fire the D-line too we’re making a 40 year old Percocet addict look like prime Joe Montana
Fire Harbaugh yesterday
sometimes it's just over
December 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Fire the D-line too we’re making a 40 year old Percocet addict look like prime Joe Montana
Fire Harbaugh yesterday
sometimes it's just over
December 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Fire Harbaugh yesterday
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.
December 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.
I like it!
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I like it!
Boom Boom my beloved
Trey Mancini
1B-DH-LF-RF
Debut: 2016 - Retired: 2023
CHC - HOU - BAL
1B-DH-LF-RF
Debut: 2016 - Retired: 2023
CHC - HOU - BAL
Trey Mancini at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Trey Mancini
baseball-reference.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Boom Boom my beloved
Not to be an MCU dingus but I think the real way to do it is to handle it like they handled the Rhodey recast (have the character joke about it and move on)
Bond writers in 2025: agonising over the change of actors
Interview with the Vampire (series) in 2022:
Interview with the Vampire (series) in 2022:
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Not to be an MCU dingus but I think the real way to do it is to handle it like they handled the Rhodey recast (have the character joke about it and move on)
Feel like pure shit just want him back
A reminder this Thanksgiving about the time in a Gawker chat with Anthony Bourdain that I asked him "What was the best way to stick your dick in the mashed potatoes?" & he answered w "I like to come at the potatoes with the whole three piece unit at the same time. Kind of drop them in all together."
November 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Feel like pure shit just want him back
The Ravens are getting away with it at levels rarely seen before outside the Steelers
November 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The Ravens are getting away with it at levels rarely seen before outside the Steelers
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chief keef laughin to the bank max volume
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
chief keef laughin to the bank max volume
Always thinking about this tweet whenever Björk comes up
November 21, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Always thinking about this tweet whenever Björk comes up
Shocked the guy who faked leukemia to get out of a prison sentence is supplying vehicles to ICE /s
If you're interested in telling the folks at Hendrick Motors what you think about their multimillion dollar no-bid contract supplying CBP/ICE with vehicles, there will be protests at their HQ 4-5pm today, Thursday, and Friday. 6000 Monroe Rd, park at the Aldi across the street.
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Shocked the guy who faked leukemia to get out of a prison sentence is supplying vehicles to ICE /s
