matt
@nottherealmatthew.bsky.social
computer guy, baltimore sports sufferer, he/him, 28, opinions my own and not reflective of my employer
PEANUTS SPEAKER LUCY VAN PELT SAYS SHE WON’T COMMIT TO NOT PULLING THE FOOTBALL
US HOUSE SPEAKER JOHNSON SAID HE WON'T COMMIT TO A VOTE ON ACA SUBSIDIES, I'M TOLD – SEMOFAR REPORTER ON X
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
PEANUTS SPEAKER LUCY VAN PELT SAYS SHE WON’T COMMIT TO NOT PULLING THE FOOTBALL
Remember when he covered up a murder?
![mamdani isn't the future of the democrats. this guy is
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November 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Remember when he covered up a murder?
Get ready for WOKE 2
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Get ready for WOKE 2
Unironically another Elias masterclass
Orioles bring back Andrew Kittredge in cash deal with the Cubs www.thebanner.com/sports/oriol...
Orioles bring back Andrew Kittredge in cash deal with the Cubs
Kittredge posted a 3.45 ERA in 31 1/3 innings for Baltimore. He produced a 3.32 ERA for the Cubs in 21 2/3 innings following the trade.
www.thebanner.com
November 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Unironically another Elias masterclass
What if they argue about Judge vs Raleigh so hard that they screw up and give it to J-Ram?
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
What if they argue about Judge vs Raleigh so hard that they screw up and give it to J-Ram?
Objectively dogshit park but I have a lot of fun memories here, RIP
Six Flags America officially closes after 50 years of operation
Six Flags America Officially Closes After 50 Years of Operation
The Six Flags America and Hurricane Harbor amusement parks in Bowie, Md., have officially closed its gates for good. The company welcomed guests for one last time on Sunday, Nov. 2.
people.com
November 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Objectively dogshit park but I have a lot of fun memories here, RIP
Reposted by matt
"a lot of folks are fandom mad a particular team won and retrofitting broad discourse over it" sums up most of the tetchy posting from the past 10 hours. Also by virtue of being here I think a lot of us are really mad at other shit and this is just the closest aperture for the goo to squeeze out of
That doesn’t mean there *aren’t* structural inequities and it doesn’t mean we shouldn’t talk about them. I have people very mad at me right now over my willingness to. But a lot of folks are fandom mad a particularly team won and retrofitting broad discourse over it
November 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
"a lot of folks are fandom mad a particular team won and retrofitting broad discourse over it" sums up most of the tetchy posting from the past 10 hours. Also by virtue of being here I think a lot of us are really mad at other shit and this is just the closest aperture for the goo to squeeze out of
Like they said in Blade Runner, less human than human
Wait that’s not right
Wait that’s not right
November 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Like they said in Blade Runner, less human than human
Wait that’s not right
Wait that’s not right
The Great Gatsby, a book about how cool and awesome racist rich people are!
Per Danny Kemp via press pool
Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL
“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL
“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
November 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The Great Gatsby, a book about how cool and awesome racist rich people are!
Truth ICBM
a “trunk or treat” is a sign of a collapsing society. even free candy means you have to interact with the suburban fascist’s car
November 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Truth ICBM
“Waah people abuse welfare waah they spend snap money on jordans” my genuine reaction
October 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
“Waah people abuse welfare waah they spend snap money on jordans” my genuine reaction
Season’s over
RapSheet: Lamar Jackson could miss Week 8 too
RapSheet: Lamar Jackson could miss Week 8 too
NFL Network's Ian Rapoport reports Ravens QB Lamar Jackson could be out again for Week 8's matchup with the Bears.
dlvr.it
October 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Season’s over
Reposted by matt
this is why the whole world, the whole thing and not just the united states, canada, japan, south korea, and a few countries in the caribbean and south america call baseball "the beautiful game"
October 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
this is why the whole world, the whole thing and not just the united states, canada, japan, south korea, and a few countries in the caribbean and south america call baseball "the beautiful game"
I would die for Sensei
October 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I would die for Sensei
Sure, I guess
The Orioles have reportedly interviewed Luis Rojas for their managerial opening and expressed interest in Albert Pujols.
What do you think of the candidate pool so far?
What do you think of the candidate pool so far?
October 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Sure, I guess
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listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly
October 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly
What the fuck is a biological name? Care to explain, RAFAEL EDWARD CRUZ?
Bondi: "The judge also would not refer to the defendant by his biological name -- referred to him by the pronouns."
October 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
What the fuck is a biological name? Care to explain, RAFAEL EDWARD CRUZ?
Tired: Woke is back
Wired: Woke never went away
Wired: Woke never went away
1. 4 months ago, The Supreme Court gave families a right to opt out of LGBTQ+ education in schools.
Now, in Montgomery County, Maryland, where the case originated, the results are in.
Only 43 families out of 160,000 students have exercised that new right.
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Now, in Montgomery County, Maryland, where the case originated, the results are in.
Only 43 families out of 160,000 students have exercised that new right.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Only 0.03% Opt Out Of LGBTQ+ Education In Maryland After SCOTUS Gives Them A Right To
After SCOTUS gave families a right to opt out of LGBTQ+ education, Montgomery County, Maryland is reporting only 43 families took them up on it.
www.erininthemorning.com
October 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Tired: Woke is back
Wired: Woke never went away
Wired: Woke never went away
Me when I see all the other people in the movie theatre going for aisle seats when I know that the middle of the row gives you the optimal view
October 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Me when I see all the other people in the movie theatre going for aisle seats when I know that the middle of the row gives you the optimal view
He looks like de-aged Mac
Fox News, "We need a new Charlie Kirk. Who do you have?" Went through fifteen options and landed on this guy
September 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
He looks like de-aged Mac
Chuck Morton welcome back to the O’s
Nightengale: Orioles will be the most aggressive team looking for pitching this offseason.
September 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Chuck Morton welcome back to the O’s
season’s over
Ravens place DL Nnamdi Madubuike, Broderick Washington on injured reserve
Ravens place DL Nnamdi Madubuike, Broderick Washington on IR
Madubuike, who leads the Ravens in sacks and quarterback pressures through three weeks, had already been ruled out of Sunday’s showdown against the Kansas City Chiefs.
buff.ly
September 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
season’s over
A reminder that JoePa knew
A reminder that Penn State’s mascot tucks its scarf into its neck.
September 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
A reminder that JoePa knew