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matt
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computer guy, baltimore sports sufferer, he/him, 28, opinions my own and not reflective of my employer
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“Waah people abuse welfare waah they spend snap money on jordans” my genuine reaction
Invest in yourself, get a good woman, and stop watching another man’s pockets
October 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Jemima Kirke “what the hell, sure”
October 26, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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Several well-dressed older Black men (i.e., uncs) posed with the caption “THE UNCTION!!!”
October 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Me when I see all the other people in the movie theatre going for aisle seats when I know that the middle of the row gives you the optimal view
Michael Fassbender in The Killer captioned with “living amongst the normies”
October 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Deep fried image of Orioles announcer and former pitcher Ben McDonald in the Camden Yards pressbox staring into the camera
September 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Anime girl captioned “MARYLAND MENTIONED”. She is holding a can of Old Bay in one hand and a Natty Boh in the other and is wearing an Orioles bib. There are a Maryland flag, a blue crab, and a Ledo Pizza logo in the image.
September 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Meanwhile I got this message from my Commanders fan buddy when the news broke (which is how I found out)
Several instances of the “kekw” emoji (a laughing mustachioed man) followed by “LOL Dallas”
August 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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They fed this quote into the training set and it overfit to it
Quote from Steve Albini: “For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries, and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more.”
August 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Krusty the Klown crying captioned “they drove a dump truck full of money to my house, I’m not made of stone”
August 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Sky High mentioned
“Cinema fr” -Martin Scorsese
August 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Kevin O’Leary trying to talk to Zohran
Screenshot from Shenume captioned “Do you know a place nearby where I can participate in a Street Fight?”
August 1, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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For reference, the standard True Grit
The standard, non-cursed version of UMBC’s mascot True Grit. He is a brown dog mascot based upon a Chesapeake Bay Retriever. He is looking into the camera and flexing while wearing a UMBC basketball jersey and America East Conference pants in UMBC black and gold
July 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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It was only used for a year or two but for Maryland they should have gone with the cursed version of UMBC’s mascot True Grit
The “cursed” version of the University of Maryland, Baltimore County’s mascot True Grit. It is a brown mascot suit with a head somewhat resembling both a goat and a dog with uncannily shaped eyes. It is wearing a gold and black tie dye shirt and shorts and holding a sign that says “are u coming”, perhaps as a warning
July 15, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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It was only used for a year or two but for Maryland they should have gone with the cursed version of True Grit
The “cursed” version of the University of Maryland, Baltimore County’s mascot True Grit. It is a brown mascot suit with a head somewhat resembling both a goat and a dog with uncannily shaped eyes. It is wearing a gold and black tie dye shirt and shorts and holding a sign that says “are u coming”, perhaps as a warning
July 15, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Celtics Shaq (indicating Morton is washed)
April 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Need him to show up in this shirt
I paused my game to be here graphic t shirt
March 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Japanese soldier who kept fighting 29 years after world war 2
March 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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The Oriole Bird drinking a Dunkin Donuts iced drink captioned “Bird who is “going to be okay””
February 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Society if Paris is Out! didn’t flop
The “society if” meme image, depicting a futuristic society
February 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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New Kendrick today
White man wearing kente cloth shirt captioned “I remember you was was [sic] conflicted
November 22, 2024 at 5:21 PM