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matt
@nottherealmatthew.bsky.social
computer guy, baltimore sports sufferer, he/him, 28, opinions my own and not reflective of my employer
She rocks, like I’m obliged to hate her family as a dyed in the wool Baltimoron but still
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Love my antenna, my crank theory is that they botched the digital TV rollout enough that people thought “no more analog broadcasts” meant “no more antenna TV” instead of “different kind of antenna TV signal”
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It’s so cool that Magic became Fortnite the card game
November 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I’m cautiously optimistic given some of our recent fliers (O’Hearn, Laureano)
November 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Ok but what if I instead crashed out and complained about Elias not signing Ohtani yet /s
November 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
For sure I didn’t mean you specifically, just a general observation

It would have been better if Cheney had been held accountable during his life, but this is the best we’ll get in this instance
November 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Getting mad at people for being happy when evil fucks die is loser behavior and it shows that a nonzero number of people get into left politics because they think it’s the cool kids’ club rather than out of human goodness and compassion
November 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Sliwa sucks but not for the reasons these people probably think he sucks
November 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
“I always say New York is the Office Depot of America.”
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Midterms are coming up, the Rickettses are putting what they would have paid Shota into funding Republicans
November 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Shocked how many people think this means all the US Six Flags parks are closing but on the other hand maybe that was a branding failure on Six Flags’ part when they named this park
November 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
First Survivor alum in the HoF
November 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
First I’m hearing of it
November 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Sorry it was worse than I remembered, 19 and a half months according to Wikipedia💀
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Apropos of nothing remember when he went a whole calendar year without an RBI
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 PM