She rocks, like I’m obliged to hate her family as a dyed in the wool Baltimoron but still

Love my antenna, my crank theory is that they botched the digital TV rollout enough that people thought “no more analog broadcasts” meant “no more antenna TV” instead of “different kind of antenna TV signal”

It’s so cool that Magic became Fortnite the card game

I’m cautiously optimistic given some of our recent fliers (O’Hearn, Laureano)

Ok but what if I instead crashed out and complained about Elias not signing Ohtani yet /s

For sure I didn’t mean you specifically, just a general observation

It would have been better if Cheney had been held accountable during his life, but this is the best we’ll get in this instance

Getting mad at people for being happy when evil fucks die is loser behavior and it shows that a nonzero number of people get into left politics because they think it’s the cool kids’ club rather than out of human goodness and compassion

Sliwa sucks but not for the reasons these people probably think he sucks

“I always say New York is the Office Depot of America.”

Midterms are coming up, the Rickettses are putting what they would have paid Shota into funding Republicans

Shocked how many people think this means all the US Six Flags parks are closing but on the other hand maybe that was a branding failure on Six Flags’ part when they named this park

First Survivor alum in the HoF

First I’m hearing of it

Sorry it was worse than I remembered, 19 and a half months according to Wikipedia💀

Apropos of nothing remember when he went a whole calendar year without an RBI