Benn
@notstarlord.bsky.social
I need some place to read about football, whine about the Vikings, and post pictures of food. Eat the rich.
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Benn
@notstarlord.bsky.social
· Jul 7
a football player wearing a purple jersey that says jefferson on it
ALT: a football player wearing a purple jersey that says jefferson on it
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Picking at the 7 slot in the Washington Capitals division of #SFB15 and I got to start with a homer pick of Justin Jefferson!
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Goal line plays with the ball harmlessly sailing 8 yards over non-tracking receivers heads is not aesthetically pleasing.
Goal line plays with the biggest DT on the roster in at FB are aesthetically pleasing.
Goal line plays with the biggest DT on the roster in at FB are aesthetically pleasing.
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Goal line plays with the ball harmlessly sailing 8 yards over non-tracking receivers heads is not aesthetically pleasing.
Goal line plays with the biggest DT on the roster in at FB are aesthetically pleasing.
Goal line plays with the biggest DT on the roster in at FB are aesthetically pleasing.
And I had it with coffee, the third most important food group when you have a toddler
Vegetable, carb. Hitting two key food groups
November 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
And I had it with coffee, the third most important food group when you have a toddler
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This is a great question.
Yes, because Buffalo's biggest weakness on offense is separation and while Cooks may not be the superhuman he was, he's still better than 4/5 of the WRs currently on Buffalo's roster.
Will he be a WR3? Probably not. But he should help the others.
Yes, because Buffalo's biggest weakness on offense is separation and while Cooks may not be the superhuman he was, he's still better than 4/5 of the WRs currently on Buffalo's roster.
Will he be a WR3? Probably not. But he should help the others.
@brewpython27.bsky.social as the resident Bills fan, do we care?
📣📣📣 NEWS 📣📣📣
Brandin Cooks signs with the Bills.
Brandin Cooks signs with the Bills.
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
This is a great question.
Yes, because Buffalo's biggest weakness on offense is separation and while Cooks may not be the superhuman he was, he's still better than 4/5 of the WRs currently on Buffalo's roster.
Will he be a WR3? Probably not. But he should help the others.
Yes, because Buffalo's biggest weakness on offense is separation and while Cooks may not be the superhuman he was, he's still better than 4/5 of the WRs currently on Buffalo's roster.
Will he be a WR3? Probably not. But he should help the others.
Had pumpkin pie for breakfast today cause I'm a health nut
So my pie take is there are no bad pies, but some pies have to be eaten a certain way:
1. Pecan: Always good
2. Fruit: Must be homemade. Otherwise bad.
3. Pumpkin: Best eaten cold at 7 am standing over a sink before everyone wakes up
1. Pecan: Always good
2. Fruit: Must be homemade. Otherwise bad.
3. Pumpkin: Best eaten cold at 7 am standing over a sink before everyone wakes up
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Had pumpkin pie for breakfast today cause I'm a health nut
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NFL QBs as Thanksgiving dishes:
🦃 Sam Darnold = turkey
A lot of people claim to hate turkey. They say it’s dry. Bland. Well I say that’s a coaching/cooking issue!
It ain’t the 1.01 of meats, but in the right hands it gets the job done.
Trade it from the stove to the smoker and see what happens.
🦃 Sam Darnold = turkey
A lot of people claim to hate turkey. They say it’s dry. Bland. Well I say that’s a coaching/cooking issue!
It ain’t the 1.01 of meats, but in the right hands it gets the job done.
Trade it from the stove to the smoker and see what happens.
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
NFL QBs as Thanksgiving dishes:
🦃 Sam Darnold = turkey
A lot of people claim to hate turkey. They say it’s dry. Bland. Well I say that’s a coaching/cooking issue!
It ain’t the 1.01 of meats, but in the right hands it gets the job done.
Trade it from the stove to the smoker and see what happens.
🦃 Sam Darnold = turkey
A lot of people claim to hate turkey. They say it’s dry. Bland. Well I say that’s a coaching/cooking issue!
It ain’t the 1.01 of meats, but in the right hands it gets the job done.
Trade it from the stove to the smoker and see what happens.
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6 more things you might not know were brand names.
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
6 more things you might not know were brand names.
An absolutely brutal comparison...and I see it.
i’ve been tracking this for awhile because i was getting very dubious he would eclipse it, but JJ did pass paxton lynch in career passing attempts
159 to just 128 (LMFAO) attempts before the broncos decided they were done with paxton lynch
159 to just 128 (LMFAO) attempts before the broncos decided they were done with paxton lynch
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
An absolutely brutal comparison...and I see it.
I SAID LOL, SURE
🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨
J.J. McCarthy has been placed in concussion protocol.
J.J. McCarthy has been placed in concussion protocol.
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I SAID LOL, SURE
Lol sure.
🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨
The Browns have named Shedeur Sanders as their starting QB for Week 13.
Dillon Gabriel has cleared concussion protocol. Shedeur remains the starter.
The Browns have named Shedeur Sanders as their starting QB for Week 13.
Dillon Gabriel has cleared concussion protocol. Shedeur remains the starter.
November 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Lol sure.
Firing the DC after already firing the head coach is wild stuff.
🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨
The Giants are firing DC Shane Bowen.
The Giants are firing DC Shane Bowen.
November 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Firing the DC after already firing the head coach is wild stuff.
A quick list of guys that I think could have success with different teams (with barely any thought)
- Davis Mills (MIN, PIT)
- Spencer Rattler (LV, MIA)
- Tyler Allgeier (HOU, ARI)
- Jaleel McLaughlin (KC, LAR)
- Michael Wilson (BUF, KC)
- Cedric Tillman (SF, TEN?)
- Davis Mills (MIN, PIT)
- Spencer Rattler (LV, MIA)
- Tyler Allgeier (HOU, ARI)
- Jaleel McLaughlin (KC, LAR)
- Michael Wilson (BUF, KC)
- Cedric Tillman (SF, TEN?)
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
A quick list of guys that I think could have success with different teams (with barely any thought)
- Davis Mills (MIN, PIT)
- Spencer Rattler (LV, MIA)
- Tyler Allgeier (HOU, ARI)
- Jaleel McLaughlin (KC, LAR)
- Michael Wilson (BUF, KC)
- Cedric Tillman (SF, TEN?)
- Davis Mills (MIN, PIT)
- Spencer Rattler (LV, MIA)
- Tyler Allgeier (HOU, ARI)
- Jaleel McLaughlin (KC, LAR)
- Michael Wilson (BUF, KC)
- Cedric Tillman (SF, TEN?)
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As the football world watches eagle-eyed, Justin Jefferson is doing the Vikings an enormous favor. He's largely kept his composure and thrown his full public support behind J.J. McCarthy. It doesn't always go this way. "Extremely grateful."
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Vikings' Justin Jefferson supports struggling J.J. McCarthy, keeps his frustration in check
Jefferson's stats are way down with McCarthy as the QB, but he has the first-year starter's back.
www.espn.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
As the football world watches eagle-eyed, Justin Jefferson is doing the Vikings an enormous favor. He's largely kept his composure and thrown his full public support behind J.J. McCarthy. It doesn't always go this way. "Extremely grateful."
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
I think he tops out as a 250-2 kind of player, but there's a lot of teams that would kill for 250-2 right now. He's signed through 2026, so not happening unless someone trades for and extends him in the off-season.
I feel like Davis Mills is going to be one of those backups who gets a chance to start in the next couple of years. He's not as good as Stroud, but definitely better than a lot of the guys who will start this week
November 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I think he tops out as a 250-2 kind of player, but there's a lot of teams that would kill for 250-2 right now. He's signed through 2026, so not happening unless someone trades for and extends him in the off-season.
Is Houston a potential landing spot for Allgeier next season?
November 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Is Houston a potential landing spot for Allgeier next season?
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Touching Shedeur Sanders tribute from Josh Allen
November 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Touching Shedeur Sanders tribute from Josh Allen
I feel like Davis Mills is going to be one of those backups who gets a chance to start in the next couple of years. He's not as good as Stroud, but definitely better than a lot of the guys who will start this week
November 21, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I feel like Davis Mills is going to be one of those backups who gets a chance to start in the next couple of years. He's not as good as Stroud, but definitely better than a lot of the guys who will start this week
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this is the correct way to react to anything the president says-
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
this is the correct way to react to anything the president says-
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@pallywalnuts.bsky.social Thanks for the follow!
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November 20, 2025 at 6:50 AM
@pallywalnuts.bsky.social Thanks for the follow!
Be sure to give @news.optimusfantasy.com a follow as well so you always have the most up-to-date fantasy football news out there!
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I have an opening tomorrow on the AMA calendar. If anyone would like to host one, reach out.
November 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I have an opening tomorrow on the AMA calendar. If anyone would like to host one, reach out.
Preach @korbdub.bsky.social ! I'm tired of the strawberry lovers acting all high and mighty about inferior flavors
November 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Preach @korbdub.bsky.social ! I'm tired of the strawberry lovers acting all high and mighty about inferior flavors
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If there's one thing we learned, it's how vital grinding the waiver wire is this time of year.
We can't always find a Sean Tucker or a Michael Wilson, but we're here to help you stay ready so you don't have to get ready!
optimusfantasy.com/week-12-waiv...
We can't always find a Sean Tucker or a Michael Wilson, but we're here to help you stay ready so you don't have to get ready!
optimusfantasy.com/week-12-waiv...
Week 12 Waiver Wire Adds For Your 2025 Fantasy Football Team
12 angry men sit around a table in an enclosed room, arguing loudly record scratch Oh, it's Week 12, you say? Oh, I just heard the number 12 and went with it. Week 12, got it. Wait, how is it Week 12…
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November 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
If there's one thing we learned, it's how vital grinding the waiver wire is this time of year.
We can't always find a Sean Tucker or a Michael Wilson, but we're here to help you stay ready so you don't have to get ready!
optimusfantasy.com/week-12-waiv...
We can't always find a Sean Tucker or a Michael Wilson, but we're here to help you stay ready so you don't have to get ready!
optimusfantasy.com/week-12-waiv...
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Each Monday morning, I throw a fantasy football stat thread together. As a reminder, these are not takes. This is just data. More context is always important.
This is the Week 11 data dump.
This is the Week 11 data dump.
November 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Each Monday morning, I throw a fantasy football stat thread together. As a reminder, these are not takes. This is just data. More context is always important.
This is the Week 11 data dump.
This is the Week 11 data dump.
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November 17, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Jameson Williams is so fast he makes fast people look not fast
November 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Jameson Williams is so fast he makes fast people look not fast