Benn
@notstarlord.bsky.social
I need some place to read about football, whine about the Vikings, and post pictures of food. Eat the rich.
But how was the money?
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
But how was the money?
Reposted by Benn
Goal line plays with the ball harmlessly sailing 8 yards over non-tracking receivers heads is not aesthetically pleasing.
Goal line plays with the biggest DT on the roster in at FB are aesthetically pleasing.
Goal line plays with the biggest DT on the roster in at FB are aesthetically pleasing.
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Goal line plays with the ball harmlessly sailing 8 yards over non-tracking receivers heads is not aesthetically pleasing.
Goal line plays with the biggest DT on the roster in at FB are aesthetically pleasing.
Goal line plays with the biggest DT on the roster in at FB are aesthetically pleasing.
As a Vikings fan,
a man wearing a mask with the words life is pain below him
ALT: a man wearing a mask with the words life is pain below him
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
As a Vikings fan,
a man says that is really insensitive
ALT: a man says that is really insensitive
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Directly after Pecan Pie in the top tier. Feel free to send a slice my way!
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Directly after Pecan Pie in the top tier. Feel free to send a slice my way!
Oh yeah, that's the right name. A friend called it some "serious white people shit" 😂😂
November 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Oh yeah, that's the right name. A friend called it some "serious white people shit" 😂😂
I might be thinking of the wrong thing, but this
November 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I might be thinking of the wrong thing, but this
(I'll also add that I almost never do Tofurky because it's so bad, but really all the vegetarian roasts are pretty awful. I should have gone with my backup plan of mini mushroom wellingtons and definitely will next year)
November 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
(I'll also add that I almost never do Tofurky because it's so bad, but really all the vegetarian roasts are pretty awful. I should have gone with my backup plan of mini mushroom wellingtons and definitely will next year)
I'm a vegetarian who made a Tofurky roast over the weekend for early Thanksgiving, and even acknowledging how it's definitely not great, comparing anything edible to JJ McCarthy is just mean.
He's Watergate salad. Sure, it looks gross, but when you really dive in, it's so. much. worse.
He's Watergate salad. Sure, it looks gross, but when you really dive in, it's so. much. worse.
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I'm a vegetarian who made a Tofurky roast over the weekend for early Thanksgiving, and even acknowledging how it's definitely not great, comparing anything edible to JJ McCarthy is just mean.
He's Watergate salad. Sure, it looks gross, but when you really dive in, it's so. much. worse.
He's Watergate salad. Sure, it looks gross, but when you really dive in, it's so. much. worse.
Tbf, McCarthy hyper targeted him, the targets were just really, really bad lol
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Tbf, McCarthy hyper targeted him, the targets were just really, really bad lol
Brosmer being competent would unlock him for sure! It's hard to be worse than we've seen from JJ... unfortunately the Seahawks defense is a tough first start
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Brosmer being competent would unlock him for sure! It's hard to be worse than we've seen from JJ... unfortunately the Seahawks defense is a tough first start
If only there was a guy like Sam Darnold available in free agency 😂😂 Maybe Brosmer will look good this weekend!
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
If only there was a guy like Sam Darnold available in free agency 😂😂 Maybe Brosmer will look good this weekend!
I wouldn't be upset by that 😂 I don't see many good options for the Vikings this off-season, but the good news is anyone is an upgrade over how McCarthy's looked this season.
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I wouldn't be upset by that 😂 I don't see many good options for the Vikings this off-season, but the good news is anyone is an upgrade over how McCarthy's looked this season.
Here's to hoping you're right!
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Here's to hoping you're right!
I'm not trying to play devil's advocate or anything, it's just hard enough to be a Vikings fan without having to watch Kyler Murray every week lol
November 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I'm not trying to play devil's advocate or anything, it's just hard enough to be a Vikings fan without having to watch Kyler Murray every week lol
I know they'll be tempted, and KOC is absolutely that good as an offensive mind (though suspect play calling at times), but his biggest success in Minnesota has been with Cousins and Darnold, who are closer to the Stefanski QBs you mentioned. Even Mullens fits that mold.
November 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I know they'll be tempted, and KOC is absolutely that good as an offensive mind (though suspect play calling at times), but his biggest success in Minnesota has been with Cousins and Darnold, who are closer to the Stefanski QBs you mentioned. Even Mullens fits that mold.
Didn't Hopkins have a rough couple of years before being released? I can't remember how that overlap works with his or Kyler's injuries.
I think building an offense around a unique QB only works if that QB is a true difference maker. Based on my completely amateur assessment, that's not Kyler.
I think building an offense around a unique QB only works if that QB is a true difference maker. Based on my completely amateur assessment, that's not Kyler.
November 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Didn't Hopkins have a rough couple of years before being released? I can't remember how that overlap works with his or Kyler's injuries.
I think building an offense around a unique QB only works if that QB is a true difference maker. Based on my completely amateur assessment, that's not Kyler.
I think building an offense around a unique QB only works if that QB is a true difference maker. Based on my completely amateur assessment, that's not Kyler.
Do they push back your appointment if you're on a hot streak in Ms. Pac-Man?
November 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Do they push back your appointment if you're on a hot streak in Ms. Pac-Man?
Is he though? Like for the Vikings and how they want to play? Whether it's MJH or Wilson (the real WR1 there), Kyler is unable to consistently get the ball to his best players, and he's awful in the red zone. Mills doesn't seem to have that issue. He's not good, but Kyler is worse imo
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Is he though? Like for the Vikings and how they want to play? Whether it's MJH or Wilson (the real WR1 there), Kyler is unable to consistently get the ball to his best players, and he's awful in the red zone. Mills doesn't seem to have that issue. He's not good, but Kyler is worse imo