505Atty
@notsomerando.bsky.social
Nerd. Newshound. Insurance geek.
People waiting at the airport to cheer the team. 💛💛💛
November 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
People waiting at the airport to cheer the team. 💛💛💛
On my flight back are the New Mexico United FC. There is a guy who knows the names of most of the players & he is personally greeting each player he knows and welcoming them back.
#SomosUnidos
#SomosUnidos
November 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
On my flight back are the New Mexico United FC. There is a guy who knows the names of most of the players & he is personally greeting each player he knows and welcoming them back.
#SomosUnidos
#SomosUnidos
One of the fun bits of traveling is judging the outfits people choose to wear while traveling. Like boots.
November 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
One of the fun bits of traveling is judging the outfits people choose to wear while traveling. Like boots.
So I just learned about the Brooks running shoe Turkey Trot editions. I have shoe envy for the first time in forever.
November 16, 2025 at 4:11 PM
So I just learned about the Brooks running shoe Turkey Trot editions. I have shoe envy for the first time in forever.
You would be surprised how much I have thought about this. Nope, more than that.
There used to be (& it might still be up) a Tx Dept of Corrections website that listed last meal requested, what they were given, & what they ate for each person Texas executed.
It was cruel.
Do I think I’m being
There used to be (& it might still be up) a Tx Dept of Corrections website that listed last meal requested, what they were given, & what they ate for each person Texas executed.
It was cruel.
Do I think I’m being
Question 5:
You’re about to be executed but you’re offered a last meal with no limitations, save the ingredients must exist currently on earth. What are you going with?
You’re about to be executed but you’re offered a last meal with no limitations, save the ingredients must exist currently on earth. What are you going with?
November 16, 2025 at 4:06 AM
You would be surprised how much I have thought about this. Nope, more than that.
There used to be (& it might still be up) a Tx Dept of Corrections website that listed last meal requested, what they were given, & what they ate for each person Texas executed.
It was cruel.
Do I think I’m being
There used to be (& it might still be up) a Tx Dept of Corrections website that listed last meal requested, what they were given, & what they ate for each person Texas executed.
It was cruel.
Do I think I’m being
So I went by the front desk again. At 6 pm. I asked them to replace it by 10 pm. They said of course.
Still no shower curtain
Still no shower curtain
Still no shower curtain
November 15, 2025 at 7:05 AM
So I went by the front desk again. At 6 pm. I asked them to replace it by 10 pm. They said of course.
Still no shower curtain
Still no shower curtain
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um I'm going to need this giffed like, asap good god
HOOOOOOOOOOOLY 💩 VICTOR...
They called a foul on the floor but Wemby slamming on Draymond on the inbounds is cinema and Wemby let Dray know after the slam
They called a foul on the floor but Wemby slamming on Draymond on the inbounds is cinema and Wemby let Dray know after the slam
November 15, 2025 at 5:05 AM
um I'm going to need this giffed like, asap good god
Still no shower curtain
November 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Still no shower curtain
November 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I feel like I have been a participant in some sort of study.
I’m staying in a hotel. Checked in last night. Didn’t notice until a few minutes ago that there is no shower curtain. For a shower that needs a shower curtain. It’s not some new design. The thing is missing. & I didn’t notice until now
I’m staying in a hotel. Checked in last night. Didn’t notice until a few minutes ago that there is no shower curtain. For a shower that needs a shower curtain. It’s not some new design. The thing is missing. & I didn’t notice until now
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I feel like I have been a participant in some sort of study.
I’m staying in a hotel. Checked in last night. Didn’t notice until a few minutes ago that there is no shower curtain. For a shower that needs a shower curtain. It’s not some new design. The thing is missing. & I didn’t notice until now
I’m staying in a hotel. Checked in last night. Didn’t notice until a few minutes ago that there is no shower curtain. For a shower that needs a shower curtain. It’s not some new design. The thing is missing. & I didn’t notice until now
60 open seats on the plane. Usually it’s 5 or less. This is why the shutdown ended.
November 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
60 open seats on the plane. Usually it’s 5 or less. This is why the shutdown ended.
Comments are amazing
Sustainable band lineups include four cool people (Ramones), four dorks (Weezer), or two cool people and two dorks (Cheap Trick). Unsustainable band lineups include one cool person and three dorks (Pixies)
November 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Comments are amazing
Summer bar party in a small county & had to be funny. Had to ridicule most of the lawyers there including several judges. It went pretty well. We got the laughs.
Question:
What is something that you were scared shitless of doing but once you did it you realized it really wasn’t that bad. Or you enjoyed so much there’s no going back
What is something that you were scared shitless of doing but once you did it you realized it really wasn’t that bad. Or you enjoyed so much there’s no going back
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Summer bar party in a small county & had to be funny. Had to ridicule most of the lawyers there including several judges. It went pretty well. We got the laughs.
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Sharing this again bc it’s important
November 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Sharing this again bc it’s important
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Weekends with a toddler
November 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Weekends with a toddler
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My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
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Yeet them all.
November 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Yeet them all.
You know those middle of the night things that wake you up? Not fun
November 9, 2025 at 6:45 AM
You know those middle of the night things that wake you up? Not fun
Fatherhood again at 59.
What is the most adventurous thing you’ve ever done?
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Fatherhood again at 59.
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I know a couple of lawyers who have said, If I’m ever on a civil jury, after we reach our verdict, I’m going to ask the jury to send out a note that says Can we award more than the Plaintiff asked for, & can you explain proximate cause again.
🤣🤣🤣
I don’t think anyone would ever do that, but…
🤣🤣🤣
I don’t think anyone would ever do that, but…
It's hard to explain to clients that trying to apply logic to jury notes is a categorical error.
November 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I know a couple of lawyers who have said, If I’m ever on a civil jury, after we reach our verdict, I’m going to ask the jury to send out a note that says Can we award more than the Plaintiff asked for, & can you explain proximate cause again.
🤣🤣🤣
I don’t think anyone would ever do that, but…
🤣🤣🤣
I don’t think anyone would ever do that, but…
11/11. McRib is back
November 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
11/11. McRib is back