If I follow you it's because I think your posts are interesting. Mine generally aren't; my feelings aren't hurt if you don't follow me back.
That's right. It'll be dunder Mifflin.
#nerdhumor meets #dadjoke
I'll show myself out.
That's right. It'll be dunder Mifflin.
#nerdhumor meets #dadjoke
I'll show myself out.
That's it, that the post.
That's it, that the post.
Shut up. Of course that's how it works. Obvs.
Shut up. Of course that's how it works. Obvs.
Because I gotta tell ya, he'd have to be drunk to pick this fight with Kelly and "start with a uniform inspection."
Or maybe he IS just a fucking tool.
Because I gotta tell ya, he'd have to be drunk to pick this fight with Kelly and "start with a uniform inspection."
Or maybe he IS just a fucking tool.
(Standing in front some corporate logo) I fixed toasters. They used to explode left and right. Not anymore!
(In front of reporters) bad question! rude question! Also, never wear horizontal stripes, honey
(In Oval Office) I won the EKG award!
(Standing in front some corporate logo) I fixed toasters. They used to explode left and right. Not anymore!
(In front of reporters) bad question! rude question! Also, never wear horizontal stripes, honey
(In Oval Office) I won the EKG award!