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Mexican. Sarcastic. Neurotic. Ironic. Sardonic. Flailtastic. Failtastic. Living Avatar of FML. Proud Cat Grandma of 3.

37. They/Them.

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Chapter 5! In which Lyney, Lynette and Freminet attempt to decipher just what the fuck Childe is doing in Liyue and how exactly he's getting it done.

archiveofourown.org/works/746669...
The AO3 header of the fic in question. “Seven fours,” Zhongli said placidly, with such equanimity that if he were to understand the nuances of the game, he was sure to destroy them all with ease. “Liar,” Childe and Uncle Tian pointed out instead, because the venerable consultant just couldn’t figure it out, though at this point it really felt like he enjoyed not getting it, like the belligerent asshole he very much was, whenever no one was looking. Childe did not kiss him when he laughed in defeat, and it was such a terrible show of self-control he promised himself a reward, once he got through work for the day. “Will you be spending New Year’s in the Harbor, or up in the Village?” Uncle Tian asked, reshuffling their dice after he stashed away the token from Zhongli’s defeat. “Mm, the Harbor, probably,” Childe replied, nudging Zhongli’s knee with his own under the table, but Zhongli nodded placidly, no objections on his end as he rolled the cup between his fingers, expectantly. “New Year isn’t really a notable holiday for my family, but Mr. Zhongli loves celebrating his birthday in the Harbor.” “I do,” Zhongli agreed, humming as he shuffled his dice and peeked discretely at them. “Maybe next year my Goddaughter will be old enough to walk the market, and it’ll be worthwhile bringing everyone down to the Harbor. But not this year, no.” “You must introduce us, when you do,” Uncle Tian said, grinning. “Yundan insists she’s a delight.” “She is indeed a delightful creature,” Zhongli replied, eyes brightening. “Clever and willful and so dreadfully stubborn.” “Almost like she’s been horribly spoiled by someone,” Childe pointed out and laughed when a very pointed knee collided mercilessly with his thigh. “Two threes.” “Five threes,” Uncle Tian said, clearly entertained. “What is the point of children if not to relish in them? Speaking of…”
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mahoukarp.com
pocket sized shark 🦈
#art #shark
Illustration of hands playings with a tiny mako shark
February 12, 2026 at 5:20 AM
notavodkashot.bsky.social
No, I'm sorry, I got to pet a rhino and I'm still fucking dying about it. What a good boy. What a precious baby. He liked getting the back of his ears scratched. I'm deceased. We do not deserve animals.
February 12, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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davidjbradley.bsky.social
What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
February 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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foysten.bsky.social
#wriolette
February 11, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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0120lot.bsky.social
できた。🐉にした
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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erinbiba.bsky.social
The pronoun labeler, which was by far the most useful labeler on the site, was deleted by its creator. But thanks to @ripperoni.com there’s a new one available. I highly recommend it. It’s a great way to share your pronouns or see someone else’s pronouns at a glance.

bsky.app/profile/pron...
bsky.app
February 11, 2026 at 6:39 AM
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mothmonarch.bsky.social
🌘 "Starchild" 🌟
Commission for @franzanth.bsky.social & at last another of my Golden Orbits.
Digital artwork of a dragon head caterpillar (Polyura schreiber) with the many dots on its horned head and chubby body rendered to resemble little stars, a few actually being tiny four-pointed stars. Above its head a partially eclipsed moon is framed between its inner horns, and large four-pointed stars rest on the center of its upper head and hang on either side of its head between its outer horns. More stylized rays and stars radiate out into the edges of the image, rich textured gold against a dark blue framing the green bug's body. The caterpillar is outlined in metallic gold and has fairly realistic face details and feet. Art by Moth Monarch.
February 11, 2026 at 10:44 AM
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tgf.bsky.social
🌟 #鍾離 #zhongli #fanart
February 10, 2026 at 2:38 PM
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yuumeiart.bsky.social
Space Cat Take a Chill Pill

If only giving meds to pets irl was as easy as poking it into the void dimension lol

This is a continuation of my Space Cat Series~
February 10, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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mahoukarp.com
lemon sharks 🍋🦈
#art #shark
February 10, 2026 at 4:55 AM
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telekitnetic.bsky.social
🍊🐻 Capybara (2022)

#telekitneticart #formline #indigenousart
A formline design of a capybara, coloured in orange and pale cream. It has a formline orange fruit on its head.
October 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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notavodkashot.bsky.social
Chapter 5! In which Lyney, Lynette and Freminet attempt to decipher just what the fuck Childe is doing in Liyue and how exactly he's getting it done.

archiveofourown.org/works/746669...
The AO3 header of the fic in question. “Seven fours,” Zhongli said placidly, with such equanimity that if he were to understand the nuances of the game, he was sure to destroy them all with ease. “Liar,” Childe and Uncle Tian pointed out instead, because the venerable consultant just couldn’t figure it out, though at this point it really felt like he enjoyed not getting it, like the belligerent asshole he very much was, whenever no one was looking. Childe did not kiss him when he laughed in defeat, and it was such a terrible show of self-control he promised himself a reward, once he got through work for the day. “Will you be spending New Year’s in the Harbor, or up in the Village?” Uncle Tian asked, reshuffling their dice after he stashed away the token from Zhongli’s defeat. “Mm, the Harbor, probably,” Childe replied, nudging Zhongli’s knee with his own under the table, but Zhongli nodded placidly, no objections on his end as he rolled the cup between his fingers, expectantly. “New Year isn’t really a notable holiday for my family, but Mr. Zhongli loves celebrating his birthday in the Harbor.” “I do,” Zhongli agreed, humming as he shuffled his dice and peeked discretely at them. “Maybe next year my Goddaughter will be old enough to walk the market, and it’ll be worthwhile bringing everyone down to the Harbor. But not this year, no.” “You must introduce us, when you do,” Uncle Tian said, grinning. “Yundan insists she’s a delight.” “She is indeed a delightful creature,” Zhongli replied, eyes brightening. “Clever and willful and so dreadfully stubborn.” “Almost like she’s been horribly spoiled by someone,” Childe pointed out and laughed when a very pointed knee collided mercilessly with his thigh. “Two threes.” “Five threes,” Uncle Tian said, clearly entertained. “What is the point of children if not to relish in them? Speaking of…”
February 9, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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josta.bsky.social
redrawing a very tender #zhongchi screenshot 💖💖
February 8, 2026 at 5:38 AM
notavodkashot.bsky.social
Chapter 5! In which Lyney, Lynette and Freminet attempt to decipher just what the fuck Childe is doing in Liyue and how exactly he's getting it done.

archiveofourown.org/works/746669...
The AO3 header of the fic in question. “Seven fours,” Zhongli said placidly, with such equanimity that if he were to understand the nuances of the game, he was sure to destroy them all with ease. “Liar,” Childe and Uncle Tian pointed out instead, because the venerable consultant just couldn’t figure it out, though at this point it really felt like he enjoyed not getting it, like the belligerent asshole he very much was, whenever no one was looking. Childe did not kiss him when he laughed in defeat, and it was such a terrible show of self-control he promised himself a reward, once he got through work for the day. “Will you be spending New Year’s in the Harbor, or up in the Village?” Uncle Tian asked, reshuffling their dice after he stashed away the token from Zhongli’s defeat. “Mm, the Harbor, probably,” Childe replied, nudging Zhongli’s knee with his own under the table, but Zhongli nodded placidly, no objections on his end as he rolled the cup between his fingers, expectantly. “New Year isn’t really a notable holiday for my family, but Mr. Zhongli loves celebrating his birthday in the Harbor.” “I do,” Zhongli agreed, humming as he shuffled his dice and peeked discretely at them. “Maybe next year my Goddaughter will be old enough to walk the market, and it’ll be worthwhile bringing everyone down to the Harbor. But not this year, no.” “You must introduce us, when you do,” Uncle Tian said, grinning. “Yundan insists she’s a delight.” “She is indeed a delightful creature,” Zhongli replied, eyes brightening. “Clever and willful and so dreadfully stubborn.” “Almost like she’s been horribly spoiled by someone,” Childe pointed out and laughed when a very pointed knee collided mercilessly with his thigh. “Two threes.” “Five threes,” Uncle Tian said, clearly entertained. “What is the point of children if not to relish in them? Speaking of…”
February 9, 2026 at 12:08 AM
notavodkashot.bsky.social
Not pet tax: me and my partner went on a zoo adventure and got to pet this handsome boy.
A black rhino with his head propped on the fence, patiently waiting for treats.
February 7, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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mahoukarp.com
sharks are so lucky
#art #sharks
Comic of a shark reading a book with a bunch of documents laying around Text: "Sharks can not do math" "It is okay because sharks are cute"
February 7, 2026 at 4:40 AM
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347raise.bsky.social
進捗………………
January 8, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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pterosaur.bsky.social
The quailhogs of the wheatworld are fierce pack hunting predators that, despite any hopes and dreams they may have to the contrary, don't get much bigger than a guinea pig.
February 6, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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phantomarine.bsky.social
shrine
a page from Phantomarine showing the interior of the shrine on Grand Physalia - it has an enormous jade statue of Cheline and is filled with fiery braziers and green plant growth
February 6, 2026 at 5:16 PM
notavodkashot.bsky.social
Pet tax! Jacobo puked on my chair, ousted me from my bed and is now cuddling my partner while they play twilight princess. I feel slightly displaced.
Jacobo, a tabby cat, asleep on the edge of the bed.
February 6, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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mahoukarp.com
Gotta keep going 🐟🦈
#art #sharks #fish
Illustration of a Mako Shork (short shark) hugging a Crybaby (Character by Umvelt) @mg3kiryu.bsky.social
February 5, 2026 at 5:34 AM
notavodkashot.bsky.social
Pet tax, Cor mid liquification.
Cor, a tabby cat, half melted on a chair, half standing up.
February 4, 2026 at 5:04 PM
notavodkashot.bsky.social
Pet tax, Jacobo has received their Christmas gift, which is a new birb toy. She has played til she's tired, and now she lying on it, like a brooding dragon.
Jacobo, a tabby cat, flopped forward happily.
February 4, 2026 at 12:37 AM
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nkimillustrate.bsky.social
Cat Bento!
Three little cats nestled in a bento box!
February 3, 2026 at 1:49 PM
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mahoukarp.com
starry sea creatures 🌠
#art #sharks
illustration of a variety of sea creatures featured are orca, narwhal, whale shark, blacktip shark, sea horse, manta ray, and mola mola
February 2, 2026 at 4:35 AM