Noelle Aspnes
@noelleaspnes.bsky.social
I'm here for some camaraderie, but mostly memes and puppy pictures. And by "puppy", I do not mean dudes dressed up in pleather harnesses and dog masks, naked from the waist down. I will NOT be doing that search again. Whoopsie!
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#FridayNightParties 🥳🎉🍕
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October 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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In a deranged ‘tribute’ to Jane Goodall, Fat Satan challenges a gorilla to a cognitive exam: ‘Nobody knows animal crackers better than me.
October 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
In a deranged ‘tribute’ to Jane Goodall, Fat Satan challenges a gorilla to a cognitive exam: ‘Nobody knows animal crackers better than me.
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Describe this smell in three words or less:
October 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Describe this smell in three words or less:
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Hard hitting journalism from Portland.
September 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Hard hitting journalism from Portland.
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September 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Even in his most fevered, drunken dreams, Richard Milhous Nixon couldn't possibly have even imagined doing a tenth of this shit.
September 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Even in his most fevered, drunken dreams, Richard Milhous Nixon couldn't possibly have even imagined doing a tenth of this shit.
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This Irish woman is not wrong. 😳👇
September 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
This Irish woman is not wrong. 😳👇
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September 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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GOP greatly overestimates the number of fucks GenX and younger give about Bill Clinton.
September 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
GOP greatly overestimates the number of fucks GenX and younger give about Bill Clinton.
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This is Beau. He found out he's getting a mom today. Thought he was getting a snack at first, but a mom is even better. 13/10 (TT: lindsaynicole4_)
September 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This is Beau. He found out he's getting a mom today. Thought he was getting a snack at first, but a mom is even better. 13/10 (TT: lindsaynicole4_)
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I think that since the overwhelming majority of mass shooters are cisgender men, we should take their guns first.
September 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I think that since the overwhelming majority of mass shooters are cisgender men, we should take their guns first.
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I love how music transcends not only every human but every species. That’s why I love all musicians because they share a message that resonates with every living being on this planet.
September 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I love how music transcends not only every human but every species. That’s why I love all musicians because they share a message that resonates with every living being on this planet.
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Thought for today
August 31, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Thought for today
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RFK Jr looks like he’s been sampling the diseases at the CDC
August 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
RFK Jr looks like he’s been sampling the diseases at the CDC
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Live your life such that everyone doesn’t spend ten solid years planning the rager they’re going to throw when you die.
August 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Live your life such that everyone doesn’t spend ten solid years planning the rager they’re going to throw when you die.
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Due to rising food costs, the 5-second rule has hereby been extended to 10 seconds.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
August 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Due to rising food costs, the 5-second rule has hereby been extended to 10 seconds.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Been feeling a little moody and rundown lately, so I Googled my symptoms.
It's adulthood.
I have adulthood.
It's adulthood.
I have adulthood.
August 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Been feeling a little moody and rundown lately, so I Googled my symptoms.
It's adulthood.
I have adulthood.
It's adulthood.
I have adulthood.
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