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Mark S
@nodicepacman.bsky.social
I’d rather be talking Noodles, Hockey & Punk Rock, but current conditions make that difficult.

Not big on emojis in profiles or posts

Booking Punk/Hardcore/Etc shows in Tampa Bay
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Governor J.B. Pritzker threatens to halt all exports of Malört to states that send National Guard to Illinois
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Desperately trying to enact martial law and looking for reasons to abuse Americans so that he can take over their right to vote. Tuesday really scared him.
November 11, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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here's today's post: "Republican conundrum: how much Nazi is the right amount of Nazi?" — are they the baddies?
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Republican conundrum: how much Nazi is the right amount of Nazi?
are they the baddies?
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November 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Wife: Did you finish my leftovers?

Me: Every accusation is really a confession.

Wife: You’ve literally got wing sauce on your face.
November 9, 2025 at 4:07 AM
once he dies, it could be easily be renamed “FUCK Donald Trump Stadium”
Demands a Nobel Prize, now wants the DC stadium named after himself, at his own request. Strong likelihood of him putting an enormous gold lettered TRUMP sign on the White House, too. On the roof. Lit up. Two, one for each facade.
November 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Singer between songs: Do you guys like tacos & speed?”

Me: It’s really more of a “one or the other” proposition for me
November 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Me: I’ll have what SHE’S havin’!

Paramedic: a seizure?
November 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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My mantra these days...

"Hate corrodes the container it is carried in." Alan Simpson

#NeverVoteConservative
November 19, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Cuomo must be like “ oh God, they like me less than Marion Barry”
November 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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"'They’re spending more money than I would even tax them,' [Mamdani] said in an interview with MSNBC last week."

This is the message. Make it clear that these billionaires aren't just worried about losing money. They're worried about losing the ability to exchange their money for power.
November 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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People sympathize with billionaires because they can relate to the feeling of not wanting to give up hard-earned money to pay for things that don't benefit you directly.

Mamdani avoids that sympathy by reminding people that they can't relate to the feeling of having enough money to buy real power.
November 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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VOICEOVER: in the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet entirely opposite, groups: the police, who are afraid of sandwiches, and sandwich wielders, armed with food consisting of two pieces of bread filled with meat, cheese, and vegetables. these are their stories.
November 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Here is a first!

I got pulled over, and I was afraid it was for using my phone while driving. Then the cop gave me a ticket for skipping over the commercials on the podcast I was listening to.
November 6, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Attention newly-minted NYC refugees:

I will trade you my house in FL for your condo in NYC*

*obv excluding Staten Island
November 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Hoarding millions (or billions) of dollars is just plain evil. If there’s one thing the bible is clear on, it’s that the rich are the bad guys.

How come nobody is trying to legislate *their* morality?
November 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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You Need A Club Husband! Tabs, Mon., Nov. 3., 2025
News and things to read and watch

www.wonkette.com/p/you-need-a...
You Need A Club Husband! Tabs, Mon., Nov. 3., 2025
News and things to read and watch
www.wonkette.com
November 3, 2025 at 12:06 PM
on Walking Dead, has everyone already declared the zombies as metaphorical fascists and a critique of humanity’s slow response to the existential threat they pose?
November 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I bet it’s more dangerous than being a cop
Hundreds of school crossing guards have suffered injuries on the job after being hit by a vehicle, and dozens of them have died, according to an investigation by AP and Cox Media Group Television Stations.
Crossing guards face life-threatening dangers on the job
An investigation by The Associated Press and Cox Media Group Television Stations found that school crossing guards face dangerous conditions, with many injured or killed on the job.
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October 31, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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"Social unionism" meant the union did more than fight for better wages. It provided affordable housing, health benefits, and unemployment insurance. Since many garment workers were newly arrived immigrants, the union would also teach people English.
October 30, 2025 at 8:07 AM
let’s not be offering bounties you can’t pay
October 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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In the wake of Charlie Kirk's death, a TN sheriff had a 61-yr-old man arrested for posting a meme on Facebook, which the sheriff absurdly construed as a threat. It was pretty clearly bullshit but I dug into the case using FB & public records and now it looks even worse. My latest @theintercept.com:
The Absurd Prosecution of a Man Who Posted a Charlie Kirk Meme
Larry Bushart Jr. posted trolling memes on a Facebook thread about a vigil for Kirk. He’s been in a Tennessee jail ever since.
theintercept.com
October 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
pretzel buns suck
October 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM