Desperately trying to enact martial law and looking for reasons to abuse Americans so that he can take over their right to vote. Tuesday really scared him.

this country values profits above all

hey - at least take your victory lap and soak in the glory

That sounds good. People gonna spray paint “fuck” in front of his name anyway.

because once people realized Jarts were hilariously lethal, they saw the potential for many more deaths.

oh, wait.

he looks like he just took a few xanax and a few adderals with a shot of Wild Turkey 101

which is crazy, of course, because they might go from $10 billion to $8.2 billion.

I don’t think they’ll end up getting groceries at Piggly Wiggly

People sympathize with billionaires because they can relate to the feeling of not wanting to give up hard-earned money to pay for things that don't benefit you directly.

Mamdani avoids that sympathy by reminding people that they can't relate to the feeling of having enough money to buy real power.

your rousing endorsement has me convinced!