Wallace & Scromit
@noblemile.bsky.social
Motherfuckers have the audacity to tell me they had a dream about me but won't tell me if my fit was hard
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Wallace & Scromit
@noblemile.bsky.social
· Nov 20
Father please forgive me for I am back on my bullshit
Someone should a match like when newlegacyinc did Christian vs Ric Flair in a submission match in Smackdown vs Raw 2006 and they spent the entire 47 minutes shitting on it.
November 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Someone should a match like when newlegacyinc did Christian vs Ric Flair in a submission match in Smackdown vs Raw 2006 and they spent the entire 47 minutes shitting on it.
For some reason, today I've seen like six photos of people showing their Shin Megami Tensei/Persona game collections like a money spread.
November 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
For some reason, today I've seen like six photos of people showing their Shin Megami Tensei/Persona game collections like a money spread.
JJ McCarthy get ready to learn Mazda Salesman.
November 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
JJ McCarthy get ready to learn Mazda Salesman.
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This is up there
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
This is up there
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
It's crazy I've been watching Trevor Lawrence since before he could enlist in the army and for 100% of those years this year has been the one where he shows what he's capable of.
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
It's crazy I've been watching Trevor Lawrence since before he could enlist in the army and for 100% of those years this year has been the one where he shows what he's capable of.
From "But Her Emails" to Buttery Males: The Tale of Two Inboxes
November 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
From "But Her Emails" to Buttery Males: The Tale of Two Inboxes
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I do not associate with druids. They have.... interesting proclivities.
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I do not associate with druids. They have.... interesting proclivities.
When someone who doesn't know ball has an opinion on my hyperfixation
November 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
When someone who doesn't know ball has an opinion on my hyperfixation
How can I lose weight if I never lose?
November 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
How can I lose weight if I never lose?
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
Made sure Jaxson Dart's brain was a fine paste before he left, though.
BREAKING: The Giants are firing head coach Brian Daboll after Sunday’s loss to the Bears, per sources.
Daboll, who won Coach of the Year in 2022, finishes his New York tenure with a 20-40-1 record in 3+ seasons.
Daboll, who won Coach of the Year in 2022, finishes his New York tenure with a 20-40-1 record in 3+ seasons.
November 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Made sure Jaxson Dart's brain was a fine paste before he left, though.
Tony Hog's Pro Skater
November 10, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Tony Hog's Pro Skater
Now why the hell would the NFL give the Steelers the prime time slot?
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Now why the hell would the NFL give the Steelers the prime time slot?
At this point the New York Jets need to just become a triple option team and stop trying to trick us into thinking they are in any way a competent sports franchise and not a social experiment.
November 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
At this point the New York Jets need to just become a triple option team and stop trying to trick us into thinking they are in any way a competent sports franchise and not a social experiment.
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I don't watch competitive League of Legends anymore but it's crazy that SKT were considered the Patriots of pro LoL at two world championships and earlier this morning they won their sixth.
November 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I don't watch competitive League of Legends anymore but it's crazy that SKT were considered the Patriots of pro LoL at two world championships and earlier this morning they won their sixth.
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This is what they took from you
He tried to play me but all he played was Super Mario 64 for the Nintendo 64.
November 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
He tried to play me but all he played was Super Mario 64 for the Nintendo 64.