Wallace & Scromit
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Motherfuckers have the audacity to tell me they had a dream about me but won't tell me if my fit was hard
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Wallace & Scromit
@noblemile.bsky.social
· Nov 20
Father please forgive me for I am back on my bullshit
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What if New Jack faced Onita
January 23, 2026 at 5:33 PM
What if New Jack faced Onita
A modern retelling of The Modern Prometheus but we gave Dr. Frankenstein stimulants.
January 22, 2026 at 11:01 PM
A modern retelling of The Modern Prometheus but we gave Dr. Frankenstein stimulants.
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My local bookshop understands their audience.
January 22, 2026 at 4:13 PM
My local bookshop understands their audience.
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Sorry, I can't come into work today, Grandma's Chosen One powers kicked in and she flew away on some god damn DBZ shit.
January 20, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Sorry, I can't come into work today, Grandma's Chosen One powers kicked in and she flew away on some god damn DBZ shit.
Cousin posted a pic of his new car to the group chat saying "brought a white tear to my leg" brother w h a t
January 19, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Cousin posted a pic of his new car to the group chat saying "brought a white tear to my leg" brother w h a t
This might be the bloodiest offseason what the fucm
BREAKING: Sean McDermott is out as the Bills’ head coach, a source tells The Athletic.
January 19, 2026 at 2:53 PM
This might be the bloodiest offseason what the fucm
Meanwhile, early Christians on their way to be martyred:
January 18, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Meanwhile, early Christians on their way to be martyred:
Log into Bluesky and I see people being relentlessly thirsty at AM in the morning.
January 18, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Log into Bluesky and I see people being relentlessly thirsty at AM in the morning.
Based on all of the Natural Vibes clips I've been seeing all week I really need to watch Dragon Gate.
January 18, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Based on all of the Natural Vibes clips I've been seeing all week I really need to watch Dragon Gate.
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The cool aunt and the problem child teamed up.
January 18, 2026 at 2:05 PM
The cool aunt and the problem child teamed up.
My man Josh Allen is absolutely in Hell, man.
January 18, 2026 at 1:38 AM
My man Josh Allen is absolutely in Hell, man.
I could have watched the Buffalo Bills choke their best chance of ridding themselves of their curse.
Instead I watched Kingdom of Heaven and probably had more fun. Great movie.
Instead I watched Kingdom of Heaven and probably had more fun. Great movie.
January 18, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I could have watched the Buffalo Bills choke their best chance of ridding themselves of their curse.
Instead I watched Kingdom of Heaven and probably had more fun. Great movie.
Instead I watched Kingdom of Heaven and probably had more fun. Great movie.
Jamie fookin Lannister's in Kingdom of Heaven?
January 17, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Jamie fookin Lannister's in Kingdom of Heaven?
Idk what the fuck EA did to the NCAA football game but they need to roll back the absolute divine intervention they gave to the AI
January 17, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Idk what the fuck EA did to the NCAA football game but they need to roll back the absolute divine intervention they gave to the AI
The only thing I've seen AI/LLMs do actually consistently well at is live transcription, which coincidentally is why I'm looking for a new job before the Headsman comes.
January 17, 2026 at 2:39 PM
The only thing I've seen AI/LLMs do actually consistently well at is live transcription, which coincidentally is why I'm looking for a new job before the Headsman comes.
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leaving for work in the morning, blissfully unaware that your cat is about to ruin your fucking life with this
November 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
leaving for work in the morning, blissfully unaware that your cat is about to ruin your fucking life with this
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Six year old me walking into my parents' room at 9:45pm to tell them I put magnets on the TV again
January 17, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Six year old me walking into my parents' room at 9:45pm to tell them I put magnets on the TV again
Vampore that lures you in not to suck your blood but to show your their Bionicle collection.
January 17, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Vampore that lures you in not to suck your blood but to show your their Bionicle collection.