Wallace & Scromit
@noblemile.bsky.social
Motherfuckers have the audacity to tell me they had a dream about me but won't tell me if my fit was hard
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Wallace & Scromit
@noblemile.bsky.social
· Nov 20
Father please forgive me for I am back on my bullshit
Did I ever post the door stop at my doctor's office?
November 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Did I ever post the door stop at my doctor's office?
I forget what the term is called but I like when languages are like "oh idk what that is what do you call it?" Really noticable in food or combat sports.
November 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I forget what the term is called but I like when languages are like "oh idk what that is what do you call it?" Really noticable in food or combat sports.
Post something random or you'll have an awful December.
November 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December.
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Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
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Dick Fallis
United States, Census, 1950
United States, Census, 1950
November 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Dick Fallis
United States, Census, 1950
United States, Census, 1950
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Primo Sperm
United States, Enlisted and Officer Muster Rolls and Rosters, 1916-1939
United States, Enlisted and Officer Muster Rolls and Rosters, 1916-1939
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Primo Sperm
United States, Enlisted and Officer Muster Rolls and Rosters, 1916-1939
United States, Enlisted and Officer Muster Rolls and Rosters, 1916-1939
There is an interesting line between pet-livestock-wild animal that we as people don't cross outside of desperate situations.
November 28, 2025 at 4:08 AM
There is an interesting line between pet-livestock-wild animal that we as people don't cross outside of desperate situations.
Unfortunately, your honor, as you can see my client is "very based" as the kids say.
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Unfortunately, your honor, as you can see my client is "very based" as the kids say.
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timeline cleaning
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
timeline cleaning
Ball is life and I'm a player
November 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Ball is life and I'm a player
Sorry, I can't come to work today, I have to gaze longingly at my plate of overdone scrambled eggs while thinking of better days and also Tech Decks.
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Sorry, I can't come to work today, I have to gaze longingly at my plate of overdone scrambled eggs while thinking of better days and also Tech Decks.
When will the Minnesota Vikings learn that they only draft at least mid-tier QBs on 30-year intervals?
Culpepper wasn't long enough ago of course JJ McCarthy fucking sucks.
Culpepper wasn't long enough ago of course JJ McCarthy fucking sucks.
November 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
When will the Minnesota Vikings learn that they only draft at least mid-tier QBs on 30-year intervals?
Culpepper wasn't long enough ago of course JJ McCarthy fucking sucks.
Culpepper wasn't long enough ago of course JJ McCarthy fucking sucks.
My GOAT Trevor Lawrence would have ran this in for a touchdown smh my head
November 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
My GOAT Trevor Lawrence would have ran this in for a touchdown smh my head
I just wanna give a quick shout out to all the gingers here in Florida. Hope y'all get some nice sunscreen next month.
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I just wanna give a quick shout out to all the gingers here in Florida. Hope y'all get some nice sunscreen next month.
Go Shiozaki in black with a goatee is giving evil player 2 variant.
November 23, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Go Shiozaki in black with a goatee is giving evil player 2 variant.
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She means it too, I can see it in her eyes.
November 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
She means it too, I can see it in her eyes.
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¿Why don't you make like a leaf and tree?
November 22, 2025 at 5:59 AM
¿Why don't you make like a leaf and tree?
Inb4 "Enemies to Lovers"
November 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Inb4 "Enemies to Lovers"
Large, if factual.
a man who rides a horse is called a horseman
November 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Large, if factual.
This is how you're supposed to play Resident Evil 7.
they finally made the wearable computer that also sucks your dick www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvCG...
November 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
This is how you're supposed to play Resident Evil 7.
The future really do be made of virtual insanity, and always seems to be governed by this love we have for useless twisting of a new technology. Now there is no self, for we all live underground.
November 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The future really do be made of virtual insanity, and always seems to be governed by this love we have for useless twisting of a new technology. Now there is no self, for we all live underground.
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Ole Sadness
Minnesota, State Census, 1895
Minnesota, State Census, 1895
November 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Ole Sadness
Minnesota, State Census, 1895
Minnesota, State Census, 1895
You look like you have very stealable copper wire.
November 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
You look like you have very stealable copper wire.