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Sunny in Portland. In February! In this economy?
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#portland #photography #leica
February 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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I just made my first "official" report of a vulnerability in a Drupal 7 contrib module after End of Life™ . Let's the adventures begin!

#Drupal #BackdropCMS #Security #D7EOL
February 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Attempting to de-muddify the dogs post Sandy River outing. It started hailing when we arrived, but ended up quite nice.

#dogs #portland
February 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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I had 4 days off and by the end of that time I was thinking about creative pursuits, maybe even getting involved in my community. Thank god that's over now
December 2, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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It is time.
December 2, 2024 at 9:13 PM
It’s been a very chickadee-filled fall here. No complaints, though it does often feel like they are accusing me of something.

#birds #photography
November 30, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Pleasant morning on the Sandy River
November 10, 2024 at 7:14 PM
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While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
“’Tis that fucking raven,” I muttered
February 7, 2024 at 5:45 AM
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man what am i even supposed to do here
January 6, 2024 at 5:51 AM
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Remember, kids, if Santa asks you whether you’ve been naughty or nice this year, you should always say, “Am I being detained?”
December 12, 2023 at 1:25 PM
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Wow: Santa has had to turn back from Europe after encountering a cookie warning at every chimney, jeopardizing his schedule.
December 25, 2023 at 8:35 AM
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With new advances in technology, computers will be able to do tiresome and unrewarding work like painting, writing, and composing music, leaving human beings free to create shareholder value and protect inventory
December 13, 2023 at 7:28 PM
Sad because it’s raining or trying to get a treat…. We may never know 🐕
December 13, 2023 at 8:29 PM
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every cloud has a silver lining. this is to protect the datacenter from vampire attacks
December 6, 2023 at 1:09 AM
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This ad copy is art. It's like the winning entry in a one-sentence use-all-the-buzzwords contest. I've read it several times and I still have no clue what it means.
October 14, 2023 at 2:46 AM
Fill the feeder and what’s my reward? A Rufus sticking its tongue out at me…smh, no respect :)… ##hummingbird ##birds
October 8, 2023 at 8:32 PM
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A 2038 vox explainer on how the “red river rivalry” used to be a college football thing, before it morphed into Texas and Oklahoma militias fighting pitched battles over the last of the potable water.
October 7, 2023 at 8:09 PM
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Next week is apparently Sea Otter Awareness Week, so remember: If you sea otter, say otter.
September 22, 2023 at 4:49 PM
Oregon state playing tomorrow feels…very odd. With wazu handling business so far (I swear to god I’m not cursing you, it’s not over I’m not saying it’s over). I hope we handle business on Sunday. #cfb #pac2
September 3, 2023 at 2:32 AM
Ladybug taking off into a long weekend. Or…something like that. 📸
September 2, 2023 at 1:02 AM
It took awhile, but the garden finally has quite a few honey bees. 🐝📸
August 31, 2023 at 2:34 AM
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Turns out this expensive sports writing AI is so intelligent that whenever a game is close, it uses the exact same phrase “close encounter of the athletic kind.”

Useless garbage AI articles. Just post a box score if you’re too lazy to write a real article.
August 21, 2023 at 7:39 PM
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little known fact: before blocking existed, roving bands of cats would simply seek out and find people who were awful online and bite their thumbs until they stopped.

this was not a perfect system. it was exhausting for the cats.

blocks are progress. we must not go backwards.
August 19, 2023 at 4:38 PM
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Free Fallin’ xkcd.com/2811
August 4, 2023 at 7:15 PM