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Suck on this
Mr sits too damn normal
November 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
A message for my lgbtq+ friends out there from the aluminum pan manufacturers
November 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Woke 2!
November 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
🎶my mama talkin to me tryin to tell me how to live.
But I don’t listen to her cuz my head is like a sieve🎶
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The thing with trump and mamdani is that they’re both queens guys. Trump will say some shit like the ice cream at jahns isn’t the same and mamdani will say that’s right and that’s all it take for trump to have a new best friend.
November 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
If you have a tortie you get both in one.
November 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
People who think the age of prestige tv is over aren’t watching the Chair Company.
November 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
You’re not going to believe this but Sam darnold is not lighting it up against an actually good defense.
November 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I hate to be a downer but if you think anything beyond a national age of consent of 14 is going to come out of all this Epstein stuff I think you’re being naive
November 16, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I know this is evergreen but the Canucks stink.
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The thought of RFK jr cumming is vile we should never forgive Olivia nuzzi for putting this in our minds.
November 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
This is step one towards living in the world of Freejack. Mick Jagger in a silly helmet doing bad acting is this close.
Nightmarish idea for a startup tbh
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Home schooling should be illegal. In general parents should have way less say in raising their kids
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Hell yeah I’m about some posting strike
November 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Can’t help but think these AC/DC ticket prices are a deliberate choice
November 12, 2025 at 11:38 AM
🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮
November 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Throwing my hands up on January 6 II while the capitol burns down behind me.
Sen. Angus King: "Standing up to Donald Trump didn't work"
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Reach out to your senators fellow North Carolinians
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
This kind of leadership makes me proud to be a democrat.
*SCHUMER SAYS HE IS VOTING 'NO' ON GOP BILL
November 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Does any one elses’s hockey team’s broadcast have commercials paid for by the state of Israel?
November 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I’m watching death by lighting on Netflix and if you are also watching death by lightning this opening sentence is decidedly not true.
November 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
You could probably get pretty far on a stop the online scams, stop the spam phone calls platform.
November 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The rizzler is more successful then anyone who posts on this site, were the real idiots.
is this child being educated
November 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
November 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The fact that a lot of leftists despise 3rd Rock from the Sun - one of the best and most sympathetic depictions of aliens assimilating into human society in modern media - is a symptom of the fact that a lot of the left has no idea how to actually receive incoming messages from the Big Giant Head
The fact that a lot of leftists despise Parks and Rec - one of the best and most sympathetic depictions of non-cop government in modern media - is a symptom of the fact that a lot of the left has no idea how to actually implement the policy proposals they want to enact.
The reason 30 Rock succeeds years later while parks and rec has aged like a toilet full of milk, is that 30 Rock doesnt shy away from portraying Liz Lemon as an obvious villian with a victim/hero complex, whereas Leslie Knope was played just a straight hero character, even tho she is a neolib shill
November 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM