niko 🍄🟫
@nikospeako.bsky.social
just several bees in a flannel. that’s why i use they/them.
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Yo' momma's so stupid she's lettin' folks tell her what her own eyes are seein'.
January 26, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Yo' momma's so stupid she's lettin' folks tell her what her own eyes are seein'.
deleted my substack bc they fund nazis 🙃 what platform are we using instead?
January 18, 2026 at 9:47 PM
deleted my substack bc they fund nazis 🙃 what platform are we using instead?
need a very specific online forum for people who are mixed indigenous turtle islanders but have no contact with that part of their family anymore and want to find a way to get in touch with their culture and have no clue where to start.
so like let a bitch know if you see anything like that pls
so like let a bitch know if you see anything like that pls
January 11, 2026 at 12:19 AM
need a very specific online forum for people who are mixed indigenous turtle islanders but have no contact with that part of their family anymore and want to find a way to get in touch with their culture and have no clue where to start.
so like let a bitch know if you see anything like that pls
so like let a bitch know if you see anything like that pls
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And Schrödinger’s Tiny Tim, who both DID and did NOT die,
December 25, 2025 at 8:44 AM
And Schrödinger’s Tiny Tim, who both DID and did NOT die,
stick season is my favorite christmas song
December 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
stick season is my favorite christmas song
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When they ask me what radicalized me
December 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
When they ask me what radicalized me
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Me: hmm, blood pressure's pretty low today
Me: *hears 2 seconds of Christmas music*
Me: ah there we go
Me: *hears 2 seconds of Christmas music*
Me: ah there we go
December 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Me: hmm, blood pressure's pretty low today
Me: *hears 2 seconds of Christmas music*
Me: ah there we go
Me: *hears 2 seconds of Christmas music*
Me: ah there we go
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I need to quit my job so I can focus on sitting in sunbeams with my cats
December 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I need to quit my job so I can focus on sitting in sunbeams with my cats
it’s a colonizer holiday and i don’t want to celebrate it anyway, but seeing everyone with their friends today has me feeling profoundly lonely.
hoping to actually have friends in 2026.
hoping to actually have friends in 2026.
November 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
it’s a colonizer holiday and i don’t want to celebrate it anyway, but seeing everyone with their friends today has me feeling profoundly lonely.
hoping to actually have friends in 2026.
hoping to actually have friends in 2026.
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We have such sights to show you, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
We have such sights to show you, Charlie Brown
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No Noise November. everybody shut up
November 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
No Noise November. everybody shut up
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All these people who call orgasm the little death, yet don't call death the big orgasm
October 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
All these people who call orgasm the little death, yet don't call death the big orgasm
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October 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Anytime there is a flood in the continental US, it is the biggest story across all social media.
Apparently, the same as not true for a catastrophe in Alaska. There was a typhoon yesterday morning and much of western Alaska is now underwater with homes with people in them just floating away.
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Apparently, the same as not true for a catastrophe in Alaska. There was a typhoon yesterday morning and much of western Alaska is now underwater with homes with people in them just floating away.
1/
October 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Anytime there is a flood in the continental US, it is the biggest story across all social media.
Apparently, the same as not true for a catastrophe in Alaska. There was a typhoon yesterday morning and much of western Alaska is now underwater with homes with people in them just floating away.
1/
Apparently, the same as not true for a catastrophe in Alaska. There was a typhoon yesterday morning and much of western Alaska is now underwater with homes with people in them just floating away.
1/
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The E.P.A. canceled a $20 million flood protection grant to Alaska months before a remote village was inundated.
October 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The E.P.A. canceled a $20 million flood protection grant to Alaska months before a remote village was inundated.
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okay so we've been given a chronic medical condition by corporate polluters, and now it's incumbent on us to stop breathing. you love to see it.
As somebody with asthma who uses inhalers - SHUT THE FUCK UP. THIS ARTICLE IS SHAMING PEOPLE WITH A CHRONIC CONDITION.
"Significantly" My ass. You know what else does? AI Data centers - corporations - cows - asphalt - THOUSANDS OF OTHERS THINGS THAT ARE NOT MEDICINE.
Fuck you - fuck you again.
"Significantly" My ass. You know what else does? AI Data centers - corporations - cows - asphalt - THOUSANDS OF OTHERS THINGS THAT ARE NOT MEDICINE.
Fuck you - fuck you again.
Inhalers contribute significantly to global warming, study finds
Millions of Americans using inhalers for chronic lung diseases like asthma may be unknowingly contributing to global warming, according to new research.
local12.com
October 7, 2025 at 6:14 AM
okay so we've been given a chronic medical condition by corporate polluters, and now it's incumbent on us to stop breathing. you love to see it.
my friend stabbed me many, many times today 😌
September 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
my friend stabbed me many, many times today 😌
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your body is a netherland
August 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
your body is a netherland
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Duolingo's CEO has been vocal about replacing human staff with trash AI that's more likely to get translations wrong and make your learning subpar.
Stop using Duolingo. Uninstall it. Leave comments and reviews that you'll come back once they put people first again.
Stop using Duolingo. Uninstall it. Leave comments and reviews that you'll come back once they put people first again.
Despite customer backlash to AI focus, analysts see Duolingo on track for steady growth as it rolls out new features and expands into music.
https://sherwood.news/markets/duolingo-rises-after-ceo-defends-ai-first-strategy-in-ny-times-interview/
https://sherwood.news/markets/duolingo-rises-after-ceo-defends-ai-first-strategy-in-ny-times-interview/
Duolingo rises after CEO defends “AI-first” strategy in NY Times interview
Despite customer backlash to AI focus, analysts see Duolingo on track for steady growth as it rolls out new features and expands into music....
sherwood.news
August 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Duolingo's CEO has been vocal about replacing human staff with trash AI that's more likely to get translations wrong and make your learning subpar.
Stop using Duolingo. Uninstall it. Leave comments and reviews that you'll come back once they put people first again.
Stop using Duolingo. Uninstall it. Leave comments and reviews that you'll come back once they put people first again.
fuck marry kill
the lion, the witch, the wardrobe
the lion, the witch, the wardrobe
August 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
fuck marry kill
the lion, the witch, the wardrobe
the lion, the witch, the wardrobe
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my neurotic ass got to the airport over three hours early for my flight. new record.
August 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
my neurotic ass got to the airport over three hours early for my flight. new record.
it took me so long to get an ereader because digital books don’t come with free snacks :(
The blank pages at the back of books are for you to tear out and eat
August 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
it took me so long to get an ereader because digital books don’t come with free snacks :(