Nickless
@nickless.bsky.social
"You know what many people are liking when driving at night? Headlights."
- Short Circuit
I don't get to use it as much anymore. 🙁
- Short Circuit
I don't get to use it as much anymore. 🙁
What's the most random/obscure thing you quote?
In "The Stand' by Stephen King (complete/uncut ed iirc), a character called The Kid would sometimes say "how do you like that happy crappy?" and I often say that to myself/out loud for various reasons lol.
In "The Stand' by Stephen King (complete/uncut ed iirc), a character called The Kid would sometimes say "how do you like that happy crappy?" and I often say that to myself/out loud for various reasons lol.
July 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
"You know what many people are liking when driving at night? Headlights."
- Short Circuit
I don't get to use it as much anymore. 🙁
- Short Circuit
I don't get to use it as much anymore. 🙁
15 years, multiple Title IX suits, countless HR complaints, dozens of teachers leaving, and a bag of gummy dicks. That's what it took. FINALLY.
April 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
15 years, multiple Title IX suits, countless HR complaints, dozens of teachers leaving, and a bag of gummy dicks. That's what it took. FINALLY.
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Inside me were two wolves. We have since parted ways. It was stressful but for the best. Inside me now are three batshit orange cats, two constantly screaming huskies, one recidivist scofflaw raccoon, and Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh.
April 27, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Inside me were two wolves. We have since parted ways. It was stressful but for the best. Inside me now are three batshit orange cats, two constantly screaming huskies, one recidivist scofflaw raccoon, and Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh.
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You asked for "I DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIM" in different languages, so we found 23 more. The Travel Edition is online now. Bon voyage!
www.raygunsite.com/products/i-d...
#raygun
www.raygunsite.com/products/i-d...
#raygun
April 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
You asked for "I DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIM" in different languages, so we found 23 more. The Travel Edition is online now. Bon voyage!
www.raygunsite.com/products/i-d...
#raygun
www.raygunsite.com/products/i-d...
#raygun
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Happy as a clam? A clam? You mean those little things with no brain that just chill on the bottom of the ocean all day in their own little private shells and nevermind I get it now
April 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Happy as a clam? A clam? You mean those little things with no brain that just chill on the bottom of the ocean all day in their own little private shells and nevermind I get it now
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Can we talk about the Choose Your Own Adventure book-reading child to extremely anxious decision-hating adult pipeline
April 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Can we talk about the Choose Your Own Adventure book-reading child to extremely anxious decision-hating adult pipeline
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I refer to growing up in the acid rain/ quicksand/impending nuclear conflict era as being "classically trained" in generalized anxiety
April 2, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I refer to growing up in the acid rain/ quicksand/impending nuclear conflict era as being "classically trained" in generalized anxiety
This morning, parking at workplace 3 was partially blocked by a literal garbage fire.
Sadly, the symbolism was wasted on the wrong building (it would have been much more appropriate at workplace 1).
Sadly, the symbolism was wasted on the wrong building (it would have been much more appropriate at workplace 1).
April 3, 2025 at 3:49 AM
This morning, parking at workplace 3 was partially blocked by a literal garbage fire.
Sadly, the symbolism was wasted on the wrong building (it would have been much more appropriate at workplace 1).
Sadly, the symbolism was wasted on the wrong building (it would have been much more appropriate at workplace 1).
Okay I don't know where he got it from, but this morning a local DJ said that the Teslas burning in the wildfires created a lot of pollution, while the burning cybertrucks added the distinct odor of Axe body spray and I laughed sooooo hard.
January 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Okay I don't know where he got it from, but this morning a local DJ said that the Teslas burning in the wildfires created a lot of pollution, while the burning cybertrucks added the distinct odor of Axe body spray and I laughed sooooo hard.
Hello yes today sucked I would like a refund please
January 23, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Hello yes today sucked I would like a refund please
I'd like to make it through one day where I didn't hear something on the news and say "What. The. FUCK." Just one. One day.
January 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I'd like to make it through one day where I didn't hear something on the news and say "What. The. FUCK." Just one. One day.
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I feel like I would be a great librarian except for the part where I have to let people leave with my books. You put those back I don't care what your little card says.
January 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I feel like I would be a great librarian except for the part where I have to let people leave with my books. You put those back I don't care what your little card says.
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CONTEXT: I wrote/drew this in 2020. Lol. Happy New Year!
January 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
CONTEXT: I wrote/drew this in 2020. Lol. Happy New Year!
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[every night at 2:00am]
BRAIN: big-time zoomies
BODY: stay in my roomies
STOMACH: all-out consumies
ANXIETY: impending doomies
BRAIN: big-time zoomies
BODY: stay in my roomies
STOMACH: all-out consumies
ANXIETY: impending doomies
December 13, 2024 at 7:22 PM
[every night at 2:00am]
BRAIN: big-time zoomies
BODY: stay in my roomies
STOMACH: all-out consumies
ANXIETY: impending doomies
BRAIN: big-time zoomies
BODY: stay in my roomies
STOMACH: all-out consumies
ANXIETY: impending doomies
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We’re cancelling the guilty part of guilty pleasures. Wanna read romance books and drink cheap wine? Valid. Watch the trashiest reality show and scroll through Amazon? I support this. Listen to the same early 2000s pop song a thousand times in a row? Why stop there? Find that joy and SQUEEZE.
December 12, 2024 at 12:44 AM
We’re cancelling the guilty part of guilty pleasures. Wanna read romance books and drink cheap wine? Valid. Watch the trashiest reality show and scroll through Amazon? I support this. Listen to the same early 2000s pop song a thousand times in a row? Why stop there? Find that joy and SQUEEZE.
This is the second time I've heard '9 to 5' on the radio today. Is Dolly Parton okay??
November 26, 2024 at 7:02 PM
This is the second time I've heard '9 to 5' on the radio today. Is Dolly Parton okay??
Any stairway can be a stairway to heaven if you’re clumsy enough
November 24, 2024 at 6:31 AM
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November 15, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that‘s called foreshadowing
September 7, 2023 at 9:40 PM
in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that‘s called foreshadowing
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It seems to me that the time is ripe for a Bluesky thread about how—and maybe even why—to befriend crows.
(1/n)
(1/n)
August 20, 2023 at 1:55 AM
It seems to me that the time is ripe for a Bluesky thread about how—and maybe even why—to befriend crows.
(1/n)
(1/n)
And, now I'm here, too. Ta-da.
July 25, 2023 at 2:05 AM
And, now I'm here, too. Ta-da.