"We all are going to die."

Except Chuck Grassley. That bastard's gonna outlive us all.

Salmon in Sweden. All the rest is just fish.

I feel like people our age are probably too young to have developed this habit, but I get the idea you're the type of dad who would still throw your arm out across the passenger when you have to stop really fast. (And I totally mean that as a compliment, for the record.)

If you're eligible for the shingles shot, just as an FYI, they recently lowered the recommended age for the pneumonia vaccine to 50.

Oooh, I got my second shingles and Covid shot at the same time! The pharmacist looked at me like I was crazy when I scheduled it, but I said I'd rather feel really crappy once than pretty crappy twice. 😄

It was my birthday present to myself, too!!

Good dog, Tim. 14/10

Oh no no, you don't throw it away. You drop that sucker off at a DIFFERENT store.