Nick Baumann
nickbaumann.bsky.social
Nick Baumann
@nickbaumann.bsky.social
Politics Editor at The Washington Post | Pats fan. Eagle Scout. Beer pong aficionado. | 202.630.2380 | Signal: nickbaumann.97 | Usual disclaimers
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I feel like both Bad Bunny and Sabrina Carpenter would be very effective at slaying demons
November 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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I would like to believe that the other bands, though real, are ALSO fronts for demon-slaying operations
November 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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But yes, Huntrix is also nominated, despite being fictional and a front for a demon-slaying operation
November 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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never seen a moment of this show but this single gag may have convinced me
HOW HAVE I NOT WATCHED THIS SHOW BEFORE
November 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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AI could end scarcity, end humanity - or boost trend growth by 0.2 percentage points
November 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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And how did it turn out for Jesus?????
November 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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You know, this was a Shabbat dinner...
November 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
"Roberts’s speechwriter, Evan Myers, suggested that Heritage’s attempts to address accusations of antisemitism would eventually mean he would be required to attend a Shabbat dinner, which he said would conflict with his faith." www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Heritage staff in open revolt over leader’s defense of Tucker Carlson
At least five members of Heritage’s antisemitism task force resigned after Roberts defended Carlson’s interview with antisemitic white nationalist Nick Fuentes.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Love this tale from @postkranish.bsky.social about how Jefferson never actually said the words attributed to him on the Jefferson Memorial: www.washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
The secret history of how Jefferson’s words were doctored inside his memorial
Eight decades ago, a presidential commission guided by Jefferson’s great-great-grandson selectively edited the Founding Father’s words to present him as an abolitionist without mentioning he had ensla...
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November 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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"The sandwich did not impede Officer Lairmore’s duties that night,” Sandwich Guy's lawyer argues. "A footlong from Subway could not and certainly did not inflict bodily harm.”
November 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Did he say it with a rye smile?
November 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Defense: “You are the ones impacted by the executive orders… there was and remains a huge law enforcement presence in the district…” 



Prosecution objects.

Sustained. Irrelevant, judge says.

Some skillful nullification baiting there.
November 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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"Is it really that different from when your 8-year-old or your 10-year-old is in the middle of a temper tantrum?"

Are you physically injured when your kid throws a stuffed animal at you? No, she says, you close the door and you move on with your life.
November 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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A ballistic vest meant to stop a bullet “is definitely going to keep you safe from a sandwich thrown at you," Sean Dunn's defense attorney argued.
November 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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“If someone assaulted you, if someone offended you, would you keep a momento of their assault? Would you stick it on your daily lunchbox and carry it with you day in and day out?"
November 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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The officer, defense says, was given and kept "not one but two gag gifts," including a plush sandwich and a "Felony Footlong" badge on his lunchbox.
November 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Defense says that the officer's testimony was "very questionable" because he said the sandwich both exploded in spray of mustard and onions and also landed in its wrapper on the ground.
November 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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“This case, ladies and gentleman of the jury, is about a sandwich.”

Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Matt Levine (@matt-levine.bsky.social) keeps writing about AI in precisely the same tone he wrote about crypto and NFTs.

"This is, you know. This is fine."

www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...
November 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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the "public as a thermostat" model is not just that there's a backlash to the party in power when they move policy too far from the median voter—it's also that the backlash is proportional to the amount policy is moved. last night's election results fit in that model, and suggest a swing in 2026 too
November 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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MAMDANI: "I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life, but let tonight be the last time I utter his name ...."
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
How Newsom and allies delivered a redistricting counterpunch against Trump

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
How Newsom and allies delivered a redistricting counterpunch against Trump
The Democratic victory marks a concrete rebuttal to the president’s political agenda less than a year into his second term.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM