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🚨JAKE🚨MIDDLETON🚨GOAL🚨
January 4, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Happy new year. Let the suffering commence.
January 3, 2026 at 5:01 PM
January 2, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Getting ready to brave the horseshit roads to take a kid to a hockey game.

"Getting ready" here refers to there being a huge pot of red beans going so there's dinner ready if we make it home.
December 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
LOL Wild are fun
December 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Three pop tarts will die today at Bowlgotha

The one in the middle is your savior
December 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Big reveal of these Xmas football games is Snoop and Nate Burleson have the same tailor.
December 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Hell yeah
December 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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“you gotta go sell this to plankton for half off” was the killshot
TikTok thread time

“You made AI slop in real life!”
December 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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New card drawing of [REDACTED]
December 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The Wild are going to score 10 on somebody this year.
December 19, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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To be clear I don’t want to actually *be* smarter than people, I just want to feel smarter than them with surface level buzz words and an unearned sense of smug obviousness. Got anything like that?

Guy who came up with podcasts: oh my god dude
December 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Surprised *how* this happened, not *that* it did, necessarily.

Still, I wonder:
December 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
It sucks that's there's now a shortage of absolute sweeties in Russia because they all play for the Wild now.
Yurov on Tarasenko passing to him after going between his legs and already having 2 goals: "I told him thank you. I would like that he to do hat trick, but next time."

Such a likeable kid
December 17, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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Les Edwards
December 15, 2024 at 11:24 PM
lol wild are fun
December 17, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Mood [aspirational]
December 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Breaking: podcasts I listen to putting video versions I don't watch next to the tv shows and movies I don't watch on Netflix.
December 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Brucio breaking news we're back
MLS news: in 2027 Minnesota United will definitely be in a new division with Chicago, St Louis, Kansas City, Cincinnati and Columbus

who knows when this will be officially announced but I got my info from 2 people inside the league today
December 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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When I'm testing the guardrails of the AI porn bot with the worst prompts I can think of
December 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Bakeries should all have a trap door that drops you into a furnace if your order is a dozen powdered sugar donuts.
December 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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as of this week it has officially been 18 years since an anonymous user uploaded this bizarre image of an opossum cornered in a baby grand piano to Wikimedia Commons
December 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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i have to assume her makeup artist saw this and immediately called an emergency summit with erika’s botox injector, her eyebrow waxer, her lash tech, and anyone else with access to this woman’s face to figure out who is to blame for letting her look so scary.
this is the cringiest shit I've ever seen
December 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I love that they found a more dungeon-like basement.
December 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM