Tom Bennett
@newmanstings.bsky.social
Pretender, Dreamweaver, "Croydons' Most Improved Tweeter 2017" #HouseOfTheDragon #AfterLife #LoveAndFriendship #PhoneShop #Rocketman #OFAHMusical Winkface emoji! Here for it!
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Geoffrey and Bungle from Rainbow, but they’re dancing to ‘Smack My Bitch Up’ by The Prodigy.
February 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Geoffrey and Bungle from Rainbow, but they’re dancing to ‘Smack My Bitch Up’ by The Prodigy.
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I'm sorry - are we just allowed to set up companies that aren't legally affordable? What are you? Thames Water? If you can't pay for what you use, you don't get to use it. You get to make money off the back of the work of people whom you don't pay? Get absolutely fucked. Go disrupt your own anus.
OpenAI is begging the British Parliament to allow it to use copyrighted works because it's supposedly "impossible" for the company to train its artificial intelligence models — and continue growing its multi-billion-dollar business — without them. futurism.com/the-byte/ope...
OpenAI Pleads That It Can’t Make Money Without Using Copyrighted Materials for Free
OpenAI is begging Parliament to allow it to use copyrighted works because it's "impossible" for the company to make money without them.
futurism.com
December 19, 2024 at 1:51 PM
I'm sorry - are we just allowed to set up companies that aren't legally affordable? What are you? Thames Water? If you can't pay for what you use, you don't get to use it. You get to make money off the back of the work of people whom you don't pay? Get absolutely fucked. Go disrupt your own anus.
December 20, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Guys, if you move quickly Sainsbury’s has still got some ice left!
November 28, 2024 at 10:43 AM
Guys, if you move quickly Sainsbury’s has still got some ice left!
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Sneaking back to X for a quick look around
November 19, 2024 at 8:52 AM
Sneaking back to X for a quick look around
We doin’ Nudes in Bio here yet?
November 18, 2024 at 11:12 PM
We doin’ Nudes in Bio here yet?
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Yes!!!! AP BIO (all 4 seasons!) is streaming on Netflix!!!
November 17, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Yes!!!! AP BIO (all 4 seasons!) is streaming on Netflix!!!
London Comicon was HUUUUUUUGE! #HouseOfTheDragon #PhoneShop
November 16, 2024 at 9:49 PM
London Comicon was HUUUUUUUGE! #HouseOfTheDragon #PhoneShop
Bluesky: Where people go to repost their greatest hits from Twitter!
November 14, 2024 at 9:14 AM
Bluesky: Where people go to repost their greatest hits from Twitter!
PhoneShop is 15 years old today! Fuuuuck, Newman a Oldman innit?
November 13, 2024 at 10:47 PM
PhoneShop is 15 years old today! Fuuuuck, Newman a Oldman innit?
Congratulations to my mum for winning this years Turner Prize by thinking our chopping board was an oven tray!
November 2, 2023 at 1:35 PM
Congratulations to my mum for winning this years Turner Prize by thinking our chopping board was an oven tray!
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I’m an expert in shutting the fuck up about breaking news stories that I know nothing about. More people should try it.
October 22, 2023 at 8:17 PM
I’m an expert in shutting the fuck up about breaking news stories that I know nothing about. More people should try it.
I joke about “Doctors” a lot but it being cancelled is incredibly sad news. It was a training ground for anyone & everyone wanting to earn their stripes! I played a comedy sex pest caretaker, a teacher who saw a dead twin & a romantic who had Elton John lyrics as his inner monologue! Good times!
October 18, 2023 at 5:30 PM
I joke about “Doctors” a lot but it being cancelled is incredibly sad news. It was a training ground for anyone & everyone wanting to earn their stripes! I played a comedy sex pest caretaker, a teacher who saw a dead twin & a romantic who had Elton John lyrics as his inner monologue! Good times!
I caan’t do dis right now!
October 18, 2023 at 5:06 PM
I caan’t do dis right now!
Do we have a what’s trending button here?
October 17, 2023 at 5:16 PM
Do we have a what’s trending button here?
John Wick walked so John Wick 4 could run up those stairs!
October 15, 2023 at 9:35 PM
John Wick walked so John Wick 4 could run up those stairs!
Guess I should do some tweets now I’m here eh?
October 13, 2023 at 8:26 AM
Guess I should do some tweets now I’m here eh?
Clearly not enough PhoneShop content here yet!
October 11, 2023 at 9:29 PM
Clearly not enough PhoneShop content here yet!