Michael Neuschwander
@neusch.bsky.social
According to a Planned Parenthood protester, I'm effeminate, not a man, and led astray by the feminist agenda.
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@mylittlebloggie.bsky.social We've had the camper up in our yard, but it's never left the compound. I pre-apologize if I pepper you with questions today!
June 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
@mylittlebloggie.bsky.social We've had the camper up in our yard, but it's never left the compound. I pre-apologize if I pepper you with questions today!
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"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school
April 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school
@pueblowaltz.bsky.social Hey, how's it going?
March 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
@pueblowaltz.bsky.social Hey, how's it going?
So, @aarongleeman.bsky.social , is Twins TV filmed with iPhones held with one hand?
March 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
So, @aarongleeman.bsky.social , is Twins TV filmed with iPhones held with one hand?
JFC, TwinsTV off to a shaky start!
March 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
JFC, TwinsTV off to a shaky start!
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"North Carolina senator Thom Tillis told people that the FBI warned him about ‘credible death threats’ when he was considering voting against Pete Hegseth’s nomination for defense secretary."
“They’re Scared Shitless”: The Threat of Political Violence Informing Trump’s Grip on Congress
With the president smashing norm after norm, even lawmakers within his party have feared for their personal safety, and at least one has told confidants that it has swayed his decision-making.
www.vanityfair.com
February 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
"North Carolina senator Thom Tillis told people that the FBI warned him about ‘credible death threats’ when he was considering voting against Pete Hegseth’s nomination for defense secretary."
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Stephen Miller Enraged After Discovering Cantaloupe He’s Fucking From Mexico
February 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Stephen Miller Enraged After Discovering Cantaloupe He’s Fucking From Mexico
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For those saying it wasn't a Nazi salute.
Keep posting it. Keep sharing it.
Keep posting it. Keep sharing it.
January 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
For those saying it wasn't a Nazi salute.
Keep posting it. Keep sharing it.
Keep posting it. Keep sharing it.
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Anyone got the Lee Greenwood setlist from last night? Wanna see if he played "God Bless the USA."
January 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Anyone got the Lee Greenwood setlist from last night? Wanna see if he played "God Bless the USA."
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Outraged by Jan 6, he spent two years getting inside the top ranks of militias like the Oath Keepers. He was stunningly successful. He penetrated a new generation of militia leaders, which included doctors, cops & government attorneys.
This is his story. www.propublica.org/article/ap3-...
This is his story. www.propublica.org/article/ap3-...
A Mole Infiltrated the Highest Ranks of American Militias. This Is What He Found.
Outraged by the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, a wilderness survival trainer spent years undercover climbing the ranks of right-wing militias. He didn’t tell police or the FBI. He didn’t tell family or friends....
www.propublica.org
January 4, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Outraged by Jan 6, he spent two years getting inside the top ranks of militias like the Oath Keepers. He was stunningly successful. He penetrated a new generation of militia leaders, which included doctors, cops & government attorneys.
This is his story. www.propublica.org/article/ap3-...
This is his story. www.propublica.org/article/ap3-...
In honor of the big Gophers Mayo Bowl win, my mayo and mayo adjacent top 5.
1. Kewpie (MSG version)
2. Duke's
3. Hellmann's
4. Miracle Whip
5. Kraft
#CondimentKingMN
1. Kewpie (MSG version)
2. Duke's
3. Hellmann's
4. Miracle Whip
5. Kraft
#CondimentKingMN
January 4, 2025 at 4:45 AM
In honor of the big Gophers Mayo Bowl win, my mayo and mayo adjacent top 5.
1. Kewpie (MSG version)
2. Duke's
3. Hellmann's
4. Miracle Whip
5. Kraft
#CondimentKingMN
1. Kewpie (MSG version)
2. Duke's
3. Hellmann's
4. Miracle Whip
5. Kraft
#CondimentKingMN
I cannot imagine consuming Born in the USA, The Barbie Movie, Wicked, and thinking, "Yeah, but we have Rob Schneider and fucking Gutfeld."
January 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I cannot imagine consuming Born in the USA, The Barbie Movie, Wicked, and thinking, "Yeah, but we have Rob Schneider and fucking Gutfeld."
To be fair, if I was ever to become President, I'd ship all of my shittiest and most annoying relatives off to become ambassadors all over the world.
December 11, 2024 at 3:43 AM
To be fair, if I was ever to become President, I'd ship all of my shittiest and most annoying relatives off to become ambassadors all over the world.
This is how I half-ass look for morels before finally just buying an ounce for $50 at Kowalski's.
They’re searching really hard!
This Fox segment on the search for the shooter is incredible. Look at how the NYPD searches Central Park lol
December 9, 2024 at 4:52 AM
This is how I half-ass look for morels before finally just buying an ounce for $50 at Kowalski's.
@lebatardshow.bsky.social What's happening at Syracuse?
November 30, 2024 at 11:15 PM
@lebatardshow.bsky.social What's happening at Syracuse?
There have been murmurings, but it is now official. 2024 Condiment of the Year: Jellied Cranberry Sauce. #CondimentKingMN
November 30, 2024 at 5:20 PM
There have been murmurings, but it is now official. 2024 Condiment of the Year: Jellied Cranberry Sauce. #CondimentKingMN
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Would like to know how Santa (rural white geriatric male with a Duck Dynasty beard and a small business) voted before I let him in the house
November 30, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Would like to know how Santa (rural white geriatric male with a Duck Dynasty beard and a small business) voted before I let him in the house
@johnbonnes.bsky.social Canned cranberry is not a side, it's a condiment for turkey, and is fantastic as such.
November 25, 2024 at 1:56 AM
@johnbonnes.bsky.social Canned cranberry is not a side, it's a condiment for turkey, and is fantastic as such.
Only thing I'll miss about the dead platform, my DayBurger and CondimentMN accounts. Last 5 condiments of the year.
2023: ZZQ Fry Sauce, ZZQ in Eagan
2022: Culver's Signature Sauce
2021: Tie: Kewpie/Duke's Mayo
2020: Heinz Ketchup (Veterans Committee)
2019: Finger Lickin' Good Sauce, KFC
2023: ZZQ Fry Sauce, ZZQ in Eagan
2022: Culver's Signature Sauce
2021: Tie: Kewpie/Duke's Mayo
2020: Heinz Ketchup (Veterans Committee)
2019: Finger Lickin' Good Sauce, KFC
November 20, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Only thing I'll miss about the dead platform, my DayBurger and CondimentMN accounts. Last 5 condiments of the year.
2023: ZZQ Fry Sauce, ZZQ in Eagan
2022: Culver's Signature Sauce
2021: Tie: Kewpie/Duke's Mayo
2020: Heinz Ketchup (Veterans Committee)
2019: Finger Lickin' Good Sauce, KFC
2023: ZZQ Fry Sauce, ZZQ in Eagan
2022: Culver's Signature Sauce
2021: Tie: Kewpie/Duke's Mayo
2020: Heinz Ketchup (Veterans Committee)
2019: Finger Lickin' Good Sauce, KFC
This will probably play better on Bluesky than it did on FB with some of my up north relatives!
November 16, 2024 at 5:38 PM
This will probably play better on Bluesky than it did on FB with some of my up north relatives!
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This time around, the Kennedys are assassinating us.
November 14, 2024 at 9:36 PM
This time around, the Kennedys are assassinating us.
Now that we are replacing Twitter, how about FB, which is even worse for shoving bullshit down our throats?
November 15, 2024 at 6:08 AM
Now that we are replacing Twitter, how about FB, which is even worse for shoving bullshit down our throats?