Michael Neuschwander
@neusch.bsky.social
According to a Planned Parenthood protester, I'm effeminate, not a man, and led astray by the feminist agenda.
The daily dilemma. Virtue vs fuck that.
September 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The daily dilemma. Virtue vs fuck that.
Foremost expert of fucking up a name.
August 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Foremost expert of fucking up a name.
I'm a Catholic who sometimes escorts at Planned Parenthood. Those weirdos aren't ever going to get it.
August 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I'm a Catholic who sometimes escorts at Planned Parenthood. Those weirdos aren't ever going to get it.
Stop staring at me.
August 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Stop staring at me.
I have one and they blow by it like it's a Steve Liddle stop sign.
July 8, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I have one and they blow by it like it's a Steve Liddle stop sign.
YES! It's like a sing-along song, but nobody can sing-along to it.
June 5, 2025 at 4:48 AM
YES! It's like a sing-along song, but nobody can sing-along to it.
You've done the Lord's work. I looked and looked. So what is this? AI, royalty free, just crap? It seems like something I'd like, but I don't. I think by August it will drive us all to madness.
June 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
You've done the Lord's work. I looked and looked. So what is this? AI, royalty free, just crap? It seems like something I'd like, but I don't. I think by August it will drive us all to madness.
It's the worst kind of ear worm. I start singing it in my head multiple times per day, but don't know any of the words. So I'm just thinking ba, ba baa.
June 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
It's the worst kind of ear worm. I start singing it in my head multiple times per day, but don't know any of the words. So I'm just thinking ba, ba baa.
I volunteered at Planned Parenthood today, NOT expecting how shitty it would be. The assholes still made it out though!
April 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I volunteered at Planned Parenthood today, NOT expecting how shitty it would be. The assholes still made it out though!
Maybe a Bluesky section?
April 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Maybe a Bluesky section?
You have me...oh shit, I'm 50.
April 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
You have me...oh shit, I'm 50.
This is why you have to have at least one car fry so as to give a proper review.
March 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
This is why you have to have at least one car fry so as to give a proper review.
While I was out there, should have called Musk a beta cuck.
March 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
While I was out there, should have called Musk a beta cuck.
I actually went back to Twitter for the first time in months to MFer the Twins and MLB.
March 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I actually went back to Twitter for the first time in months to MFer the Twins and MLB.
I apparently had two accounts. The $199 one and a $149 one. No idea where that came from. I said fuck it, cancel everything, now it's working. They have a slick operation cooking!
March 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I apparently had two accounts. The $199 one and a $149 one. No idea where that came from. I said fuck it, cancel everything, now it's working. They have a slick operation cooking!
The blackouts were better for you!
March 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The blackouts were better for you!
Confirmed, paid $199.99 on March 11, now I'm logged in and says I need to pay to upgrade.
March 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Confirmed, paid $199.99 on March 11, now I'm logged in and says I need to pay to upgrade.
I subscribed a month ago. If we don't get opening day, I want the whole thing back. How can they fuck EVERYTHING up so badly?
March 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I subscribed a month ago. If we don't get opening day, I want the whole thing back. How can they fuck EVERYTHING up so badly?