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This is my son. Everybody look at him.
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February 2, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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wizard interview
February 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Who even emails like this? This reads like drunk texts. They can't even just text each other like normal people.
February 2, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Just saw an ad where Poilievre said that in one year, food, energy, and housing costs have "doubled".

Does this man know what the word "doubled" means?
February 1, 2026 at 9:17 PM
What is he doing
February 1, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Was... was that the end of the conversation?
January 31, 2026 at 8:48 AM
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January 28, 2026 at 8:14 AM
We really need to bring back these low-expletive high-burn insults
January 29, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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genuinely that one story about a lady breaking a guy's smart glasses because he wouldn't stop filming her is really the only one you need to know about smart glasses.

I love that lady.
January 29, 2026 at 9:52 PM
The queen has blessed us
January 29, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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TRAILER | Dillin's 100 episode special.

On February 5th, 2024, @superdillin.bsky.social took over the One Shot Podcast as the new host.
On February 5th, 2026, we will release their 100th episode as the host of One Shot.

Watch the trailer here.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOmJ...
TRAILER | Dillin's 100 Episode Special
YouTube video by ONE SHOT Podcast Network
www.youtube.com
January 29, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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A little tied up? Do you want to be? I can help with that

Fill out here for a comm: ko-fi.com/c/191ea5ce34
January 26, 2026 at 10:26 PM
mmkk
January 27, 2026 at 10:40 AM
le sleeby croissant
January 27, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Is the motorised automobile you're advocating farmers and contractors have for commercial use or not? Make up your mind.
January 27, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Oh, it's for work? No problem. Make this class of vehicle require a commercial licence with all commensurate fees, mandatory business liability insurance, and retesting schedules.
January 27, 2026 at 9:34 AM
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A thing I think I see playing out is that conservative men want women's labour reserved to them. That's the tradwife. If women turn that labour outwards to the community or to other women, that's a threat to them. It denies those men the labour they need to remain in comfort and power.
January 26, 2026 at 4:57 AM
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is the cure for male loneliness showing up early and setting up chairs?
A lot of the Male Loneliness Epidemic can be traced back to the fact that most cis dudes don’t participate in communal logistics.
I think @sarahjeong.bsky.social said it's because they devalue women's labor and a LOT of this Scary Logistics stuff comes from people who don't understand that basically all of the civic life they enjoy is created with the help of free labor, largely by women.
January 26, 2026 at 4:02 AM
If you do, please make sure you do it in a way that doesn't give JKR money, because she is every awful thing you've heard she is. Thank you.
January 27, 2026 at 9:07 AM
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everyone is dunking all over this and they are right to for obvious reasons. but i just think that equating harry potter with liberalism is absolutely bang-on analysis
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com

Younger generations “have fallen out of love with Harry Potter because they have fallen out of love with the worldview the series represents,” writes Louise Perry. “Which is to say that young people have fallen out of love with liberalism.”
Opinion | Why Gen Z Doesn’t Love ‘Harry Potter’
The wizarding worldview is naïve.
nyti.ms
January 27, 2026 at 7:49 AM
I'm tearing my hair out because YES. They're so close to getting it right for once and yet soooo far from understanding why it's right 😂
January 27, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Hell, Gen Zs are the teachers in the classroom now.
January 27, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Psst, Gen Zs are ages 14-29 :P
January 27, 2026 at 8:50 AM
I don't subscribe to your bootlicker rag so I can't confirm if by "liberalism" the writer means "fake middle class white people sympathy", but if they did, then they've got it 👉👉
January 27, 2026 at 8:48 AM