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If you can't summon fire directly from Hell, storebought is fine. | A poorly put together IKEA cabinet | (they/他/她) | 🇨🇦
He likes to tail-hug me when I'm on the toilet
December 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Needy
November 22, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Get petted, idiot
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
It's raining a lot today
November 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
November 16, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Yaaaaa that's the ticket
November 15, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Somebody found his comfy spot and is sleeby about it
November 15, 2025 at 11:35 AM
November 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
*looks*

Yep, same picture.

bsky.app/profile/jort...
October 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I thought that was a mangosteen
October 22, 2025 at 7:46 AM
lol in all my years on Twitter and Bluesky, I've never seen someone get ratioed THIS hard
October 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I love item descriptions like this
October 7, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Oh no, the pay rate for this "award-winning" zine is right at the top of the page :P
October 4, 2025 at 12:05 PM
If you never sent them your personal info, then they don't have it. And you should NOT now volunteer it just so you MIGHT get to sue them later if data gets leaked again. Basically just never let Discord staff have your personal info.

The whole thing is because of this:
October 4, 2025 at 9:23 AM
No no, to Ghost Rider-ify a vehicle means the points of motion (usually wheels) on that vehicle go on (hell)fire and then it's supernaturally fast and/or cool. See:
October 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It gets even "better".

I'm sorry?? What??
October 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Mmmmhmm. "Layouts".
October 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
It's okay, @merriam-webster.com supports our creaturetude.
September 27, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I just changed my pledge from the PDF bundle level (because international shipping sucks) to the physical bundle, because the Homecoming cards look so beautiful and I can't imagine not touching them with my flesh hands, even if I have to pay the cost of the bundle over again in shipping and customs.
September 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Thanks to Bri for drawing the girliest character I've ever played, who deserves to be a magical girl.

Her name is, nevertheless, Izzo Slughorker, because goblins.
September 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
He won't stop swan-diving off the bed so this is where this pillow lives now I GUESS
September 25, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I got the anaemic old man steps for the bed.

I managed to get him to come up the steps with treats and I was like yay you did it!

And then I watched as this absolute dumbass jumped down FROM THE BED TO THE FLOOR, ONCE AGAIN SLAMMING HIMSELF BODILY INTO THE CLOSET DOOR
September 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I have a regular ol'softcat and he's the same 😔
September 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Ok
September 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
This little man is SO SLEEBY but he insists on following me around the apartment and staring at me.
September 24, 2025 at 5:26 AM