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@nepenthe.bsky.social
If you can't summon fire directly from Hell, storebought is fine. | A poorly put together IKEA cabinet | (they/他/她) | 🇨🇦
Wow, that's so much tackier than the other photo suggested.
December 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 12:13 PM
These "refugees" keep getting kicked out because they didn't think they needed to pass a language test to stay in Russia lol. "Speak English!" goes for other countries too, I guess.
December 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Oh the wanking signal is on
December 1, 2025 at 12:28 PM
It's flu season
November 30, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Plus ça change
November 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
You'd give the poor innocent cat a tummyache.
November 30, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I bet they don't even save their projects with names that are just random keysmashes
November 30, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Damn, they'll have to take my Canadian card. Can't believe I'm almost 2% behind. bsky.app/profile/prof...
@nepenthe.bsky.social has swears! They've used 66 profanities in their last 610 posts.

🥇 "fucking" (12 times)
🥈 "hell" (8 times)
🥉 "shit" (7 times)
November 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I feel like you and @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social might have a lot to talk about
To be fair I've never found a *complete* skeleton.
I'm amazed, sometimes, at the depths of which your gardening adventures have inured me to phrases like 'yet another skeleton'.
November 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
If the times when I tried to ask the Meta AI about where a feature in one of their apps is are of any indication, it hallucinated instructions for buttons that don't even exist.
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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When I see something simple like a basic tool or website I liked suddenly integrate AI I immediately dislike the product
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 AM
It's Skyjacks!
November 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Aw yeah I love vido gams
November 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
This seems like a tradition for which the modern city-dwelling human would be utterly unfit.
November 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Like grandpa's eyebrow
November 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM