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And just like that and without any fanfare … Neither Fish Nor Foul is open for submissions. Closes 1 March 2026 or when 150 subs reached. 100-500 words, no theme.

Likely will take a while to respond this time - up to 90 days. Agonising, sorry.

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Someone sent me a story over 21k words. I ... well, first of all I won't be reading it. Secondly - lads, lads. Read the submission call or at least glance at a past issue. Unless you enjoy being rejected, I guess. Each to their own 🤷
February 5, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Another acceptance today. Such a privilege to read all the stories - including those I eventually decline. I enjoy them all and the quality of the writing is 🔥

Still room for one or two more ..

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Submissions — Neither Fish Nor Foul
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February 4, 2026 at 10:59 AM
You’ll find some more of Jupiter’s words in Issue 2 of Neither Fish Nor Foul. We bat well above our weight for a teeny tiny lit mag. Hoorah for @jupiterjonz.bsky.social
February 2, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Thank you to everyone who submitted thus far, it's been a treat to read your words. I now have seven great stories for Issue 6 and room for one or two more.

If you want a flavour of things that catch my eye have a look at the editor interview on Duotrope:

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Duotrope's Interview with Neither Fish Nor Foul
Read Duotrope's editor interview with Neither Fish Nor Foul to learn what they're looking for and gain more insight into this publication.
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January 28, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Tell you what, though, reading submissions is an absolute privilege. For a teeny tiny passion project NFNF gets such excellent stories submitted. Am swoony with delight for the forthcoming issue.

Still time to send me goosebumps.

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Submissions — Neither Fish Nor Foul
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January 26, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Have sent some emails, both acceptances & declines. Thank you to everyone who sent me something. Haven't read them all yet.

I have room and time to read more, if you have a 100-500 piece of deliciousness to send me

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January 21, 2026 at 11:31 AM
I've been reading submissions for Neither Fish Nor Foul this morning. Want to know what goes through my head as I do so? Interview with me here:

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Duotrope's Interview with Neither Fish Nor Foul
Read Duotrope's editor interview with Neither Fish Nor Foul to learn what they're looking for and gain more insight into this publication.
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January 20, 2026 at 12:04 PM
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This was my winning flash fiction piece published in Mslexia in December 2024. Sadly appropriate for the day
January 8, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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We love all our international frogs!! 🌍
January 8, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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"Life is a fucking roo and you’ve got to punch it in the dick before it knocks you out." - Sumitra Singam @pleomorphic2.bsky.social from "The Third Less-Hot Hemsworth mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
January 9, 2026 at 11:31 AM
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If you love science fiction, fantasy, and horror you MUST already subscribe to Locus Magazine... Right?

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link in bio!
January 7, 2026 at 4:57 AM
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Also, this story sparked a whole issue of @neitherfishnorfoul.com because everyone said it made them want to eat cake (issue 5, with recipes included in case the yearning gets too much)
January 6, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Massive congratulations to everyone on the list - especially to some of our particular friends whose joyful work you’ll find in our back issues
January 6, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Subs currently open for more unthemed #flash #flashfiction 100-500 words …
Feels like a good day to remind you of the kind of stories that tickle our fancy.

Last unthemed issue was this little beauty

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Issue Four — Neither Fish Nor Foul
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January 6, 2026 at 9:17 AM
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PEOPLES! We are BACK! Here's what's happening at WHQ in January 2026, plus an internet-friendly bullet point list of key changes:

⚡️ Write Alongs are now WEEKLY, alternating am and pm. Come along to check in with your project, say hi to the gang and write some words.
January 5, 2026 at 9:00 AM
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Is it toot your own flute Monday? It IS?! Splendid.

Immensely proud to have received this nomination from one of my dream journals for a story I am immensely proud to have written. Thank you @nffr.bsky.social
January 5, 2026 at 12:08 PM
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Submissions to our humor & satire site have reopened. www.mcsweeneys.net/pages/guidel...
Guidelines for McSweeney’s Internet Tendency Submissions - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
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January 5, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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And then there was Issue 5 - Cake. A good taster (see what I did there?) of the kind of thing we like

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Issue Five - Neither Fish Nor Foul: Cake — Neither Fish Nor Foul
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January 5, 2026 at 11:54 AM
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Goodness me, 35 submissions already! Am looking forward to reading them. And to reading those that haven’t arrived yet …
And just like that and without any fanfare … Neither Fish Nor Foul is open for submissions. Closes 1 March 2026 or when 150 subs reached. 100-500 words, no theme.

Likely will take a while to respond this time - up to 90 days. Agonising, sorry.

duotrope.com/duosuma/subm...
Neither Fish Nor Foul Submission Manager
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January 5, 2026 at 7:44 AM
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Feels like a good day to remind you of the kind of stories that tickle our fancy.

Last unthemed issue was this little beauty

www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issues/issue...
Issue Four — Neither Fish Nor Foul
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com
January 5, 2026 at 11:57 AM
And then there was Issue 5 - Cake. A good taster (see what I did there?) of the kind of thing we like

www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issues/issue...
Issue Five - Neither Fish Nor Foul: Cake — Neither Fish Nor Foul
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com
January 5, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Feels like a good day to remind you of the kind of stories that tickle our fancy.

Last unthemed issue was this little beauty

www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issues/issue...
Issue Four — Neither Fish Nor Foul
www.neitherfishnorfoul.com
January 5, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Goodness me, 35 submissions already! Am looking forward to reading them. And to reading those that haven’t arrived yet …
And just like that and without any fanfare … Neither Fish Nor Foul is open for submissions. Closes 1 March 2026 or when 150 subs reached. 100-500 words, no theme.

Likely will take a while to respond this time - up to 90 days. Agonising, sorry.

duotrope.com/duosuma/subm...
Neither Fish Nor Foul Submission Manager
Submit to Neither Fish Nor Foul. Powered by Duosuma: Duotrope's Submission Manager.
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January 5, 2026 at 7:44 AM