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Pissed off, opinionated, argumentative semi-sociopath
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#HeinekenUK announced today it's reducing the alcohol content of Foster's Lager 3.7% to 3.4% claiming this is to meet "demands for a more health-conscious lifestyle." No mention of the fortune it will save on duty! In Feb it also reduced the ABV of Sol to 3.4% while increasing Draught prices by 2.9%
November 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
#HeinekenUK announced today it's reducing the alcohol content of Foster's Lager 3.7% to 3.4% claiming this is to meet "demands for a more health-conscious lifestyle." No mention of the fortune it will save on duty! In Feb it also reduced the ABV of Sol to 3.4% while increasing Draught prices by 2.9%
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Well at least you know where the weak spot is.
October 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Well at least you know where the weak spot is.
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I have a very bad feeling about this...
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I have a very bad feeling about this...
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i took a british guy home and when i woke up all my artifacts were gone
December 13, 2023 at 2:47 PM
i took a british guy home and when i woke up all my artifacts were gone
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RIP Paul Daniel "Ace" Frehley
October 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
RIP Paul Daniel "Ace" Frehley
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Gemini: Sure, your life choices will ultimately be your undoing, but you’re the type of stubborn that makes Fate weep so there’s that.
October 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Gemini: Sure, your life choices will ultimately be your undoing, but you’re the type of stubborn that makes Fate weep so there’s that.
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Gemini: Sorry you didn’t get raptured. Jesus was going to bring you until 10,000 people signed a petition against it.
October 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Gemini: Sorry you didn’t get raptured. Jesus was going to bring you until 10,000 people signed a petition against it.
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What about those who supported the hanging of Pence?
September 18, 2025 at 9:05 AM
What about those who supported the hanging of Pence?
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If by "morning person" you mean I wake up at 4 am staring into the inky blackness imagining horrific outcomes, then yes, I'm a morning person.
November 13, 2024 at 5:17 PM
If by "morning person" you mean I wake up at 4 am staring into the inky blackness imagining horrific outcomes, then yes, I'm a morning person.
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why stop at carrot cake? here have some asparagus pudding you sick fuck
February 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
why stop at carrot cake? here have some asparagus pudding you sick fuck
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I thought I was a good person until my daughter asked "Would you step on a dog for 8 million dollars?"
August 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I thought I was a good person until my daughter asked "Would you step on a dog for 8 million dollars?"
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Do you have access to the EPSTEIN Files? Want to be inducted into the Whistleblower's Hall of Fame, be glorified in history as the Savior of Democracy & have an annual holiday named in your honor?
All of this can be yours if you simply: #LeakTheEPSTEIN-Files!*
*victim's names redacted, of course
All of this can be yours if you simply: #LeakTheEPSTEIN-Files!*
*victim's names redacted, of course
August 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Do you have access to the EPSTEIN Files? Want to be inducted into the Whistleblower's Hall of Fame, be glorified in history as the Savior of Democracy & have an annual holiday named in your honor?
All of this can be yours if you simply: #LeakTheEPSTEIN-Files!*
*victim's names redacted, of course
All of this can be yours if you simply: #LeakTheEPSTEIN-Files!*
*victim's names redacted, of course
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Just seen a guy unicycling across Great Junction Street which is good because it means we no longer hold the title of Leith’s most gentrifying twats.
August 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Just seen a guy unicycling across Great Junction Street which is good because it means we no longer hold the title of Leith’s most gentrifying twats.
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Tom Lehrer, the popular and erudite song satirist who lampooned marriage, politics, racism and the Cold War, then largely abandoned his music career to return to teaching math at Harvard and other universities, has died. He was 97. cnn.it/4mcSD5N
July 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Tom Lehrer, the popular and erudite song satirist who lampooned marriage, politics, racism and the Cold War, then largely abandoned his music career to return to teaching math at Harvard and other universities, has died. He was 97. cnn.it/4mcSD5N
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Gemini: If you believe in yourself, you can create the illusion that anything’s possible.
July 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Gemini: If you believe in yourself, you can create the illusion that anything’s possible.
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Hello?? That's because Trump is in the middle of it. He was the most prominent person who spent time with Ebstein. When Trump finally looked at the paperwork, he saw primarily Republican piece of shit rich friends in the mix that's why they're hiding it!! Doesn't take a genius.
July 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Hello?? That's because Trump is in the middle of it. He was the most prominent person who spent time with Ebstein. When Trump finally looked at the paperwork, he saw primarily Republican piece of shit rich friends in the mix that's why they're hiding it!! Doesn't take a genius.
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No sooner had the Romans built the aqueduct, craft brewers set up in every available arch.
Drop some Windows
July 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
No sooner had the Romans built the aqueduct, craft brewers set up in every available arch.
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Morning!
The shop is open today from 12 till 6 for park beers, garden beers, balcony beers, barbecue beers, watching the tennis beers, or sitting on the couch with the curtains closed beers.
The Southside will be the hottest place in the UK today apparently. Stay hydrated 🍻
The shop is open today from 12 till 6 for park beers, garden beers, balcony beers, barbecue beers, watching the tennis beers, or sitting on the couch with the curtains closed beers.
The Southside will be the hottest place in the UK today apparently. Stay hydrated 🍻
July 12, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Morning!
The shop is open today from 12 till 6 for park beers, garden beers, balcony beers, barbecue beers, watching the tennis beers, or sitting on the couch with the curtains closed beers.
The Southside will be the hottest place in the UK today apparently. Stay hydrated 🍻
The shop is open today from 12 till 6 for park beers, garden beers, balcony beers, barbecue beers, watching the tennis beers, or sitting on the couch with the curtains closed beers.
The Southside will be the hottest place in the UK today apparently. Stay hydrated 🍻
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This week's 'Worsdall Wednesday' finds Frank rueing the loss of Renfield Street United Presbyterian Church. Sold off by its shrinking congregation and demolished in 1965 for the Brutalist BhS store.
Pic/text: The City That Disappeared: Glasgow's Demolished Architecture by Frank Worsdall (1981)
Pic/text: The City That Disappeared: Glasgow's Demolished Architecture by Frank Worsdall (1981)
July 9, 2025 at 9:34 AM
This week's 'Worsdall Wednesday' finds Frank rueing the loss of Renfield Street United Presbyterian Church. Sold off by its shrinking congregation and demolished in 1965 for the Brutalist BhS store.
Pic/text: The City That Disappeared: Glasgow's Demolished Architecture by Frank Worsdall (1981)
Pic/text: The City That Disappeared: Glasgow's Demolished Architecture by Frank Worsdall (1981)
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Gemini: You'll find either love or wealth this week, but not both. So choose wisely you poor, lonely bastard.
June 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Gemini: You'll find either love or wealth this week, but not both. So choose wisely you poor, lonely bastard.
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Hello. We have a favour to ask. If you've been to Vessel and enjoyed it could you do us a massive solid and leave a TripAdvisor review? We're basically trying to trick tourists in to going. If you didn't enjoy it then please keep your views to yourself.
THE RUDDY BOOKING SYSTEM IS NOW RUDDY LIVE FOR EDINBURGH'S HOTTEST NEW RUDDY BAR!
vesselbars.co.uk
We should probably mention at this point that not only do we do food, but it's really, properly good. Better than you're expecting. Even if you're expecting really good food, it's better than that.
vesselbars.co.uk
We should probably mention at this point that not only do we do food, but it's really, properly good. Better than you're expecting. Even if you're expecting really good food, it's better than that.
June 18, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Hello. We have a favour to ask. If you've been to Vessel and enjoyed it could you do us a massive solid and leave a TripAdvisor review? We're basically trying to trick tourists in to going. If you didn't enjoy it then please keep your views to yourself.
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Trump is a frickin lunatic. We are so screwed.
June 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Trump is a frickin lunatic. We are so screwed.