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Nick
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Right Honourable Ne'er-do-well. In a long term situationship with a 2012 G37S Sedan. Hala Madrid y nada mas.
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As always I have zero time for blue sky big brains who cannot comprehend the concept of a joke. Block me now if cluelessly trying to shame people over dumb jokes is your kink. Thank you for your attention to this matter NAV
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DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:

"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Fascinating, actually
Griffin Johnson, a social media star with millions of followers across several platforms, is quickly becoming an influential figure in the horse racing industry.
How one influencer is bringing new energy to horse racing
Griffin Johnson, a social media star with millions of followers across several platforms, is quickly becoming a key figure in the industry.
ebx.sh
December 23, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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U whiny bitch you u should not be in charge of a Cub Scout troop
December 23, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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if this is you please seek help
December 23, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Morning Spew for Night Owls—Elise! Elise! Why? What happened?

And other links to start your holiday week.
Elise We’ll Have the Memories
And other links to start this holiday week.
hellgatenyc.com
December 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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tbh the first Philip Rivers game did not exactly convince me that Philip Rivers is safe from Getting Snapped In Half By NFL Players, I am still scared for him
December 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Fair use.
December 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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I splurge on some jamon iberico at Christmas because it’s my favorite. I am of the firm belief that no dog should leave this earth ignorant of what the finest ham tastes like
December 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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You like mustard? The gas that killed thousands in the Great War?
December 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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A *battleship*? It's 2025. Give me a fucking break
December 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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60 Minutes Inside CECOT segment
December 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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1) Ok, so as promised yesterday, ( and hoping my internet connection stabilizes) , a thread on fashion history, art history, personal history, and some sewing thrown in about probably my favorite Renaissance fashion pants style, #PLUDERHOSE!
December 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The question “why is Missouri?” just lost its only reasonable answer
December 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Helmut Marko has been terminated as a director of Red Bull Racing, effective 19th of December.

Alistair Rew has been appointed as a director of the #F1 team, alongside Laurent Mekies.
December 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
RIP but honestly that job probably could’ve supported a family for the past couple decades
December 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
So Joe was at Epstein Island too then
Scarborough: "Trump is not on Epstein's list. There's nothing in there really damning about Trump or Bill Clinton. So one of the great mysteries is not what Trump's hiding, it's why if he's not in the files - which all the reporting says he's not - why is he so obsessed on blocking access to them?"
December 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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14yo drew this ornament depicting “Genghis Khan up in da clurb” and every time I see it on the fridge it reminds me of the song “Genghis Khan” by Miike Snow, an underrated all-time banger with an equally awesome video.

youtu.be/P_SlAzsXa7E?...
December 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Tik tok…
December 22, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.
December 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Amazing
December 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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THERAPIST: It’s normal to go through the stages of grief

ERIKA KIRK: Get on stages for my grief?

THERAPIST: No no I sai-

ERIKA KIRK: Yeah I’ll take it from here
December 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Feel like that’s not what you tell the newspaper if you didn’t say anything that would reasonably provoke someone to punch you in the face but that’s just me
"My words don't matter," the Lions fan told Freep... come on, now
December 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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WOW
HOLY CAR SPOT! A C307 Focus RS! In Texas?!? This is the first time I've ever seen one! The overrun pops sounded INSANE #weirdcarbs #carbluesky
December 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
This racist clown is currently living under his 3rd or 4th name and identity. So real, bro.
JD Vance: "Jasmine Crockett, the record speaks for itself. She wants to be a senator, though her street girl persona is about as real as her nails."
December 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM