Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Doyle will call plays in Baltimore on Jesse Minter’s staff.
otherwise ready to roll with the current rotation, damn the projections. we got two aces in Bradish and Rogers don’t @ me
otherwise ready to roll with the current rotation, damn the projections. we got two aces in Bradish and Rogers don’t @ me
2B-1B
Debut: 2013 - Retired: 2023
BAL - MIL - MIN - DET
2B-1B
Debut: 2013 - Retired: 2023
BAL - MIL - MIN - DET
gordonmcguinness.substack.com/p/jesse-mint...
gordonmcguinness.substack.com/p/jesse-mint...
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
I’m glad Miami fans can get back to their regular passion - making Kalshi bets about the outcome of HR complaints leveled against them
I’m glad Miami fans can get back to their regular passion - making Kalshi bets about the outcome of HR complaints leveled against them
SMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOCCKKKIN!!!!
SMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOCCKKKIN!!!!