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Blue Diamond Band (natocoles.com). Twin Cities. Go Brewers and, if not in contradiction with the prior clause, Twins! Go Timberwolves! Comida de la frontera. Good beer. Tortilla Flat, The Soul Of Baseball, Blood Meridian. Be Excellent To Each Other.
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that’s nfl players for you. week after week, making it all happen. they can really put on a show
September 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
that’s nfl players for you. week after week, making it all happen. they can really put on a show
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Draft of the recap for the Guardians game in tomorrow's newsletter.
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September 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Draft of the recap for the Guardians game in tomorrow's newsletter.
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If Nick Castellanos homers this weekend he is absolutely dead or in a coma
August 30, 2025 at 6:03 AM
If Nick Castellanos homers this weekend he is absolutely dead or in a coma
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They'll never admit it, but I bet the Conclave's final vote wasn't even close. Probably 25 or 6 to 4
May 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
They'll never admit it, but I bet the Conclave's final vote wasn't even close. Probably 25 or 6 to 4
"Ok, tell me, my friendtz: who'd win da game. Coach Ditka, or... POPE Ditka? Ah ah ah but dere's a catch: Ditka gets da 85-86 Bears, and Pope Ditka gets a team of football playing angels!"
May 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
"Ok, tell me, my friendtz: who'd win da game. Coach Ditka, or... POPE Ditka? Ah ah ah but dere's a catch: Ditka gets da 85-86 Bears, and Pope Ditka gets a team of football playing angels!"
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"Chicago Pope" is like a 1994 SNL sketch. Airs at 12:20am, the only gag is that Chris Farley has a mustache and is doing a big accent. David Spade and the guest host (Joe Mantegna) keep breaking during it.
May 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
"Chicago Pope" is like a 1994 SNL sketch. Airs at 12:20am, the only gag is that Chris Farley has a mustache and is doing a big accent. David Spade and the guest host (Joe Mantegna) keep breaking during it.
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Last night the national anthems of both the United States and Japan were performed on a piano that was wheeled out onto the field. I’ve been to thousands (?) of sporting events in my life and have never seen an anthem done this before. It was so moving, simple, and spectacular.
March 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Last night the national anthems of both the United States and Japan were performed on a piano that was wheeled out onto the field. I’ve been to thousands (?) of sporting events in my life and have never seen an anthem done this before. It was so moving, simple, and spectacular.
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Musk is pouring $1.5 million into Wisconsin’s upcoming Supreme Court race.
February 20, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Musk is pouring $1.5 million into Wisconsin’s upcoming Supreme Court race.
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If you see Merrick Garland walking along the sidewalk today help him onto a patch of ice.
February 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
If you see Merrick Garland walking along the sidewalk today help him onto a patch of ice.
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Nato Coles and the Blue Diamond Band at Subterranean as part of Windy City Sound Clash II in Chicago, IL. 05/29/2010. flic.kr/p/86XKTm
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February 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Nato Coles and the Blue Diamond Band at Subterranean as part of Windy City Sound Clash II in Chicago, IL. 05/29/2010. flic.kr/p/86XKTm
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Last weekend: *all the horses run away*
Schumer today: we are joining together to push legislation which will prevent all our horses from escaping the barn...we call it the "close the barn door" bill
Schumer today: we are joining together to push legislation which will prevent all our horses from escaping the barn...we call it the "close the barn door" bill
Schumer: "Today Leader Jeffries and I are joining together to push legislation to prevent unlawful meddling in the Treasury Department's payment systems and protect Americans across the country ... we call our legislation, 'stop the steal'"
February 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Last weekend: *all the horses run away*
Schumer today: we are joining together to push legislation which will prevent all our horses from escaping the barn...we call it the "close the barn door" bill
Schumer today: we are joining together to push legislation which will prevent all our horses from escaping the barn...we call it the "close the barn door" bill
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The men carrying out Musk's coup are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran.
Make them famous. And, eventually, when possible, arrest them and charge them with multiple felonies. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
Make them famous. And, eventually, when possible, arrest them and charge them with multiple felonies. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
The Young, Inexperienced Engineers Aiding Elon Musk's Government Takeover
Engineers between 19 and 24, most linked to Musk’s companies, are playing a key role as he seizes control of federal infrastructure.
www.wired.com
February 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The men carrying out Musk's coup are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran.
Make them famous. And, eventually, when possible, arrest them and charge them with multiple felonies. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
Make them famous. And, eventually, when possible, arrest them and charge them with multiple felonies. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
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the discourse
January 31, 2025 at 12:58 AM
the discourse
“No cheating, your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.”
Oh no. Oh, no no no…
Oh no. Oh, no no no…
January 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
“No cheating, your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.”
Oh no. Oh, no no no…
Oh no. Oh, no no no…
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One concrete action you can take to support trans rights if you are a person of public interest like, say, an author, an actor, an athlete, or a musician, is to simply tell the New York Times you won’t talk to them due to their reprehensible and consistent platforming of modern Nazis.
January 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
One concrete action you can take to support trans rights if you are a person of public interest like, say, an author, an actor, an athlete, or a musician, is to simply tell the New York Times you won’t talk to them due to their reprehensible and consistent platforming of modern Nazis.
Scrotus from the movie Furiosa: a Mad Max Saga looks like a post-apocalyptic dril, or
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January 28, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Scrotus from the movie Furiosa: a Mad Max Saga looks like a post-apocalyptic dril, or
wint, whichever one prefers @dril.bsky.social
wint, whichever one prefers @dril.bsky.social
MLB fans mad about the Dodgers: A salary cap will provide parity amongst teams in baseball!
NFL fans: (a few seconds of silence, then) …you don’t get to watch the super bowl at my house this year
NFL fans: (a few seconds of silence, then) …you don’t get to watch the super bowl at my house this year
January 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
MLB fans mad about the Dodgers: A salary cap will provide parity amongst teams in baseball!
NFL fans: (a few seconds of silence, then) …you don’t get to watch the super bowl at my house this year
NFL fans: (a few seconds of silence, then) …you don’t get to watch the super bowl at my house this year
Going down internet rabbit holes about Robert Palmer and, alternately, The Roches. Robert Palmer covered "New Day Rising" and "Girl U Want." Suzzy Roche is married to Loudon Wainwright III. Also, Robert Fripp of King Crimson produced the first Roches album. How's your Monday going?
January 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Going down internet rabbit holes about Robert Palmer and, alternately, The Roches. Robert Palmer covered "New Day Rising" and "Girl U Want." Suzzy Roche is married to Loudon Wainwright III. Also, Robert Fripp of King Crimson produced the first Roches album. How's your Monday going?
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For everyone calling for a cap in Major League Baseball, this will be the fifth time in six years that the Chiefs are in the Super Bowl.
January 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
For everyone calling for a cap in Major League Baseball, this will be the fifth time in six years that the Chiefs are in the Super Bowl.
As good as anything he’s written.
“I can’t remember what it was I came here to get away from.”
“I can’t remember what it was I came here to get away from.”
Well, my sense of humanity has gone down the drain
Behind every beautiful thing, there's been some kind of pain
She wrote me a letter, and she wrote it so kind
I just don't see why I should even care
It's not dark yet, but it's gettin' there
Not Dark Yet - Bob Dylan
youtu.be/FJ1bzKISLBw?...
Behind every beautiful thing, there's been some kind of pain
She wrote me a letter, and she wrote it so kind
I just don't see why I should even care
It's not dark yet, but it's gettin' there
Not Dark Yet - Bob Dylan
youtu.be/FJ1bzKISLBw?...
Not Dark Yet
YouTube video by Bob Dylan - Topic
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January 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
As good as anything he’s written.
“I can’t remember what it was I came here to get away from.”
“I can’t remember what it was I came here to get away from.”
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While some are saying "Go Chiefs" or "Go Eagles" I'm saying "Go Kevin Hart doing 'the cabbage patch' with a comically serious look on his face in an ad for a neural implant that lets you play parlays and props."
January 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
While some are saying "Go Chiefs" or "Go Eagles" I'm saying "Go Kevin Hart doing 'the cabbage patch' with a comically serious look on his face in an ad for a neural implant that lets you play parlays and props."
"Born to Runner-Up!"
January 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"Born to Runner-Up!"
Well it's gotta be Dolly right?
If they looked you square in the eye and said without a hint of humor or irony “fuck you, I will never respect you”, which celebrity would it hurt the most to hear it from?
January 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Well it's gotta be Dolly right?