Chris Regan
chrisregan.bsky.social
Chris Regan
@chrisregan.bsky.social
Noted comedy nobody
Just trying to get to the bottom of this: did Clinton pee on Trump?
November 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Where are you guys reading that Trump blew Clinton?
November 14, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I’d say twice a month.
The Daily Show fun fact: the only reason I know the play Love Letters is because @chrisregan.bsky.social used it as a punchline in his joke packets approximately once a month. He might’ve even pitched this exact upcoming production.
November 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Is Fetterman’s floor ok?
November 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Team Fall
November 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Has Cuomo shipped his nipple bolts to Miami yet?
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Satan ignores deferrals.
November 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I’m tired of foreigners taking our marathon-winning jobs!
November 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Did ICE nab anyone in the Dodgers parking lot?
November 2, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Reposted by Chris Regan
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October 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Losers at the 1936 Berlin Ozempics
October 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
“Don’t make fun of fat racists!”
“Don’t make fun of Mitch McConnell’s age!”
“Don’t make fun of — oops. We lost another election.”
October 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Racist Botero sculpture
October 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Happy birthday John Lennon. You were horny!
October 10, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Wrong Kennedy, God.
October 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
If the saudis chop off Louis CK’s hands he might not get into trouble again.
September 30, 2025 at 5:30 AM
The Saudis are gonna be bummed when they discover Jeff Ross doesn’t literally roast people.
September 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Good luck getting a laugh outta Saudis.
September 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
When he dies I will kiss a nurse in Times Square.
September 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Now that Elon has been revealed as a pedo in addition to being a Nazi progressive Tesla owners will have to add another witty bumper sticker instead of selling.
September 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Oh no! Trump is going after the guy who torpedoed Clinton’s presidential campaign? Boy, he got us! (He’s really bad at fascism.)
September 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Maybe no more discussing the Kennedys with the “royalty” crap anymore?
September 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I wish you twats at Whole Foods would stop backing into parking spaces. Let’s unite!
September 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Now that ICE won’t be allowed to wear masks in California we can finally see how hot they aren’t!
September 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I like it when a man who sounds like a belt sander and looks like a cardboard box fished out of a pond shares his thoughts about our health.
September 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM