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Nateroyah
@nateroyah.bsky.social
Amatuer wildlife wrangler, gatherer of things from stores, raiser of children, programmer of robots and cncs, appreciator of Irish whisky, hater of all things A.I. now stirring awake in the Fire.
The #1 movie when you were 20 years old is how your 2025 will be
December 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The 2 current "Conversations" I am having on Bluesky right now are about my Maternal Grandmother who was so very Anti Alcohol that she was the possibly the last surviving member of The Women's Temperance Union in MN and 2 very drunk young men talking truth about ICE.
December 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Sometimes my state makes me so proud. And these are boys to be proud of. And watch the whole drunken video, the ending is *chefs kiss*
Out of the mouths of, uh, really obliterated babies
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Any day now I expect my prescription medication to come wrapped in 100 dollar bills thanks to Trump lowering the price by 800 percent.
December 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Its the last day before a corporate mandated shutdown and everyone has use it or lose it sick time. Also management has crazy goals and metrics to attain to end the year on a positive note. They are not thrilled by those many many people who took the day off rather than lose the sick time
December 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
December 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
What if as Auto-correct getting worse and worse over the years just means that it becomes the first computer program to pass a Turing test? No A.I. would make those silly spelling errors, it has to be a human on the other end.
the theory seems to be that if you make autocorrect screw up enough, it will eventually achieve sapience
December 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
As John Cenas final match approaches tonight I have 2 questions

Who in the blue hell bets on Pro Wrestling/sports entertainment on the internet?

And why am I seeing ads for it and odds on the result?
December 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The hardest thing about going from using Mastercam to program 5 axis cncs to using robotrim to program robots is simply how much more difficult and unintuitive one is from the other. Why can't Robotrim be more like Mastercam? Why do I have to adjust 100 lines instead of 1 guide wire? WHY???
December 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Perhaps live your life in a manner that whenever you are even slightly late to a function people do not start celebrating your possible demise?
December 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The hardest part of not wearing a Wedding ring at the moment* is that I forget I am not wearing one and try to open a beer with it anyway

*I've lost too much weight, and it no longer stays on. almost lost it at work the other day so now it resides on my keychain until resized
December 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
You will be visited by 3 spirits

One Bourbon
One Scotch,
Ans One Beer
December 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Venezuela
YouTube video by Jesse Welles
www.youtube.com
December 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Have I mentioned that Jesse Welles' machine kills fascists?

youtu.be/mn5AU-k8cfE?...
The Department of War
YouTube video by Jesse Welles
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
If you are fine with the U.S. military committing War Crimes, you have to be fine when others commit them against us. Rules are rules.
December 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Moose
Coyote
Snapping Turtles
Bull Shark
Sea Turtle

*also Possums, Raccoons, Bunnies, Mice, Moles, Voles, Toads and anything else that gets trapped in Egress Windows
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Beaver (extremely large)
Adelie Penguin
Manatee
Marlin
Coral Snake
Coyote
Moose
Bear
Hammerhead shark
Sea lion
November 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I have broken the Black Friday blackout for Nyquil and Vodka. Also I missed Thanksgiving with the Man Flu. Finally because of recent crud and medication issues, I now weigh under 205lbs. I think that means I can Wrestle as a Cruiserweight now.
November 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you have seen

1. Lollapalooza 1
2. Nick Masons Saucerful of Secrets
3. Roger Waters
4. Weird Al
5. Rush
Introduce yourself with five concerts you have seen

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers (🌝 Moon Fever tour w/baby Lenny Kravitz who the crowd at the Met Center booed)
Kitaro (Live in America Tour)
Weird Al - Five Times
Kishi Bashi
Knower
The Monkees
Sex Pistols
Hoodoo Gurus (7 times)
The Clash
The Chieftains
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Hey @riotgrrlscout.bsky.social you fancy a walk?
I'm going for a walk, if any cousins want to join me.
November 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Jesse Welles - The President
YouTube video by rustiesloan
youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
How is Battle Beyond the Stars in no ones #Starwarsrankings
November 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Comin' to you on a dusty road
Good lovin', I've got a truckload
And when you get it, uh, you got something
So, don't worry, 'cause I'm coming
I'm a soul man (oh)
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man
I'm a soul man (carry on)
I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can't remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain.

La la la la la la la la la la la
You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away and know when to run
You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealing's done
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
This almost sounds like a Chuck Tingle title
November 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
It's platelet morning at @americanredcross.bsky.social Time to watch Frankenstein. Not the young one.
November 23, 2025 at 1:14 PM