Nashmallow
@nashmallow.bsky.social
Reporter of features & editor of books. Collector of facts to an annoying extent. Eating something quirky. Just not beets. I could be writing for you.
Bonkers that the real Big Pimpin was Ghislaine Maxwell.
February 7, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Bonkers that the real Big Pimpin was Ghislaine Maxwell.
There’s a lot going on but I need to remind everyone that David Attenborough is 100 this year.
February 6, 2026 at 2:09 AM
There’s a lot going on but I need to remind everyone that David Attenborough is 100 this year.
It is so crazy that a country made up of mostly immigrants is losing its damn mind over immigrants.
February 4, 2026 at 6:55 PM
It is so crazy that a country made up of mostly immigrants is losing its damn mind over immigrants.
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again we do not really do a good job of explaining how wealthy people like Jeff Bezos are
his net worth is $253.2 billion.
so he could take one million dollars, and just light it on fire
and then do it again tomorrow
and again the day after that
and then do it every day for 693 years and 8 months
his net worth is $253.2 billion.
so he could take one million dollars, and just light it on fire
and then do it again tomorrow
and again the day after that
and then do it every day for 693 years and 8 months
February 4, 2026 at 5:41 PM
again we do not really do a good job of explaining how wealthy people like Jeff Bezos are
his net worth is $253.2 billion.
so he could take one million dollars, and just light it on fire
and then do it again tomorrow
and again the day after that
and then do it every day for 693 years and 8 months
his net worth is $253.2 billion.
so he could take one million dollars, and just light it on fire
and then do it again tomorrow
and again the day after that
and then do it every day for 693 years and 8 months
So now Homeland Security, which is our employee, is doing desaparacedos. Cool cool.
February 4, 2026 at 5:41 PM
So now Homeland Security, which is our employee, is doing desaparacedos. Cool cool.
Fun fact: a couple decades ago, Stephen Miller came above ground to visit the surface earth & study how humans act so he could fit in.
February 4, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Fun fact: a couple decades ago, Stephen Miller came above ground to visit the surface earth & study how humans act so he could fit in.
We offer the thanks of a grateful nation.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Musk's X office in France raided by Paris prosecutor
The raid, involving cyber-crime officers, represents a dramatic escalation of an investigation that began in January 2025.
www.bbc.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:36 PM
We offer the thanks of a grateful nation.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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NES published this graphic after I sent out a district newsletter this morning but this graphic is causing more trouble than help, and I am very upset by this way of communicating. For one thing, the date reflects their estimate of restoration for the *last* house in a zip code — NOT the /
January 31, 2026 at 11:13 PM
NES published this graphic after I sent out a district newsletter this morning but this graphic is causing more trouble than help, and I am very upset by this way of communicating. For one thing, the date reflects their estimate of restoration for the *last* house in a zip code — NOT the /
The baby reporters today will never believe this BUT …
My newspaper had a written rule in the handbook —“No brawling in the newsroom.”
My newspaper had a written rule in the handbook —“No brawling in the newsroom.”
January 31, 2026 at 3:01 PM
The baby reporters today will never believe this BUT …
My newspaper had a written rule in the handbook —“No brawling in the newsroom.”
My newspaper had a written rule in the handbook —“No brawling in the newsroom.”
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The Nobel Peace Prize committee has a chance to do the funniest thing of all time
January 30, 2026 at 8:18 PM
The Nobel Peace Prize committee has a chance to do the funniest thing of all time
I need a bigger middle finger for all this. Any surgeon recommendations?
January 30, 2026 at 5:34 AM
I need a bigger middle finger for all this. Any surgeon recommendations?
I’m in a walking crew of folks who were college-age in the 70s & the chat is EN FUEGO right now. We are focused on learning this Springsteen protest song. m.youtube.com/watch?v=wWKS...
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
m.youtube.com
January 29, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I’m in a walking crew of folks who were college-age in the 70s & the chat is EN FUEGO right now. We are focused on learning this Springsteen protest song. m.youtube.com/watch?v=wWKS...
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NEW: A new bill aims to take the power to elect the DC attorney general away from the people of DC and instead hand the president unchecked authority to appoint and fire the role at will.
Congress must reject this anti-democratic bill.
Congress must reject this anti-democratic bill.
CREW, 18 groups call on Congress to oppose anti-democratic DC attorney general bill - CREW | Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington
CREW and 18 groups sent a letter urging members of Congress to oppose the District of Columbia Attorney General Appointment Reform Act of 2025.
www.citizensforethics.org
January 29, 2026 at 3:46 PM
NEW: A new bill aims to take the power to elect the DC attorney general away from the people of DC and instead hand the president unchecked authority to appoint and fire the role at will.
Congress must reject this anti-democratic bill.
Congress must reject this anti-democratic bill.
In Nashville news, still 90,000 homes & businesses without electricity. We’re camped out at my bro’s house. It’s been almost a week.
January 29, 2026 at 3:10 PM
In Nashville news, still 90,000 homes & businesses without electricity. We’re camped out at my bro’s house. It’s been almost a week.
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half of all tech news lately is some variation of "the computer company has discontinued their well known product, the computer"
January 29, 2026 at 9:29 AM
half of all tech news lately is some variation of "the computer company has discontinued their well known product, the computer"
🎶Karma police, arrest this man. His Hitler hair is making me feel ill. 🎵
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/27/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/27/u...
Why Did the Trump Administration Silence Bovino on Social Media?
www.nytimes.com
January 28, 2026 at 4:01 PM
🎶Karma police, arrest this man. His Hitler hair is making me feel ill. 🎵
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/27/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/27/u...
I think about this a lot.
You love to travel, want to live like a local and to find something “authentic.” That’s just how some of our most-beloved cities ended up overwhelmed by tourists. Now they're fighting back.
The World Is Drowning in Tourists. Who Should Pay the Price?
I’m the problem, it’s me.
bloom.bg
January 24, 2026 at 10:33 PM
I think about this a lot.
A solo junco just landed on my snowy patio. There’s nothing to eat, sweet bird. Poor thing. I won’t be able to stop thinking about her.
January 24, 2026 at 5:23 PM
A solo junco just landed on my snowy patio. There’s nothing to eat, sweet bird. Poor thing. I won’t be able to stop thinking about her.
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“fuck ICE”
“and also with you”
“and also with you”
January 23, 2026 at 11:41 PM
“fuck ICE”
“and also with you”
“and also with you”
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Go ahead and Kentucky up your coffee this morning. You aren’t driving anywhere today. ☕️
January 24, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Go ahead and Kentucky up your coffee this morning. You aren’t driving anywhere today. ☕️
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if kamala harris or joe biden or bernie sanders said the president and the full power of the federal government would go to war against minnesota you would put a guy in a rubber room
January 24, 2026 at 2:50 AM
if kamala harris or joe biden or bernie sanders said the president and the full power of the federal government would go to war against minnesota you would put a guy in a rubber room
This is the lawsuit I’m watching for.
I would like to gently request that AI pharmacy bots stop trying to kill my mother
Recently, I got a notice from my new pharmacy provider that they wouldn’t cover my thyroid medication and bizarrely suggested insulin instead! I need my thyroid medication. Then a couple of days ago, they called and told me to disregard the letter they had sent. AI is such a time and labor saver!
January 23, 2026 at 11:42 PM
This is the lawsuit I’m watching for.
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Food giveaway for MNPS students ahead of coming winter storm
Food giveaway for MNPS students ahead of coming winter storm
Metro Nashville Public Schools is holding a food box giveaway for families in need ahead of the coming winter storm.
www.wkrn.com
January 22, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Food giveaway for MNPS students ahead of coming winter storm
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DOGE improperly shared Social Security data: Filing
DOGE improperly shared Social Security data: Filing
Members of Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) improperly shared Social Security data through a third-party server, according to a recent court filing from the Justice Department…
www.wkrn.com
January 21, 2026 at 4:43 PM
DOGE improperly shared Social Security data: Filing
I hate tiny fruit stickers & feel bad for whoever has to put them on.
January 20, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I hate tiny fruit stickers & feel bad for whoever has to put them on.