Nashmallow
@nashmallow.bsky.social
Reporter of features & editor of books. Collector of facts to an annoying extent. Eating something quirky. Just not beets. I could be writing for you.
When you’re an art auction house & want to remind people how awesome great art is, you arrange your bidding agents like a Renaissance painting.
November 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
When you’re an art auction house & want to remind people how awesome great art is, you arrange your bidding agents like a Renaissance painting.
E-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g is about to get more expensive. TFG has got to go.
August 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
E-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g is about to get more expensive. TFG has got to go.
You know it’s hot when the map app’s directions include an extreme heat warning. Never seen this before.
July 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
You know it’s hot when the map app’s directions include an extreme heat warning. Never seen this before.
Hubs’ book re-published (7 editions), this time cover pic is actor David Straithern who played the historic character of the book’s subject (Jan Karski—Google him!)
I was against it bec I see future referencers incorrectly using Straithern’s image instead of Karski’s photo.
Moral hazard? or not?
I was against it bec I see future referencers incorrectly using Straithern’s image instead of Karski’s photo.
Moral hazard? or not?
July 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Hubs’ book re-published (7 editions), this time cover pic is actor David Straithern who played the historic character of the book’s subject (Jan Karski—Google him!)
I was against it bec I see future referencers incorrectly using Straithern’s image instead of Karski’s photo.
Moral hazard? or not?
I was against it bec I see future referencers incorrectly using Straithern’s image instead of Karski’s photo.
Moral hazard? or not?
This…seems like bad news. “https://www.nature.com/articles/s41593-025-01918-1”
July 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
This…seems like bad news. “https://www.nature.com/articles/s41593-025-01918-1”
Sign posted by the American flag in our annual vacation rental house.
July 15, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Sign posted by the American flag in our annual vacation rental house.
Little Sewanee, the University of the South, still proudly flying its DEI statement. Tiny but mighty.
May 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Little Sewanee, the University of the South, still proudly flying its DEI statement. Tiny but mighty.
Effin Apple Maps caved. Nothing more contemptible than a craven billionaire.
April 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Effin Apple Maps caved. Nothing more contemptible than a craven billionaire.
The Washington Post sees us.
March 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The Washington Post sees us.
Et tu, billionaire-owned Apple Maps?
February 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Et tu, billionaire-owned Apple Maps?
I know I won’t soon forget ABC News using “swift recasting of the federal government” instead of “extrajudicial takeover of government functions by 18- 24-year-olds who still have peach fuzz & acne.”
February 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I know I won’t soon forget ABC News using “swift recasting of the federal government” instead of “extrajudicial takeover of government functions by 18- 24-year-olds who still have peach fuzz & acne.”
Found it! I left my decade-old Twitter account on the first day Melon bought it—my feed was suddenly, unrecognizably full of guys w like Azerbaijani names & Old Testament beards after Sept. 30, the date of this photo announcing Twitter’s new policy.
January 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Found it! I left my decade-old Twitter account on the first day Melon bought it—my feed was suddenly, unrecognizably full of guys w like Azerbaijani names & Old Testament beards after Sept. 30, the date of this photo announcing Twitter’s new policy.
In case you were wondering what moronicness Andy Ogles will be bringing on Day One.
January 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
In case you were wondering what moronicness Andy Ogles will be bringing on Day One.
Dec. 27. Repeat after me: Sparkle Bark is not breakfast, *even if you drink coffee with it.*
December 27, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Dec. 27. Repeat after me: Sparkle Bark is not breakfast, *even if you drink coffee with it.*
My glass tumbler cracked in this peace sign pattern when hubs was stirring. Is….is this a sign?
December 18, 2024 at 2:15 PM
My glass tumbler cracked in this peace sign pattern when hubs was stirring. Is….is this a sign?
Found it! My favorite ever Tweet.
December 16, 2024 at 4:56 AM
Found it! My favorite ever Tweet.
The thing about the Japanese Kit Kat collection is that 50% of the time there’s no clue what flavor it might be. Kit Kat roulette.
December 13, 2024 at 5:25 PM
The thing about the Japanese Kit Kat collection is that 50% of the time there’s no clue what flavor it might be. Kit Kat roulette.
It’s warmer right now in Saratoga Springs than it is in Nashville. 🤷🏼♀️
December 6, 2024 at 2:37 AM
It’s warmer right now in Saratoga Springs than it is in Nashville. 🤷🏼♀️
What—& I’d like to stress here that I’m a career copy editor—in the actual heck does this ring-kissing headline mean?
December 2, 2024 at 2:16 PM
What—& I’d like to stress here that I’m a career copy editor—in the actual heck does this ring-kissing headline mean?
Feeling kinda meh about this year’s pumpkin cheesecake in a gingersnap crust. It’s fine. Thus is fine. But it needs something. Like orange peel or lemon zest.
November 28, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Feeling kinda meh about this year’s pumpkin cheesecake in a gingersnap crust. It’s fine. Thus is fine. But it needs something. Like orange peel or lemon zest.
