saraclark
@saraclark.bsky.social
Once again, here I am. Still at it.
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Also available at 🐘🧵📸 and ✈️🚂🚘.
Y’all Yankees can keep Phil, down here Beauregard is more accurate, but now he’s let us down too. Sigh.
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Early spring or more winter? Georgia’s General Beauregard Lee gives Groundhog Day prediction
According to legend, winter will continue for six more weeks if the groundhog sees its shadow.
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February 2, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Y’all Yankees can keep Phil, down here Beauregard is more accurate, but now he’s let us down too. Sigh.
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www.atlantanewsfirst.com/2026/02/02/e...
Congratulations Nashville Electric Service on becoming a PR class worst case study! The continuing escalation in how to fuck up basic communication and messaging will make someone a great thesis! Have you even apologized yet?
February 1, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Congratulations Nashville Electric Service on becoming a PR class worst case study! The continuing escalation in how to fuck up basic communication and messaging will make someone a great thesis! Have you even apologized yet?
The Fall Baby and Divorce boom is going to be epic. Get ready now y’all. The gossip will be ready by May. 🙈🙊🙉
January 28, 2026 at 3:32 PM
The Fall Baby and Divorce boom is going to be epic. Get ready now y’all. The gossip will be ready by May. 🙈🙊🙉
Y’all my little rural electric cooperative only has 20 linemen total and they’re sending 15 to Nashville today to help. I don’t know about any others or rumors, but they kept our power on with no interruptions. Help’s coming.
January 27, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Y’all my little rural electric cooperative only has 20 linemen total and they’re sending 15 to Nashville today to help. I don’t know about any others or rumors, but they kept our power on with no interruptions. Help’s coming.
Nashville, I’m sorry for the state y’all are in, but on the other side, it’s rained 3+inches since the transition from ice overnight and it’s starting to flood a bit here before freezing again tonight. 🥶
January 25, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Nashville, I’m sorry for the state y’all are in, but on the other side, it’s rained 3+inches since the transition from ice overnight and it’s starting to flood a bit here before freezing again tonight. 🥶
Go ahead and Kentucky up your coffee this morning. You aren’t driving anywhere today. ☕️
January 24, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Go ahead and Kentucky up your coffee this morning. You aren’t driving anywhere today. ☕️
Plan ahead y’all and make your liquor store run tomorrow! The grocery store can wait until Thursday. #chocolatecakeandbourbon
January 20, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Plan ahead y’all and make your liquor store run tomorrow! The grocery store can wait until Thursday. #chocolatecakeandbourbon
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January 17, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Do you have post holiday chocolate sitting around?
1 part chocolate-mix/match.
4 parts dairy-milk,cream,halfnhalf.
I weigh 1oz+4oz.
45sec in microwave, stir, repeat, stir. Then if melts enough, whisk briskly.
Never use a hot chocolate packet again.
1 part chocolate-mix/match.
4 parts dairy-milk,cream,halfnhalf.
I weigh 1oz+4oz.
45sec in microwave, stir, repeat, stir. Then if melts enough, whisk briskly.
Never use a hot chocolate packet again.
January 17, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Do you have post holiday chocolate sitting around?
1 part chocolate-mix/match.
4 parts dairy-milk,cream,halfnhalf.
I weigh 1oz+4oz.
45sec in microwave, stir, repeat, stir. Then if melts enough, whisk briskly.
Never use a hot chocolate packet again.
1 part chocolate-mix/match.
4 parts dairy-milk,cream,halfnhalf.
I weigh 1oz+4oz.
45sec in microwave, stir, repeat, stir. Then if melts enough, whisk briskly.
Never use a hot chocolate packet again.
Bluto stole her lunch money and is gloating about it. Where’s the Anti-Bullying Campaign when we need it?
I thought MAGA was against participation trophies?
Huh, who knew?
#nobelpeaceprize
#donaldtrump
#machado
Huh, who knew?
#nobelpeaceprize
#donaldtrump
#machado
January 16, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Bluto stole her lunch money and is gloating about it. Where’s the Anti-Bullying Campaign when we need it?
Thanks for the social media posts about your religious beliefs little coffee shop. You’re 100% entitled to free speech and I 100% unfollowed you. Good Luck.
January 13, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Thanks for the social media posts about your religious beliefs little coffee shop. You’re 100% entitled to free speech and I 100% unfollowed you. Good Luck.
All that MAGA face plastic surgery and the hands still show their age. Observe the gnarled claws on Ice Barbie. Serious old lady hands.
January 12, 2026 at 4:35 PM
All that MAGA face plastic surgery and the hands still show their age. Observe the gnarled claws on Ice Barbie. Serious old lady hands.
Miss me with your eoy donation begging if your organization bowed down to Orange Thugs this year. Or if a brief scroll shows ICE or MAGA support from your donors. Yeah, I checked. #notonecent
December 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Miss me with your eoy donation begging if your organization bowed down to Orange Thugs this year. Or if a brief scroll shows ICE or MAGA support from your donors. Yeah, I checked. #notonecent
Peppermint Kit Kat. Worth a discounted post Christmas purchase.
December 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Peppermint Kit Kat. Worth a discounted post Christmas purchase.
My sister found a pie in the road yesterday. It was still frozen and sealed in the box. I said I wouldn’t eat my piece until 24hrs after they did. It’s delicious 🥧
True story.
True story.
December 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
My sister found a pie in the road yesterday. It was still frozen and sealed in the box. I said I wouldn’t eat my piece until 24hrs after they did. It’s delicious 🥧
True story.
True story.
I’d like to see the comparison graphic for Turning Point and Aryan Youth recruiting and proselytizing plans. 🤮
December 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I’d like to see the comparison graphic for Turning Point and Aryan Youth recruiting and proselytizing plans. 🤮
God dammit. I don’t even like Calibri. I like serif fonts, always have. Now the stupid intolerants are trying to co-opt the blessed Times New Roman for their hateful screeds😡?! Sans Serif too smart and forward thinking for these fuckers? Dammit. #fontrant #garamond4lyfe
December 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
God dammit. I don’t even like Calibri. I like serif fonts, always have. Now the stupid intolerants are trying to co-opt the blessed Times New Roman for their hateful screeds😡?! Sans Serif too smart and forward thinking for these fuckers? Dammit. #fontrant #garamond4lyfe
At first glance these trees looked blood spattered to me and now I can’t unsee it. #Inkblottest
Melania Trump has decorated the White House for the holidays, and her theme is “Home Is Where the Heart Is.”
Melania Trump reveals White House holiday decorations and her theme, 'Home Is Where the Heart Is'
Melania Trump has decorated the White House for the holidays, and her theme is “Home Is Where the Heart Is.”
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December 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
At first glance these trees looked blood spattered to me and now I can’t unsee it. #Inkblottest
I faithfully entered everything I’ve consumed since Thanksgiving into my nutrition tracker and it screamed and faked a heart attack. It’s now triggered 4 topical emails about fat, salt, sugar and portion sizing. Clearly they don’t really want honesty.
November 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I faithfully entered everything I’ve consumed since Thanksgiving into my nutrition tracker and it screamed and faked a heart attack. It’s now triggered 4 topical emails about fat, salt, sugar and portion sizing. Clearly they don’t really want honesty.
Thanks for a handy list of whom not to vote for over the next few election cycles. They don’t represent the interests of the people or the tax dollars we pay them. Vote Them Out.
November 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Thanks for a handy list of whom not to vote for over the next few election cycles. They don’t represent the interests of the people or the tax dollars we pay them. Vote Them Out.
I successfully got frozen yeast rolls to rise this Thanksgiving 👏🏼. Bigger news- my cast iron pans were completely non-stick and the rolls popped right out. Antiques ftw.
November 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I successfully got frozen yeast rolls to rise this Thanksgiving 👏🏼. Bigger news- my cast iron pans were completely non-stick and the rolls popped right out. Antiques ftw.
That giant tub of cream cheese from Costco is not whipped. The same brand of “frosting” tubs sitting right next to them is.
Reading Comprehension Fail 🤦🏻♀️
Reading Comprehension Fail 🤦🏻♀️
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
That giant tub of cream cheese from Costco is not whipped. The same brand of “frosting” tubs sitting right next to them is.
Reading Comprehension Fail 🤦🏻♀️
Reading Comprehension Fail 🤦🏻♀️