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Noah Abrahams
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New Englander in Netherlands 🇳🇱!
I sincerely want you to get ahead. Love to cook. Dad. Exhausted.
Open Source / ADHD / TTRPG / TinnedFish / Gweep / Neurospicy / E_TOOMANYHOBBIES
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Remember: In life, everyone is entitled to wear a silly hat.
"Dad, I'm hungry, give me your debit card"

Ah, we have entered the teenage years.
January 17, 2026 at 9:44 AM
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Excited to announce a trial run of [Untitled Games Event], a new Amsterdam-based space for experimental games and playable arts 👾

This will be a monthly 'book club' of sorts for games and conversations about play, inspired by @molleindustria.org + others' LikeLike.

Help us spread the word!
January 15, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Yay, even more reasons to leave Spotify.
In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties.

The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.

Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
January 16, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Timeline cleanse
Hats off to whoever did this (and the beautiful model).
January 16, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Currently? Crippling depression in the face of massive unemployment.
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
January 15, 2026 at 2:15 PM
A public thank you to my friends who call me out when I'm thoughtless and help keep me in check. I genuinely appreciate when you correct my foot in mouth behavior. I promise I really am still working on mindfulness and being a more thoughtful person.
January 14, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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If you only just stopped using X you owe a trans person, a Palestinian mother, and an ICE victim $10 EACH.
January 12, 2026 at 12:02 PM
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Want to help people in Minneapolis right now? Here are a lot of ways to help!
@mplsmutualaid | Linktree
Clearinghouse of mutual aid for our neighbors
linktr.ee
January 12, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Writing Idea: A sleeper cell built around a guy named Mike Tochondria. (He's the powerhouse)
January 12, 2026 at 2:46 PM
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Urgent repairs are planned on provincial roads in Utrecht due to frost damage. Various roads will be temporarily closed for repair work.

Source: Province of Utrecht

#ProvincieUtrecht
#Wegwerkzaamheden
#Verkeer
Urgent Repairs on Provincial Roads Due to Frost Damage in the Coming Days
Urgent repairs are planned on provincial roads in Utrecht due to frost damage. Various roads will be temporarily closed for repair work.
openrijk.nl
January 12, 2026 at 11:38 AM
No, YOU'RE starting a new game of Fallout 4 and crying at the "war never changes" speech.
January 11, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Diminish a Band

Tin Zeppelin
Diminish a Band

Secretaries of the Interior of the United States of America
January 11, 2026 at 9:07 AM
I know all my friends in Minneapolis are doing their best. Please stay safe, all.
January 11, 2026 at 2:03 AM
As the gestapo in the US continues to get worse, I'm reminded that one of the things that finished kicking me over the edge of leaving the country was seeing my own name in the books at the Anne Frank House.

Still, there's some fucked up survivor's guilt being over here...
January 11, 2026 at 12:14 AM
A little longer than planned, but I still cranked out a pretty tasty banana bread, thanks to Joe's post. I did modify with 2/3 sugar and 1/3 stroop (ala stroopwafel), so it took a little longer and also got a nice crust on top.
January 10, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I'm staring at a Steam collection of almost 2k games, and nothing is sparking for me. I'm chasing dopamine and not getting it...
January 10, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I finally got around to trying the "set your #TinnedFish on fire" trend and... I don't know if it would have a positive impact on high end conservas, but it certainly brings a store-bought tin of sardines from like a 5/10 to a 7/10. Big jump on the mid-range stuff.
January 10, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Okay, this is a much better timeline cleanse
January 10, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Sometimes the jokes just write themselves, don't they?
Tenga Robo is a robot who can transform into a Tenga sex toy. (They were promoting them in Shinjuku, Tokyo.)
January 10, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Log into Bluesky...

3 minutes later: JFC, I need to log off.
January 9, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Honestly, very little, because they've all watched Stranger Things.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 12:23 PM
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artists: @scarygorgon.bsky.social has had her art nicked by this site, might be worth checking in case yours has been too, if they've stolen one thing they're so likely to have stolen a ton of others
January 8, 2026 at 2:09 PM
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when NPR dropped twitter in 2023 they saw a drop in traffic of... 1%. niemanreports.org/npr-twitter-...
Six Months Ago NPR Left Twitter. The Effects Have Been Negligible - Nieman Reports
The numbers confirm what many of us have long suspected — that Twitter wasn’t worth the effort, at least in terms of traffic
niemanreports.org
January 7, 2026 at 11:58 AM
This feels like a @gshowitt.bsky.social game come to life. (Also, we're all obsessed with his 1-pagers over here)
50 runaway sheep ram-paged through a German supermarket in rural Baa-varia, causing shear mania on Monday morning.

After breaking away from their 500-strong herd, the brazen sheep spent 20 minutes milling around in the Penny supermarket before ewe-turning and seeing themselves out.
January 7, 2026 at 12:18 PM
I face-palmed, then I snort-laughed. This was hyphen-inducing.
I’m developing a game where you have to go back to assassinate Adam. It’s a first person shooter.
January 7, 2026 at 12:00 PM