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somewhat ok-adjacent
EyAi - Oy Vey!
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yikes
October 16, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
wien.orf.at/stories/3321...
„Na mit Karte geht nicht, das Terminal ist kaputt/hat keinen Empfang“
Ja, eh Uber aus anderen Gründen Mist.
Taxifirma: Steuerbetrug in Millionenhöhe
Das im Finanzministerium angesiedelte Amt für Betrugsbekämpfung (ABB) geht dem Verdacht auf Steuerhinterziehung in Millionenhöhe im Taxigewerbe nach. Im Zentrum der Ermittlungen steht eine Familie, di...
wien.orf.at
September 14, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge?

It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
September 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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In the office on a Friday so I can see all my favourite coworkers
September 5, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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“No one uses the bike lanes!”

“Actually, they do—just efficiently…You might not see it jammed with riders at rush hour like a car lane because—surprise!—bike lanes work. They move people quickly and cleanly. You just aren’t sitting behind them idling.”

See article for more anti-bike comebacks.
“We can’t all be expected to bike.”

Fair. But that’s not the point.

“Not everyone can or wants to bike. But some people can & do—and they deserve a safe, efficient, affordable way to move through the city. It’s about freedom of choice.”

This & other useful comebacks, in @momentummag.bsky.social.
Your Comeback Guide to all the Anti-Cycling Arguments You’ll Hear This Year
Anti-bike arguments aren’t just frustrating—they’re outdated, inaccurate, and often repeated without a shred of evidence.
momentummag.com
September 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Ich habe beschlossen euch mit mir leiden zu lassen.

e-mail.wtf
September 2, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Remember this one?
September 2, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. Nʌki’wah brother.
September 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Warum kostet das Parkpickerl nicht genauso viel?

Ich bin ein Depp und fahr öffentlich und irgendein Herbert mit sein SUV parkt auf 4qm öffentlichen Raum 80% seiner Zeit und zahlt 10€ im Monat. Was soll diese Scheiße?
September 1, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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Der Parkpickerl Preis wird ab nächstem Jahr um 3 Euro im Monat erhöht.

Hab das zum Anlass genommen die Mietpickerl Seite upzudaten: Mieten in Wien, günstig wie Parken.

mietpickerl.onatcer.com
Mietpickerl
mietpickerl.onatcer.com
September 1, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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According to the City of Paris, in the last 10 years 150K trees have been planted & 45ha of parks created in the already hot city, all intended to not only improve quality-of-life today, but also help the city adapt to & manage summer heatwaves of 50℃ (122F) by 2050.

Just the start.

Common sense.
August 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
August 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Please enjoy this Klimt Eastwood
August 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
HusomobilQuartett 😂
Im Husobil-Quartett wäre das hier vielleicht 1 Trumpf. 🃏
July 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Hier hat das Cabriobeet eine kleine Schwester.
@bleningerdaniel.bsky.social
June 25, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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Funfact aus Utrecht: Hier ist das Fahrrad so beliebt, dass die Stadt gegen das ausufernde Fahrradparken ankämpft und überall kostenlose Parkhäuser anbietet. Die Stadt verhandelt sogar mit einer Mall, um aus einem Auto- ein Fahrradparkhaus zu machen. Ein Zeichen, wie sehr das Fahrrad hier König ist😊
June 21, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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An mehreren Punkten in Aschaffenburg sind in der vergangenen Woche Fahrräder mit solchen Zetteln dran aufgetaucht. Das ist natürlich ein Skandal, denn sonst halten dort Autos, natürlich nur mal kurz.
June 13, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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One of the coolest features of the Agami Heron is its gorgeous, flowing crest that flutters as it poses and preens. But I've never seen it up close before with the details and textures.

#CostaRica #herons #nature #birds
June 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT.
CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open.
DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open.
CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are.
DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.
June 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Mehr Platz für‘s Rad für attraktive und sichere urbane Räume. 🚲💚
#Verkehrswende #StädteFürMenschen
„Torte der Wahrheit“ von @katjaberlin.bsky.social in „Die Zeit“
June 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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welp I sent an email
May 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Wieder einmal 100% ins Schwarze 🎯 @katjaberlin.bsky.social
March 4, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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trillion dollar industry that will revolutionize everything
February 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM