Randall Kirby
@mummycop.bsky.social
I’m a cartoonist from Oregon. I draw many genres, including queer, humor, and mystery. I founded Border Town Comic Con and the Ghost Lamps theater troupe. I don’t post enough :)
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the TikTok zoomers have got into the Epstein emails
November 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
the TikTok zoomers have got into the Epstein emails
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I know that "man the future sucks I was promised rocket cars" is old hat but fuck me, "the AI that runs the bank's fraud department denied my transaction because it believed my tastes in porn were wrong" is some esoteric dystopian bullshit
I did some digging
MTI is based off "cyber threat intelligence from Recorded Future," which was acquired by MasterCard in 2024
Guess who was an early Recorded Future client? Bank of America
www.mastercard.com/news/ap/en/n...
www.insightpartners.com/ideas/how-ch...
MTI is based off "cyber threat intelligence from Recorded Future," which was acquired by MasterCard in 2024
Guess who was an early Recorded Future client? Bank of America
www.mastercard.com/news/ap/en/n...
www.insightpartners.com/ideas/how-ch...
How Christopher Ahlberg is making the world safer and more secure with Recorded Future
Christopher Ahlberg explains how Recorded Future has grown and evolved since its inception in 2009 as it strives for global security.
www.insightpartners.com
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I know that "man the future sucks I was promised rocket cars" is old hat but fuck me, "the AI that runs the bank's fraud department denied my transaction because it believed my tastes in porn were wrong" is some esoteric dystopian bullshit
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You ever notice that Buckaroo Banzai and Pee Wee Herman have the same outfit?
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 AM
You ever notice that Buckaroo Banzai and Pee Wee Herman have the same outfit?
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I wouldn't recommend doing that
November 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I wouldn't recommend doing that
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This person took this when they called the race
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
This person took this when they called the race
If you look at a schmoo with lust in your eyes, it turns into a fleshlight
November 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If you look at a schmoo with lust in your eyes, it turns into a fleshlight
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The Not Really Ghostbusters VS Pennywise
October 31, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The Not Really Ghostbusters VS Pennywise
Building your city on rock is fine, it’s the roll I take issue with
October 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Building your city on rock is fine, it’s the roll I take issue with
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Y’all here is a fun fact: Portland has a brand new volunteer organization called “operation inflation” that allows people to borrow inflatable costumes for protests. They just started a couple weeks ago and have like a 160 costume library (and counting because people keep donating).
OPERATION INFLATION
www.operationinflation.com
October 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Y’all here is a fun fact: Portland has a brand new volunteer organization called “operation inflation” that allows people to borrow inflatable costumes for protests. They just started a couple weeks ago and have like a 160 costume library (and counting because people keep donating).
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Some folks make a fuss about skipping leg day, but skipping is legitimate exercise.
October 13, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Some folks make a fuss about skipping leg day, but skipping is legitimate exercise.
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I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
October 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
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Thanks, New Yorker
October 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Thanks, New Yorker
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Well don't I feel stupid
September 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Well don't I feel stupid
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An Arizona man is facing felony charges for threatening to shoot up a gay bar to avenge Charlie Kirk. He was convinced the shooter had "transgender ideology." Fortunately, he was stopped, but this is on the media for running with the erroneous WSJ reporting. www.azfamily.com/2025/09/19/p...
Phoenix man accused of threatening to shoot up gay bar amid political anger
A Phoenix man is in jail after police say he threatened to shoot up a gay bar near his apartment reportedly because he was angry about recent political violence across the country.
www.azfamily.com
September 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
An Arizona man is facing felony charges for threatening to shoot up a gay bar to avenge Charlie Kirk. He was convinced the shooter had "transgender ideology." Fortunately, he was stopped, but this is on the media for running with the erroneous WSJ reporting. www.azfamily.com/2025/09/19/p...
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Anyway, here’s your form of consent, Bluesky.
September 20, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Anyway, here’s your form of consent, Bluesky.
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Most of the time, elder abuse stops when the person dies, but this is honestly an impressively innovative genre of evil
For decades, Stan Lee was the king of comic conventions. Now, nearly seven years after his death at the age of 95, he will once again be a presence at L.A. Comic Con, this time as a hologram that will use AI to have conversations with fans.
An AI Stan Lee Hologram Will Speak With Fans at L.A. Comic Con
For decades, Stan Lee was the king of comic conventions. Now, nearly seven years after his death at the age of 95, he will once again be a presence at L.A. Comic Con, this time as a hologram that will use AI to have conversations with fans.
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September 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Most of the time, elder abuse stops when the person dies, but this is honestly an impressively innovative genre of evil
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BBC News captures Doctor Who himself Sylvester McCoy at the Trump protest seemingly unaware of who they're interviewing.
September 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
BBC News captures Doctor Who himself Sylvester McCoy at the Trump protest seemingly unaware of who they're interviewing.
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It is the job of the Democratic party to sell and defend the policies that most Democratic voters want, not to present a candidate slate that is palatable to moderate Republicans who might switch if they hate their own candidate enough.
September 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It is the job of the Democratic party to sell and defend the policies that most Democratic voters want, not to present a candidate slate that is palatable to moderate Republicans who might switch if they hate their own candidate enough.
Need a schoolhouse rock video explaining groy pers
September 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Need a schoolhouse rock video explaining groy pers
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I've spotted a number of profiles in Grindr which say "Be prepared to prove you are real" or something similar.
Wow. Philosophers have been debating that for millennia, but sure, let's kick off our casual hook-up with a deep dive into metaphysics and epistemology.
Wow. Philosophers have been debating that for millennia, but sure, let's kick off our casual hook-up with a deep dive into metaphysics and epistemology.
September 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I've spotted a number of profiles in Grindr which say "Be prepared to prove you are real" or something similar.
Wow. Philosophers have been debating that for millennia, but sure, let's kick off our casual hook-up with a deep dive into metaphysics and epistemology.
Wow. Philosophers have been debating that for millennia, but sure, let's kick off our casual hook-up with a deep dive into metaphysics and epistemology.
I don’t need AI friends, as long as I have my pals at Animal Crossing
September 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I don’t need AI friends, as long as I have my pals at Animal Crossing
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Art by Joseph Keppler Jr., 1908
Puck Magazine
Puck Magazine
September 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Art by Joseph Keppler Jr., 1908
Puck Magazine
Puck Magazine