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First two Coldplay albums are good as hell by the way. Next two have some very good songs as well. 👨⚖️
July 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
First two Coldplay albums are good as hell by the way. Next two have some very good songs as well. 👨⚖️
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The rules
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July 17, 2025 at 12:58 PM
The rules
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orbooks.com/catalog/we-h...
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Come see me and the beautiful, brilliant @mattielubchansky.com 8/3, 5:00pm, at Brookline Booksmith in Boston if you want an ass-kicking.
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July 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Come see me and the beautiful, brilliant @mattielubchansky.com 8/3, 5:00pm, at Brookline Booksmith in Boston if you want an ass-kicking.
brooklinebooksmith.com/event/2025-0...
brooklinebooksmith.com/event/2025-0...
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happy pride month i think that only lesbians should be allowed to drive trucks
June 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
happy pride month i think that only lesbians should be allowed to drive trucks
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something about the contemporary internet's continued narrowing into a few corporate social media sites that encourage a profound antisocial isolation feels like the suburbanization of the internet
May 20, 2025 at 11:10 AM
something about the contemporary internet's continued narrowing into a few corporate social media sites that encourage a profound antisocial isolation feels like the suburbanization of the internet
I do think that, had I found a cool enough stick, I would have become a wizard
April 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I do think that, had I found a cool enough stick, I would have become a wizard
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How cute are pockets. Everyone’s just running around with like 10 little bags strapped to them flopping around at all times
April 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
How cute are pockets. Everyone’s just running around with like 10 little bags strapped to them flopping around at all times
Ghibli this…ghibli that…why don’t you “ghibli” a fuckin break
March 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Ghibli this…ghibli that…why don’t you “ghibli” a fuckin break
The internet is inherently transgendered??
March 26, 2024 at 8:24 PM
The internet is inherently transgendered??
Portal is yuri
January 1, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Portal is yuri
Welcome to the airport we have:
the transphobia machine
the worst music known to man or god (pop Christmas)
elders who don’t know what a tablet is
the transphobia machine
the worst music known to man or god (pop Christmas)
elders who don’t know what a tablet is
December 21, 2023 at 10:28 AM
Welcome to the airport we have:
the transphobia machine
the worst music known to man or god (pop Christmas)
elders who don’t know what a tablet is
the transphobia machine
the worst music known to man or god (pop Christmas)
elders who don’t know what a tablet is
Imagine you donate your body to science and you end up at fucking bodyworks
December 20, 2023 at 8:14 PM
Imagine you donate your body to science and you end up at fucking bodyworks
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Me: Werner Herzog, Your Book Cover Is Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. Your Bitch Is Too Bad. They’ll Kill You
Herzog:
Herzog:
December 14, 2023 at 10:31 PM
Me: Werner Herzog, Your Book Cover Is Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. Your Bitch Is Too Bad. They’ll Kill You
Herzog:
Herzog:
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What boggles my mind is that these drivers, who would clearly rather be on their phones than driving, often oppose expansion of transit.
December 12, 2023 at 11:56 AM
What boggles my mind is that these drivers, who would clearly rather be on their phones than driving, often oppose expansion of transit.
I Need Sad Girl Indie To End
December 12, 2023 at 1:32 AM
I Need Sad Girl Indie To End
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Dry heaving is so cat girl coded
December 11, 2023 at 3:40 AM
Dry heaving is so cat girl coded
Some truly psychotic shit about a fetus with a fatal genetic condition
December 12, 2023 at 1:18 AM
Some truly psychotic shit about a fetus with a fatal genetic condition
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People often don't realize that pricing for library ebooks & audiobooks is super expensive and libraries are only purchasing the license for the item. Publishers will often force a repurchase after x amount of time / uses
December 2, 2023 at 2:09 PM
People often don't realize that pricing for library ebooks & audiobooks is super expensive and libraries are only purchasing the license for the item. Publishers will often force a repurchase after x amount of time / uses
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the gradual replacement of “exchanging money for goods” with “exchanging money for a license to use goods as a service” has been one low key one of the worst changes of the 21st century
this is exactly why i still buy discs in 2023. it's crazy to think that we are reaching a point where piracy will be the only option to own media once dvds and blu-rays are gone.
December 2, 2023 at 1:29 PM
the gradual replacement of “exchanging money for goods” with “exchanging money for a license to use goods as a service” has been one low key one of the worst changes of the 21st century
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Just found out that my brother thought jk rowling post facto declared dobby trans
September 14, 2023 at 2:02 AM
Just found out that my brother thought jk rowling post facto declared dobby trans
Always nice to see the brunette diversity hires at conservative news networks
December 7, 2023 at 2:30 AM
Always nice to see the brunette diversity hires at conservative news networks